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I was inspired to write this post due to the conversation I had with my friend some days aqo.
He has been in Abraka to spend some few weeks from our holidays...anybody very familiar with abraka would know that is where the Delta State University is located, it is one university noted for having loads of girls( I mean real hot chicks). You cant get to abk and not get a girl to ride you for a night( well I guess that was then). Now this gurls dont just jump on any dick they see, they prefer it to be a special type of dick...preferable that of a Yahoo Boy. Well if you aint a yahoo boy,and you really need to get down,den visit ekrejeta. Just tell the keke man to take you to where the okpos stay there(ashawo girls). This girls are really clean,and know how to make you not regret parting with your money. Dont panic their fee aint high its the same 500 naira. But if you want one the numerous hot girls you see in class or anywhere,then you need to be a Yahoo boy.
A yahoo Boy? Yes na you heard me right a YaHOO boy. Now you might be feeling a bit dissapionted because you aint a yahoo boy,meaning you cant doke any of this bitches you really need. Need no worry,cos the essence of this post is to help you doke an abk big girl,with out been a yahoo boy at all. All you simply do is pretend you are one.

Now how do we know yahoo boys when we see one Quit simple,they are those guys you see always looking flashy and soft,always holding the latest phones and tab,always with a laptop,always dressing like Ice Prince or Phyno, and also keeping beards like that of Ice Prince. Well depending on how their maga pays,some drive cars,while some dont.
Now to pretend to be one,so that you can get the bitch you need, try getting yourself a laptop and hp bag,try getting a nice Air Max,little gold chain for the neck,slim fitted black jeans and a nice shirt(try the type ice prince wore in jambo video).Finally try to get a big phone,if you nor get,my guy borrow na...preferrably a tab.
Try to dress softly whenever you know you are gonna come across the girl, always pretend to be answering international calls from white men whenever you are around her.Try to always say Make I reach cyber cafe ooo,my maga wan pay mhe aloud,so that she hears. Try doing this for two or three days den approach her for her number, tell her you would soon be leaving for Ghana,you want both of you to be friends and if shes chanced,you would like her to follow you to Ghana(they love yahoo boys from Ghana and they love travelling there too),so you guys can go spend some time,try to always assure her that money nor be problem.
Next step is to invite her to your place,my guy if your house nor soft,abeq nor invite her oo,instead use your friend place wey make sense. Or better still look for a very nice hotel to lodge her. If she asks why you aint taking her to your place,tell her your friends from Ghana are holding a party in your house,and you dont want them to disturb the both of you, convince her that both of you would go to your place the next day..........lol yhu know what next to do through out the night.....
You have successfully pretended to be a yahoo boy.

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Jinqiss wake up joor, time don go,were the words I heard from my friend Jonathan as he shoved me
mercilessly. Still feeling very sleepy I replied Jona wait small na, make I still slip small. Time don
go oo, and you know say my place far small.
We had both stayed in school to read for the test we had that morning and along the line, I fell
asleep. As I stood up to pack my books, I asked him angrily where your house they self?.....the reply
that came from him sent the sleep running very fast from my eyes....Na inside Ugbomoro na, abi
how many times I go tell you, was the shocking reply that came from Jonathan.
Ugbomoro
The mere mention of the name alone sent cold shivers down my spine, I remembered
numerous stories of how the community youths where been hostile to Fupre Students, I
remembered the final year student that was killed just some months ago,i remembered how one of
us was shot in the head by this same Ugbomoro youths, na this same place jonathan want make I
enter this night....i was still lost in my thoughts when Jona shook me again and shouted angrily,
watin dy worry you na, abi you nor wan go? I go comot leave you ooo...immediately I regained
conciousness and suggested we go to the school hostel inside the school and sleep till the next
morning,that I wasnt in support of this idea of us walking inside Ugbomoro at this time of the night.
I wan sleep for my house this night was the reply that came from him, he packed his books and
started walking towards the door that ushered him out of LT1. I watched him as he walked into the
night and he was lost in the dark cold night......i shouted Jona abeq wait na, as I hurriedly packed
my books and made my way out of LT1.... I looked at the moonless sky it looked back at me,but I
couldn't see it, its face was hidden by the darkness.
I hurriedly caught up with Jonathan as we made our way out of Fupre into the streets of Ugbomoro.
We walked for almost 10 mins when I broke the silence,Jona we never still reach your house,i don
tire to waka oo I asked.... chill na, e remain small jona replied. Barely had he finished talking when
we heard a dog bark, my heart sunk as I prayed silently within me. We increased our footstep and
turned right into another street that happened to be where our destination was. We percieved the
strong smell of indian hemp as we walked through the street... Two of una make una stop there a
vioce shouted from behind us and then footsteps started approaching us. My laptop and my tab
where both inside the bag I was holding.. We where immediately surrounded by 6 unfriendly faces,
I prayed silently inside of me for God to spare my life. Watin una carry for bag? Asked one of the
boys who I presume to be the leader.....Bros abeq na our books dy inside jona replied. He ordered
one of the boys to take the bags from us and ordered us to run very fast...i breathed a sigh of relief
as God has answered my prayer by sparing mhe and my friends life...or so I thought. Immediately
we took to our heels I ran as fast as my wobbling legs carry me(i guess at that moment Usian Bolt
would not stand a chance racing with me). Kpooooooooooooooo was the sound I heard from behind
us, I needed no magician to tel me that a bullet has been fired from their locally made gun....i kept
running until

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abeq all my gurus here
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