₦airaland Forum

maynation:
SMH


I have been fine, how about you?
We are together, haven't seen her pictures too.

I have been fine too. Happy to finally have you back.

You haven't seen whose pictures?
Lying isn't good o.

maynation:

Is this the part where I drop my account details?

Yeah, drop it here.
How have you been? I seem to be the only who who hasn't seen a picture of Brie.

Collegenews:
You need am my guy. Na Nairaland get me tomorrow.
Moh move.
Be safe man.
Good night.

Oya na.
Alright boss.
Good night baba agbalagba.

Collegenews:
Tomorrow no be 12th again? The massive protests?

hahaha. Protest ke?
Na sleep get me tomorrow so.
Never even rest in like forever.

Collegenews:
Orisirisi.

Sha no do pass yourself tomorrow first.

Wetin dey occur tomorrow na Baba?

Collegenews:
Na unto better cruise you dey.

Wetin man go do?
Na to shut down Ekiti remain.

All bills on me.

Collegenews:
Lmao! Just dey catch your thing man.

Please do giveaway too o.

Okay na. Free haircut to the first five people to quote me.

Collegenews:
Sheybi na you dey wan use spoon put water for ocean na?

Me wey balance untop cruise like this.

Collegenews:
Please pay for Lastie, Sewa, Folake, Sarah, Adeola, Opeyemi, Seun, Mary, Temitope, Timisire, Ayomide and co too.

Eskisa! Shey make we kuku turn am to my wedding sir?

maynation:
Eshe modupe. Mo lazy, mo gba.


About that, we've actually reached an agreement already.
Trust Lastie na.

Olori Liru.

Let me pay for you and Brie.

Collegenews:
Oga I be chief CN not Oga nla.
Leave that title for Paso.

Who no know no go know baba.

TemitopeJnr:
You are not a nice fa.

Kpele o. Woman wey nice.

TemitopeJnr:
Jesu Kristi.
Yes o, someone who likes changing the color of teas.

So how many colors of tea has Chief CN changed?

Collegenews:
If I'm a chief, why still address me as Oga?


Are you trying to see me finish?

Hahahahahahahahaha

Baba you be Oga nla first before chief o.
Oga nla pass chief o.

---

^{Are you trying to see me finish?}
Hahahahahahahah

Queenyprinxex:
Yeah right, glad you are fine.
They are all doing great and they all do ask after everyone always.

Send them my regards.
Tell May to not miss me so much.

TemitopeJnr:
Lol. Last I checked he was a teatotaler na,has he stopped being one?

I can afford the Kola tho.

What is teatotaler?
Someone who likes totaling teas?

TemitopeJnr:
Ahh! sir!
I can't buy alcoholic drinks for people fah.
It's not cool. Ask for something else sir.

You don't know oga CN is a chief?
How are you planning on bribing a Yoruba chief without Schnapps and kola nuts abeg?

Congratulations to our very own TemitopeJnr.
Success is forever yours.

Queenyprinxex:
I have been very fine darl, how about you?

I have been fine too. Just surprised you people barely come online these days.
How is Oga Liru and family?

Collegenews:
How can someone's baby write this well? And be as well reasonable and decently upright?

Jesu de n wo mi ni ran.

Ki ni ki Jesu se baba nla?

NaijaProxyBase:
Also remind people using Android phones that switching VPN on for a long time will always make your phone hot.

See excuse abeg.

Queenyprinxex:

Her replies sweet me ehn.
In charge indeed.

Our olori queen of peace.
How have you been?

Queenyprinxex:
Dapchi been very good man. Thanks

---

I swear you are a correct mad man.
.
What's this?
It's not a bad thing if an almost 70-year old woman defines virtue as your ability to tie wrapper 24 hours a day or wearing gowns with two queen sized mattresses as shoulder pads

Queenyprinxex:
The last of the tailors that would waste such energy on such pads died in the early 90s. None of them made it to this century. You needn't ask her which retro shop she got the gown from. Her supplier was seated right there with joy and happiness written all over her face. She had just built a very virtuous woman.


You just can't make heaven bra.

oloyedewaris:
With the peoples tithe

Yet your taxes are being looted on a steady.
Nigga learn to use your brain.

godlessmind:
yes it's still useless don't be carried away by this ... religion is killing Nigerians.

religion and politics works together don't be decieved by it kind gesture

If only you had sense bro.

MansoryMX:
2021 Nigeria is still battling with good road and electricity to a point Church organizations are now constructing Federal roads! It’s well!

And yet Church is useless they say.

My Christian brethrens are becoming wonder-fools by each passing day.
What an amazement.

Your WhatsApp number please?

People cook special food for Easter?
I'm from a different world.