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 Jokes Etc / RIO 2016 Olympics: Naija With Bounty Talents But Missing Out by Ekebe1(m): 8:17pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
*Small time igbo and Ijaw men go jump enter water like fish, See swimming for Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.* *Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.* *Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face.* *Yoruba man will remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, zero medal.* *The one wey vex me pass na Warri people.* *Worri man go say Warri no dey carry last......* *wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympic finals?* *No be last..?* *me I taya 4 Naija sef.* No greetings joor #MC Widemouth |
| Sports / RIO 2016 Olympic: Naija With Bounty Talents But Missing Out by Ekebe1(m): 8:10pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
*Small time igbo and Ijaw men go jump enter water like fish, See swimming for Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.* *Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.* *Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face.* *Yoruba man will remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, zero medal.* *The one wey vex me pass na Warri people.* *Worri man go say Warri no dey carry last......* *wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympic finals?* *No be last..?* *me I taya 4 Naija sef.* No greetings joor #MC Widemouth |
| Sports / Re: #rio2016: Kenya Leads The African Medals Table With 10 Medals! by Ekebe1(m): 7:58pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
*Small time igbo and Ijaw men go jump enter water like fish, See swimming for Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.* *Hausa man go enter boat dey shout Argungu Fishing Festival, See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO medal for Nigeria.* *Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, Olympics reach, make dem go do Archery dem no gree show face.* *Yoruba man will remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba. See boxing at the Olympics, zero medal.* *The one wey vex me pass na Warri people.* *Worri man go say Warri no dey carry last......* *wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own Warri girl carry for 100m Olympic finals?* *No be last..?* *me I taya 4 Naija sef.* No good greetings to you people joor 3 Likes |
| Politics / Re: How Is Power Supply In Your Area? by Ekebe1(m): 8:43pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
We hardly see Light in my area here in Aba, Osisoma. For even for 3months now, it droped drastically. Even when it will come wldnt last upto 20mins. Party era is gone, I dont pay for what I dont use |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Corpse Of Woman Buried 14-years-ago In Epe, Lagos Found Same Way It Was. Photo by Ekebe1(m): 10:55pm On Aug 15, 2016 |
This is crap.
Fellas, pls do not believe dis,
its a fresh corpes abt to be buried
see the white cloth |
| Sports / Re: NFF Shortlists Yusuf, Saintfiet, Le Guen For Super Eagles’ Chief Coach Job by Ekebe1(m): 10:29pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Le Guen |
| Car Talk / Re: Trailer Loses Tyre While Driving On Lagos Road This Morning by Ekebe1(m): 1:16pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
God forbid |
| Politics / Re: Dr. Ona Ekhomu: ISIS Attack Imminent Through Boko Haram by Ekebe1(m): 1:02pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
ok, noted |
| Crime / Re: Photos: Nigerian Aviation College, Zaria. by Ekebe1(m): 5:41pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
so nice |
| Politics / Re: Meet Hon. Abiodun Faleke, The Running Mate Of The Late Abubakar Audu by Ekebe1(m): 5:40pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
i don meet am |
| Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Stuns In All White Playsuit - Hit Or Miss? by Ekebe1(m): 5:39pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
OK NA |
| Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwo, RMD, Uche Jumbo Attend Champions For Change Event (Photos) by Ekebe1(m): 5:57pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
OK, GUD FOR THEM |
| Religion / Re: I'm Richer Than Bill Gates - Pastor Adeboye by Ekebe1(m): 5:52pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
am not suprised adeboye, pride they say goes before a downfall. |
| Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike's Divorce Mess: He Deflowered Me, But I Don't Want Him Again - Wife by Ekebe1(m): 2:01pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
mrs ike, pls forgive and forget whatever and go back to ur husband. ur home matters most |
| Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shares Photo Collage With Anna Banner by Ekebe1(m): 2:28pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
see swag, fine people |
| Events / Re: Photos:woman Turns Up To Her Wedding In A Coffin by Ekebe1(m): 2:23pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
ok, no whala |
| Celebrities / Re: Do You Think Don Jazzy Is A Beautiful Woman? by Ekebe1(m): 2:17pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
haba |
| Politics / Re: Meet The Wives Of Governors In Nigeria (photos) by Ekebe1(m): 4:19pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
AdeniyiA: and that should be Oshobaba i guess |
| Politics / Re: Jonathan Preparing A ‘Bed Of Nails’ For Buhari – Sam Nkire by Ekebe1(m): 1:20pm On May 27, 2015 |
God is watching |
| Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Receives His Certificate Of Return (Photos) by Ekebe1(m): 5:10pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
congrats Des, will join suit 2019 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Who Is Sexier Between Wizkid's And Davido's Bodyguards?(photos) by Ekebe1(m): 2:55pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
almostFamous:can u really stand that hit? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: See What Happens When A Calaba Girl Visits You. (pix So Funny) by Ekebe1(m): 1:43pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
The dog its self dey lost for the girl... see im prick |
| Sports / Re: Nedum Onuoha Left With Nasty Cut By Teammate (pics) by Ekebe1(m): 3:07pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
chai! sorry bro |
| Politics / Re: Check Out Edifices Of The Various State Houses Of Assembly. by Ekebe1(m): 1:47pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Nice edivices |
| Celebrities / Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by Ekebe1(m): 5:23pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
jennyomalicha12:leave yarns babe, contact me make we yarn well. just call, 07066895526, see u when we get there |
| Celebrities / Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by Ekebe1(m): 11:49am On Feb 02, 2015 |
jennyomalicha12:then I can teach some |
| Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Alleged Campaign Speech At PDP Rally In Rivers by Ekebe1(m): 5:43pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
I personally watched it and it was so hilarious  the worst part is that wike introduced her has Dr 'patient' jonaTAN''"incumbent incoming govanor" "This English you are spoken "imagine your grammatical blunders Mr poster, you can't even speak well, cos it shows in your write up. and you may be claiming graduate. kick your scoll. and if i may ask, can your mother speak? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FIFA Ballon D'or 2014 Awards On 12th January 2014 by Ekebe1(m): 5:27pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
congrats Ronaldo, world best player till u become tired. |
| Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos: Daniel Wilson & Wife Celebrate Wedding Anniversary by Ekebe1(m): 11:39pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme 999... I wanna talk to da DPO... Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme 999... I killed a woman I love so much... Mr Daniel wilson my artist |
| Health / Re: No Bra Day (october 13) by Ekebe1(m): 5:50pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
mifavour: not all guys babe. Hope u arent gonna fly urs without those guilds? Pretty u. Hook me up anyway. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 6) On 30th August 2014 by Ekebe1(m): 7:01am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Am loving club so much. Up Blues. Chelsea I rep |
(Go Up)
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