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[quote author=Kennyroy24]Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It's qui
WE may not be that good yet,but i know that Nollywood is going places

WOW....I GOT 41.....and guess wat u were totally correct.

DEMELZA dis ur dream big o

demelza: If only hugging can send the guy to jail, what will they do to someone like me that wants to get belleh for him??

wwwooooowwww...... hurry up n tidy d nortern part of dis country....

lwkmd......
wow ur post z on point..
Bt make i 1st ask o...d gal done dey rehearse al does tinz b4 she talk am....

na poverty dey cos dis kind of disgrace............wen instead of practicin DEMOCRACY we are practicin KLEPTOCRACY