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I am of the believe that parents who dont beat up their children properly (spare the road and spoil the child) would one day have children like davido/wizkid.Now for those of you who are already wondering like_ how is that a bad thing? Well, any artist who conjure amage of lust in his work( as oppose to plane beauty), speak of women solely in a derogative term and advice his mass followers to "spend money like it doesnt mean a thing"_is in my opinion deficient in all things that lend character and good moral judgement. What one give out ,in many ways mirror what they are on their inside_ hence, i cannot pray for my child to end up like davido, wizkid or anyone of this new generation artist for that matter.

But then again thats my personal opinion.

Am Passing the ball over to you guys.which would you rather your child turn out to be?A new generation artist ( with no moral compass to speak of but with lot of money) or a plane old fashion lawyer, doctor, engineer etc.

I no go gree, I no go gree nai de tear shirt.
Meaning:dialogue approach beta pass violence.

No be everytin gidi gidi start, na gidi gidi de end.
Meaning; use minimum force wen needed.

Pikin weh no hear message weh dem send am b4 him waka, go go d message twice.
Meaning; try to pay attention to details.

If road too clear on monday na b say dem de fight somwhere.
Meaning;if its too good to be true its probably not true.

If guyman don too praise u, knw say him wan beg you money.

Meaning;everyone comes to you with expectations

To win free drink, u go first buy drink

Meaning; nothing is really free in life.

Mess weh dem mess 4 bottom of pool, d gbudu gbudu(bubbles) go come top.

Meaning; anytthing done in secret will surface one day.

I sign out hre!..who wan help me caRry tk from here!

Of Cus who go die Go die, who go break leg go break, who go gt sleepless nite go gt sleepless nite..bt wen 2015 cm GeJ go retain sit..n like I said who go die go die!

Election bell rings; team PDP V APC.

Gej rush in for a swift tackle
But oh no wait!..

Buhari and Atiku already having a go at it!
Team PDP seem dumbstruck, but smiles mischievously (they were likely expecting so)

Meanwhile, Buhari and Atiku trade punches until both passes out.

Jonzing ameachi see's its chance
Rushes to pick up ticket from the floor.
But gets clobbed by a random Aboki.
"This is not a political party, but an ethnic one"
He stated clearly to a semi_unconciouse Ameachi

Ameachi summons last strength, feels back of head
and screams in akwere man voice.
"My head o!..see blood!
Then collapse on Atiku's dick.

See! Told you both are gay!.. Screams an onlooker
And looses interest instantly.

At this point its a free for all.

Insults and punches are traded freely, names are being mentioned, linkes are made to BH__Evidence are shown that Atiku and tinubu are secrete lovers.

Meanwhile, amist the kiosk, team PDP slips out of ring.

Gej is later spotted at a corner, whispering something to its aid about setting up a committee to investigate the various allegations made.

Ameachi, buhari and Atiku un_conciouse bodies are put in cuffs and taken to prison.

Tinubu meanwhile is chased round lagos by market women for dating Atiku(but was truly in love with buhari)

INEC realises there is no point conducting a general election; thereby saving task payers huge amount of money.
"Instead of wasting such huge amount of money in an election we already know the outcome,
Let's use this money to fund agriculture".
Chairman of INEC would say in a later press release.
A decision that received great applaud from the general public.

Month later, Gej stood with a straight face( tho inwardly fighting to hold bck laughter) and took his oath of office for a second or maybe a third time..
Who's counting joor?.