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The tin about nigerians is that thy not half as smart as thy give demself credit for. Yes! Am a member of scoan.
People are jst blinded by share hate for this man that even before he speaks hes shot down as a liar!

The first day my engineer friend saw the clip of synagogue buiding calaspe, his exlamation was "ha!.. but this na controled demolition na".

That was hw i even come to know what controled demolition is honestly.
Later i googled footage of controled demolitions and saw similiarities.To be clear i checked on colaspe via structural failure and the truth was all too clear.

The ministry even brought out a vidoe to this effect yet nobody payed any attention.everyone jst wanted this man hanged.

Nigerians pls learn to be more objective in ur analysis and stop band wagon aprroach to everytin.

Salute to the matyrs of faith!

Thy wre jst srolling on d pitch refusing to play at all. u should hv seen it for ursef.na so so laugh u for laugh. On top of dat, ref gave cameroon a silly red card to mk tins mor easy for d ivory coast. Bross it was a shamefull game thts al i can say.

This ivory_coast v. Cameroon game is another show of shame for african football. I mean we knew from the get go ivory_coast needed only a draw to qualify.

But the way and manner it played out on the pitch, was a disgrace to african football and the game in general.

I think this two teams should be sanctioned. Theyve manage once again to bring this BEAUTIFUL GAME to disrepute. I for one as a lover of the game am realy disgusted.

I bet many nigerians havnt figured this was a controled demolition not a colaspe due to structural failure.

I bet nigerians christian havnt figures why dis MAN stands alone even though he has been in the ministry as long as some of the others.

I bet nigerians christians havnt figured why hes not a member of CAN

I bet many nigerians christians havnt heard of A.A Allen let alone his prophesy concerning this man.

I bet no one said anything about the prophesy of putin that we are living today.

I bet many nigerians still say jim ike was "paid" even though thy sense a guy as proud as ike(no offense) cnt sell himself dt short.

I bet many nigerian christian havnt witnes healing even though thyv been in church since birth.

If many nigerian christian dont knw i was healed by God through dis man i myself once cast stone on.

I bet nigerian christian dnt knw he constantly prays for you our nation and the whole world.

I bet nigerian christians dnt knw that as truth is older than terror so it will survive, it got the start and it will gt the finish_the day will declare who is in the right and who is in the wrong so sayeth the lord.

Salute the matrys of faith.

Pls wre can i download dis APC apps?

Ur bluetooth cnt transfer file_Gej

Ur girl ran off with ur best friend_Gej

U cnt get it up_Gej

Ur slippers match shit for outside _GEJ

Gej haters oya tk d floor!

2much moni heading dt office_nw bad shot nigga minister dude no want ebola to go again.Dt stuff is gone for gud.

kendrick93:
akwa ibom and witchcraf sef.. tufiakwaa. no wonder there people are deserting d state.. d ones living in other parts of d country don't lyk visitin due to fear of being be-witched

De thr de "tufiakwaa", no worry about d ones 4 ur family.

herald9:
The only time our professor is wrong.

We've been reading and writing a lot on Nairaland I don't know where he got the idea that there's a decline in reading and writing.
With the introduction of cheap smart phones and cheaper data bundles.. one would think It's an encouragement for we Africans to explore the internet the more; having been previously rated as the most backward continent based on internet use by the West.

If professor thinks otherwise then he must really be high on 1860 books.



my 3coins!

Hw can the prof be wrong, when most people cnt even finish reading text here on nairaland without complaining about its lenght,How can prof be wrong when when as soon as the lecturer says "begin"_ everyone brings out there phones,(a sign that they havnt read at all let alone read much)_ how can a prof be wrong and u a roadside academician be right.
9ja youths claiming know_ know since 1914.

frustratedman:
When boko haram where bombing churches in the north, God sat like a mumu and watched innocents young and old die. Is the church not supposed to be the safest place one can be if that dummy God truly cares

Take for instance on a sunday morning someone summoned me to go to church and I refused. I insisted I have a girl coming over and I refused to go to church because I want to fvck. 30mins later the church was bombed and everyone died including the person that summoned me. Will I have to thank God for making me stay at home fornicating instead of go to church and die

If the bastard God truly cares about we humans why does he watch our pain and misery? Is he not the commander in chief of the whole universe

The wicked dummy God make me loose all I had 200k. It shall never be well with God. I hate God and I wish I can end his existence if I had the chance

Guy is either u ar satan or satan posses u. But natin Jesus no fit do so silent in jesus name!

genchukky:
Shout out to all the niggas for akara junction,akala,alegbo,maroko,porlokor,maduku,enughe,apala,giwa amu,warri nor dey carry last.......

Hahahaha u is a very bad niga dude, marokor abi?

Wit dt ur lead striker weh look like who jst de com out for bear palour(amenike) n dt salami weh look like pawn star,(u miss suen) no worry ursef keshi d best u go gt na draw..i don play for merry bet down de wait no Bleep me up o keshi!

Case in point, someone had told me the arsenal v andrlect game wld end in a draw nt to worry. No wahala i said and i carry dem straight win. Its wasnt dt bt d way d guy sounded so confident. Normally people tell u dis stuff out of braging or itk. Bt dis guy sounded very sure.

I even called him wen d game was 3_0 to arsenal n he was still mentaining his stand. Bt after d game i cdnt cal again. Guess ur knw y.

My point is are dis games nw somhw fix cus d result are becoming increasingly hard to predict.

Put in mind d comeroon/ Ghana world cup tin dt made round abt dem selling thr games

Even naija d way VE pounch out d ball for france to score, and yobo own goal na suspect.

I might b illusinating again but dis white men ar devils dt am sure of @list.

Mk una pardon my language i don too lose dis wk..abeg anyone to my rescue mbok!

Cud b luv bt then again cld easily b ogbanje( na joke o)..bt dis dys we de cover al side no leave natin to chance.

Dis woman sef,u na very funny man o..ur husband na ceo of ..... U de use ___ __
If na me na b say u go jst go marry d ceo of d phone u de use na b4 u spoil market for me. Anyhw Shout out to my Aboh strt boys @ warri. No teifin of phones dis todynite cus many girls file for una to slap collect phone, but..stay wit ur woman instead. I don craze..na drink de cap!

RikoduoSennin:
Bias news at its finest! Please remove this malicious news piece from this forum or at least change the title.

Did you notice the bolded section of your report. How did refusing blood transfusion kill her a whole month after. Can someone with shortage of blood during surgery survive for a month? Don't you realise she may have died from other thing?

Why not right report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die.

Do you think blood transfusions save lives 100%. Do you think blood transfusions is the BEST/ New technological way to achieve successful surgery?





@bolded section, JW did not say, God through the bible said so. We simply obey no matter what why others choose what they obey. (If God told them to sacrifice their child, they would tell him no! They lack the kind of faith Abramham had)

Controversies and many death? What about the many lifes that decision has saved- both now and in the resurrection. Focus on the positive.



Trying to stay alive? For how long? Is it quaranteed that after disobeying God by taking blood transfusions- the person will survive the surgery.

Is obeying God less important than our short miserable life on this earth?

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All the post above are just based on ignorance and lack of proper information. I am not surprised because Satan said to God, "whatever a man has he will give to save his soul". In this case, many are ready to sacrifice their Faith, Loyalty, Obedience,and Love for God and commandments for TRYING (NB:no quarantee) to save their soul only to discover that they can't outrun death.

I feel u bro! but Nxt time u dnt nid to b so angry wen defending ur position. Thr are pple hre, al thy do is shoot hole in pples believes , or claim higher intelligence.wre as thr hardly believe in anytin. Dnt question pples believe, rather believe in yours and let watever God u n i serve judge us in the end!

kilokeys:
when God go judge im matter.. Nairalanders would be witnesses to d case of foolishness and fanaticism

@list him believe in somtin. Wetin u believe in? Person don die him own go u still de pour insult on am. wetin u tink say ur own judgement go be accuser of dead brethren..oya tink!

U b verry funny old mama. Who come grow for fawo cage nw..anyhw ur welcome.

afolag:
its not all abt worry I think its a plaque that spread round the whole nation. Let take a small trip round the river niger to the daring southwest where nck names culd mke u finish ur lafter in just 3 days of arrival.
lanre young shall grow ( he likes dating younger generation)
tope - bedbug ( he brought bed bug to d hostel)
ola boxers ( wears I pant for a week)
akeem lefty ( kinda ambidextrous )
ronke - hips dnt lie ( always force her hip to shake)
so many more...

I feel u bro.warri/ aj ar for me s.i unit
For street life..the tin de evrywre too.lyk for my uni hostel dys, i meet paprick(dis guy na gt d biggest dick for d boys hostel). Then i also meet danny armstrong( dis man stingy die)..i jst like warri own personally..i beg o no stone me.

afolag:
its not all abt worry I think its a plaque that spread round the whole nation. Let take a small trip round the river niger to the daring southwest where nck names culd mke u finish ur lafter in just 3 days of arrival.
lanre young shall grow ( he likes dating younger generation)
tope - bedbug ( he brought bed bug to d hostel)
ola boxers ( wears I pant for a week)
akeem lefty ( kinda ambidextrous )
ronke - hips dnt lie ( always force her hip to shake)
so many more...

I feel u bro.warri/ aje ar for me s.i unite fr measuring street life. And most of the very funny ones i cld remeber wre frm my street days. I got paprick(dis guy manhood no b here) frm my uni_ hostel days and met danny armstrong too( dis guy stingy die) but dts ways after d warri day. I ony prefer d warri one's personally becus they are mor direct and in urface.

Laykorn this names wre not al mine, they wre names we address pips by owing to one funny behaviour or anoda(read post) u wld knw if u grew in the street_ na normal somtin. Mine sha was koto doctor. Cus i luv to play with koto and repair it(keke it as we de put am).

I grew up in warri during my early childhood and i must confessed that i miss those days. Shout out to my obgoru boys, ikomi, agbasa, upper/ lower erujuwa, esi layout, obahor boys warri sapele raod boys okere, oborikoko. I hail_ nana colledge boys, hussey, ugwangwe,domdomigos, ok i leave am there shout out still..miss my street

There somtin un- apologitcally funny about warri and the way they do things.
I mean reali funny! The average warri boy is hardly ever serz with anytin( unless of cus money Mata)

Like i said i love my early childhood. One of the reason i loved it was the names that wre attach to people for no apparent reason (Guy names).

Guy name are attached to you for reasons ranging from the way u look, to ur generall behavior e.t.c.This name are use to differenciate personalities from each other expecially onces sharing similar names. Once this names are attached to u they are yours for keeps. I mean yours!

Here are but some few i could remember growing up.

Emma lier (dis boy can lie)

Eddy smelly dada (e dreadlock de smell die)

Ogoro lucky (has pop/ okpolor eyez)

Ashawo Abraham( alwys at ashawo quaters)

Kpomo lucky( mother sell kpomo/kanda dts al i knw)

Lakpalakpa samuel (has ringworm al over his head that jst wnt heal)

Efe smelly mouth ( this guy mouth de smell even as i de type i de remember d smell)

Agbo kewe ( alwys seen at gambling ground)

Remember any guy like dt?

Goddex:
APC like taking glory where they did not sow. GEJ and FG (Olusegun Aganga in partucular) completely labour tirelessly to attract investment and suddenly APC governors show up attempting to take the glory.

The other day, Amosun had to jump up announcing about auto-makers siting plants in Ogun even when it was obvious he didn't know a thing about their coming

For the records, Flour Mills of Nig Plc moved into Ibadan way back Alao Akala's (of PDP) time. They set up the flour milling plant along Lagos -Ibadan expressway toll gate, commissioned it and put it to use while construction work on the edible oil was ongoing. Ajimobi was still in the senate then and does not know anything about their coming

Quit wit d hate politic..give to men thr credit as wen due..irrespective of who started wht..wen.one nigeria brother! One love.

"And the people stood beholding, and the rulers with them also derided him,saying he saves other;let him save himself if he christ the son of God"

The world will always ask deride you saying "look he sees prophesies, why cnt he see this one coming" to that you answed "let his will be done"

They have not the gift of discerning spirit, yet they conluded that this healing are not of God; MEN!

With this man i have concluded within my spirit_ Not to say it in my words, but in his, "As truth is older than terror so it will survive, it got the start and it will get the finish, the day will declare who is in the right and who is in the wrong so says the lord"

Let those who have hear not just hear, but see what the spirit is saying to the church.

Romans8:32, he who spare not his only begotten son..

Those he love he chastises; prov. 3:12
Concerning Job_ "i was neither in safety, neither had i rest, neither was i quiet, yet trouble came".

Men of great faith passes through trials,not in secret, but in glare of the whole world. That my friend is how i know this one(t.b joshua) is of God.

you wil come through the other end more spankling than you went.God is is with you and THe MARTYRS of FAITH.

The spate of single un married ladies have reach near pandemic proportion in nigeria.In looking for the cause, i employ women not to look very far. The cause in right there in front of them__ this cause in my view is inherent in the very idea that gave women there freedom in the first place and thats the the ideal of women's libration

Women libration for many years has had a flip side that has been completely ignored by many societies(nigeria in this context). When women choose this very idea, they choose to be free, they choosed to be educated, they choose to be vote and voted for, they choose to contribute to labour and workforce but un_knowing also choose to competite against MEN for limited available resource(Job).

Weather women notice this or not, they are no longer "allies" in this sense to Men but "Rivals". They can be Allies in term of contributing there fair share in labour, workfork_and advancement of society in general. Allies in terms of aligning with themselves in archieving personal goals and ambitions_ but rivals in terms of competiting with men for limited available resource.

Jobs in third word nations are not easily created by the goverment.In Nigeria for example, were the goverment is struggling to creat jobs, the last thing men need is women competing with them for limited availables ones.The public sector in my opinion is fair enough regard male/female jobs distribution, the private sector, on the other hand tend to favour females for reason best known to them. This explain why anytime one walk into any telecom or banking arena, one is likely to find eight female staffs before one find a guy name Ayo.

As long as Men are stuck without Job women will be stuck without husbands. Yes! No would be leaving anytime soon until we sought ourselve out.

Job for Men is not something, its everthing. Without which men canot advance. By advance i mean get married. Its so bad this days even small micro jobs that read "sales boy wanted" now are reading "sales girl wanted"

I cannot overemphasize that some how we need a new plane of action on this. Other wise women will continue to ask the question "why am i still single"

caesaraba:
God bless you ma`am. We men are smarter now. Once we find your type, the next thing is a ring on a finger. My rule now is simple, I`ll only date a woman who has a means of livelihood going forward. Thankfully, that number of women is increasing in our society. No more painted-nails,open-hands and ready-to-suck-me-dry-women.

Datin a woman wit a source of livelihood is equivalent to a woman datin a man becuse he hs a source of livelihood. This u knw is wt we men cl "greedy girls". Wt mks a "real woman" is situational n nt dispositional jst like wt mks a "real man"

Even witout livelihood, strive to find a woman wit "character" fr within dis is al d source of "livelihood" u nid.

Thrs natin a man hs dt truely any real woman wit will n drive cnt gt fr hersef. The world is a open space dis dys.

D buck of women ar so focus on hairs n nail(somtimes yansh pads) that thy often forgt d basics.

As a friend wld sy "thy dnt mk dem as strong n willfull as our mother dis dys"

Remind's me of d ol' television v new one comparism; while d former is ruff,rugged n cld witstand tuf electrical conditions, d later is sleek, smooth, shiny bt mst times ar easily blown up d slightest electrical malfunction.

Womem pls! We nid u to b women once again so we can b men al over again.

Tk a sit junior. Kanu pale in comparism to julius aghahowa lt alone yekini. He ws fantastic for club bt nt country. This best explained y he nver scored in any of d nations or world cup he played. Nver dless he ws great bt nt aghahowa, lt alone rashidi yekini great as far as nigeria football is concern.

I hop al ur saw hw she ended with "Goodluck" #coded form of tellin al APC drones wt team she'll b playin com 2015# Well done ma,am! wel done!!.. n "Goodluck" 2 u too.

I feel sorry we nigerians n d way thy are absorbing dis western lifestyle. Power pair my black stripe ass. Wre ar d parents of dis children?