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Politics / Re: Tinubu Withdraws Ruby Onwudiwe Nomination As CBN Board Member For Supporting Obi by Egoveen: 6:18am On Mar 15
Max24:
Serves her right. Let her go collect her Social Media CBN appointment from the Agulu SM president.. It cannot favour her and her family after singing baba wey no we'll he dey shout Emilokan ooo. Make Elupee 77 favour her.
You no get one single sense.... Common sense dey far from you aswear.
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Egoveen: 2:43pm On Mar 12
Viper000:
Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.
Songs of Solomongringrin

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Family / Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by Egoveen: 2:43am On Mar 10
FreeStuffsNG:
She should get a lawyer ASAP! It will be nice if a government agency of FG or/and Delta state Government looks into this immediately too because if it's a false accusation then it will be very unfortunate.

What kind of cultural practice is this that an obituary announcement will carry both pictures of parents of surviving children whose names were listed on the obituary as well? Haba!

Ha! people better understand the culture of where they are going to get married into o.

What if that woman is innocent like that poor widow in Anambra who was dehumanised, starved, locked up and punished for the death of her husband by her late husband's family on accusation that she killed him until the day she was rescued and rehabilitated by Senator Ekwunife.

Don't let love and desperation for marriage drag you into unusual cultural practices like this o. If you don't understand the culture of the place your partner hails from, you better walk away.

May you not be unfortunate o.
Check my signature for free stuffs!
May you marry a cheating wife if you are a man but if you are a woman you will cheat your husband to death iseeee.
Politics / Re: Governor Fubara Buys Cold Drinks From A Shop On The Street Of Port Harcourt by Egoveen: 12:27pm On Mar 08
yarimo:
The governor that understand what is good governernce, unlike that dubious man in ABIA STATE undecided undecided
You are much aware that in your state your don't have a governorgrin
Crime / Re: Mob Overpowers Policemen, Kills Two, Injures Two Others In Edo by Egoveen: 2:20am On Mar 05
ImoleNaija:
Ara nkan everybody.
You say
Crime / Re: Hungry Nigerians Raid Truck Carrying Food Items In Abuja (video) by Egoveen: 1:48am On Mar 05
Alliswell248:


Just the same way you supported Kanu the prisoner and killer.
You are a very big fool,you no go get sense till you die......idiot😠😠😠
Crime / Re: Hungry Nigerians Raid Truck Carrying Food Items In Abuja (video) by Egoveen: 1:44am On Mar 05
This is just the beginning,una never see anything time shall come when we will see nothing to eat and we will begin eating ourselves....... Stupid emilokan government
Education / Re: IELTS Increases Test Fee To ₦266,000 by Egoveen: 9:21am On Mar 03
Na waa o
Foreign Affairs / Re: Picture Of Joe Biden And A Group Of Women by Egoveen: 7:25pm On Mar 01
That black woman behind him is a man,don't doubt it......,.JUST DON'T DOUBT IT

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Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by Egoveen: 10:17pm On Feb 29
ObalendeCMS:
Me, I put on white noise on my phone & voila I'm in dreamland!

I also have this app that plays different rain sound, I love the sound of rain on the roof.

What about you?
Weed
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by Egoveen: 8:02pm On Feb 29
Add squashed potato,condensed aloe vera,petrified onions and soured sugar..🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹🍶☕🍵🍼🍴🍨🍧🍦🍩🍰🍪🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍳🍔🍟🍝🍕🍖🍗🍤🍣
Business / Re: Naira Rises To ₦‎1,450/$ After CBN Hiked Interest Rate by Egoveen: 7:25am On Feb 29
Richtaiwo:
The Obis praying for the fx to be 2000/$ because gringory lost election will be very sad with this news. They will soon start crying everywhere.
See who dey cry dey accuse others of crying,how much is garri in your area,una dey always yarn rubbish,continue attacking Igbos while hardship is biting hard on you.

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Business / Re: Nestle Nigeria Posts N104bn Loss In 2023, Shareholders Funds Wiped Out by Egoveen: 3:46pm On Feb 28
Pristine664:
This economic problem is everywhere actually.

But Nigerians online love bad news about their country because it makes them feel better about last election so the media push it more to them.
I like your style of wailinggringrin
Business / Re: Nestle Nigeria Posts N104bn Loss In 2023, Shareholders Funds Wiped Out by Egoveen: 3:30pm On Feb 28
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Waiting I just read.

Cha!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
WTF mangrin

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Food / Re: The Size Of Hundred Naira Akpu Is Giving Me Sleepless Nights (Photos) by Egoveen: 12:19pm On Feb 28
Watianoengineer:
Still reasonable, if Peter Obi had won, this portion of fufu would likely sell for 300 due to his inexperience in handling the economy. May God bless president Bola Tinubu and give him strength to fulfill his renewed hope agenda. It shall end in praise and we shall all smile at the end of these reforms. This renewed Hope will Favor me and my Family. Amen
I was banned😥😦😧😨

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Food / Re: 3 Sachets Of Pure Water Sold For ₦100 In Akure Currently by Egoveen: 6:55am On Feb 27
odenkirk:
we need to put religion, tribe, and regional differences aside and come out to protest, this emilokan madness is getting too much. i bought one pure water 20naira here in kano.
Igbos are not protesting with you sir....we prefer to watch zoogeria in 3D.
Politics / Re: Vice President Shettima Commissions Geometric Power Plant In Aba by Egoveen: 6:23am On Feb 27
Coolestguy2023:


No compare or mistaken me for your father
My father is not deluded as you are.....oponu.
Politics / Re: Vice President Shettima Commissions Geometric Power Plant In Aba by Egoveen: 11:14pm On Feb 26
Coolestguy2023:


Them born am well make he stay? As soon as he heard the VP as almost landed, the gbajue clown go don ran away
You want to take credit for a job solely and single handedly completed by HE Dr Alex otti,dey play if na to dey steal be your hobby then go to the express with ak47 and way lay people......thief.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court As Trial Resumes (Video, Photos) by Egoveen: 5:42pm On Feb 26
Tochitee:
By the time they are through with the idiot,he will understand that,it's not the way they drink water,they drink pepper soup,he will use Tinubu 8 years tenure's,only coup can save him
Na you wan deal with am It's like you don't know that those stupid leaders of yours are dealing with the case carefully,let anything happen to him and see zoogeria disintegrate sharparly.....ozu
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court As Trial Resumes (Video, Photos) by Egoveen: 5:39pm On Feb 26
WhiteWood:
Why is the terrorist not in handcuffs?? Nigeria should do better than this.SMH
Your father is supposed to be in handcuffs.......aturu.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court As Trial Resumes (Video, Photos) by Egoveen: 5:37pm On Feb 26
benuejosh:
Sunday igboho needs to coach this guy.

Truly IPOB na cash cow. Now na Ekpa the cash out.

IPOB is a joke and a dream in the pipe that will NEVER materialise. Something that Ojukwu ran and left his people to die, is what delusional individuals want to revive. Then it was the government against the criminals but now it is the criminals against their own people. Killing their fellow men like chicken.

The same zoo that Peter Obi wants to rule. The zoo has fallen on him.
Upon all the money your parents wasted to train you in school yet no single sense,na waa
Politics / Re: Army Debunks Reports Of Meetings At Aso Villa Over Suspicions Of A Coup Plot by Egoveen: 7:49am On Feb 26
Chinkoalhaji34:
Fake news is dangerous and can cause chaos and panic. Let us disregard this report and focus on building a better Nigeria.
You sound like a bricklayer,na civil engineering you study for school
Politics / Re: Onanuga: Issues Raised By NLC Has Been Addressed, They Have A Hidden Agenda by Egoveen: 7:40am On Feb 26
Putindbutt:

This olodo thinks setting up CNG stations and conversion kits stations across the geopolitical zones is like setting up a poultry house. Empty wailers.
Delusion asago gi aru

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Politics / Re: NLC Rallies Unions Ahead Of 2-Day Nationwide Protest (Photos) by Egoveen: 7:10am On Feb 26
Ogbagotego to the neck😂😂😂

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Politics / Re: Attack Our Protesters, Risk Total Shutdown - NLC Warns FG by Egoveen: 7:08am On Feb 26
Awa lokan baje baje
Politics / Re: Hardship: 2 Days Nationwide Protest Must Go On - NLC by Egoveen: 9:37pm On Feb 25
God1000:
I'm fully in support, though the current NLC under Joe Ajaero has become a joke but keeping quiet will do us no good.


Every region and tribe should take part in the protest, people should not listen to advice from any socio-cultural or political organization telling them not to protest.

We are all in this together and everybody is affected.

The leaders of Afenifere and Ohaneze should stop dividing our country with their utterances, we need to come together and speak in one voice.
Oga do your protest by yourself and leave southeast alone,when you were busy telling the igbos not to come out unless they vote for that stupid okpolo eyes you didn't know that it will come to this now you are telling us to come out and protest........protest kill all of una there,nonsense.

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Supporters Club Still On The Road From Ivory Coast, Bus Spoils In Ghana by Egoveen: 8:23pm On Feb 24
Na that fat man spoil the bus.
Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Egoveen: 1:31am On Feb 24
seguno2:


Is Peter Obi not the champion of tribal and religious politics going by the pattern of his votes and visits to churches
may you never see better in your life fool.
Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Egoveen: 1:30am On Feb 24
Ariwola grand children will all die prematurely aswear,since the idiot of a supreme Court judge decided to deny Nigerians
good life so will his children and grand children be denied of long life.........bastard judge.
Politics / Re: South-East Development Commission Bill: Igbos No Longer Marginalized - Akpabio by Egoveen: 9:33pm On Feb 23
alanto:
Lol. They will always be marginalized due to the self destructive politics
we don leave politics and the ups and downs in it,enjoy yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay Gives Shoutout To Lady He Danced With During London Concert by Egoveen: 6:52pm On Feb 23
PJtech:
Make we fry beans?
Dem go soon collect your girlfriend/wife since you act less concern.

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