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CrimeRe: Lord’s Chosen Pastor Arrested In Tanzania For Smuggling Cocaine by ekwe1(m): 8:27pm On Nov 14, 2015
I wish you can download a new version of your brain....no hard feelings tho
tupacshakur:
Lord's chosen people.

Na dem dey always disturb person sleep very early in the morning with their nonsense preachings, causing noise pollution everywhere.

I go soon arrange beating for those street pastors. All Lord's chosen street preachers and their loved ones reading this post should beware.
CrimeRe: Lord’s Chosen Pastor Arrested In Tanzania For Smuggling Cocaine by ekwe1(m): 4:09pm On Nov 14, 2015
Where in this post @op did you confirm he was a pastor of Lord's chosen....

Urchins saying and posting trash since they can read and write.
LiteratureProverbs 31- Verses For Kings by ekwe1(op): 9:06am On Nov 14, 2015
A man of godly character who can find?

His worth is far above diamonds.

His wife has full confidence in him and she lacks for nothing. He brings her good and not harm all the days of his life.

He is like a wise man; sowing his seed on many waters for he knows not where his harvest lies.

He gets up at dawn to set his family right on his knees.

He acknowledges that he is not the head in his home; that there is yet an authority that he must submit to.

And he is not proud to take heed to do this.

He sees that his seeds bring forth fruits and works diligently at whatever his hands find to do.

When times are rough and despair is in the air; he wraps his family in the promises of his master.

He sets a banner of love over his household.

So their hearts are aflame with hope and they can trust in better days to come.

He is a helper to the helpless; a refuge for the despised. He is like a breath of fresh air in a stale and decaying world.

He is wrapped in splendor and clothed in humility.

His wife is envied in every corner.

Wherever she goes, longing stares trail her path. He rises and calls her blessed, he fills her heart and spirit as long as he lives.

His words are sound instruction to his offspring and they sing the praises of their mother. So they rise and call her blessed. He oversees the affairs of his household; not passively leaving all there is to be done to her.

His children adore and revere him and he is a sturdy crown of glory on her head. They can laugh at days to come because a three stranded cord isn’t easily broken.

Many are men rich and famous, but your nobility surpasses them all.

Your fame transcends the boundaries of time.

Charm is deceptive; riches are fleeting; suaveness is vain. But a man who fears the Lord is to be honored.

Give him the reward he deserves and let the lives he has blessed tell forth his fame and sing his praise for all eternity.

Love, The Quiet One.

https://noisesofthequietone./2015/11/12/proverbs-31-verses-for-a-king/#comment-86
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Jobs/VacanciesAbout African Courier Express by ekwe1(op): 9:30pm On Oct 26, 2015
Please who has idea about African courier express and what their interview is like.

P's: I will appreciate if someone can also give me an update concerning what thieir pay is like. Is it worth it to leave Jumia for them.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Always Fail To Keep This S3x Promise (pic) by ekwe1(m): 8:48am On Sep 19, 2015
Lol.... You really can't blame us. The hailing that comes from our niccurs when we let them know we have been dre is epic. But then again, guys share such info with their main guys. While the shit guys tell err one.
grad2012:
Don't mind dem jare.
RomanceRe: How A Lady Raped A Keke Napep Driver In Kaduna by ekwe1(m): 8:25am On Sep 19, 2015
Men can but it is something the world doesn't take serious.
grad2012:
Dats not rape nah op,I even don't tink men can get raped.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How DO I Access My Late Dad Funds In The Bank by ekwe1(m): 8:40pm On Sep 18, 2015
Was there no next of kin attached to the account...
dudkko:
Good day guys. Please i will like somebody to help me out how i can access my Late Dad fund in the bank. i keep on getting the alert of payment into his account since his demise. What are the steps to take so that the bank will not deny us children the fund. Please your advise is seriously needed. He died over a year ago. i appreciate every contribution. Thanks.
RomanceRe: Some Guys Are Dogs by ekwe1(m): 1:32pm On Sep 18, 2015
You funny aff..; he did not disgrace you... You disgraced yourself. At the end, you and d guy fit.
kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hotel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of 33 beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish for 400 evrytin he sent on urs was nt up to 1000 wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth: ''Why I Cut Ties With Sean Tizzle'' by ekwe1(m): 12:49pm On Sep 18, 2015
Who is you?
Omotayor123:
And who is Sean tizzle tongue
PhonesRe: Why Is Everybody Selling His/her Infinix Hot 2?? by ekwe1(m): 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
If only all of y'all complaining have the phone.... All na dem say. Tell me one thing the fone can't do? Oya go buy iphone6 or s6 dey won't... Dem go always dey complain.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hrbizmanagers R Dey Real? by ekwe1(m): 12:06pm On Aug 31, 2015
Got identical msg. And from past knowledge abt dem here on NL. They aint real.
Technology MarketBlackberry Curve 7 In Perfect Condition For Sale by ekwe1(op): 11:52am On Aug 31, 2015
Working fine curve 7 for sale at 8,000. The price is negotiable. Buzz me on whatsapp or text 08105002315. Lagos only

Technology MarketBlackberry Curve7 For Sale by ekwe1(op):
Working fine curve 7 for sale at 8,000. The price is negotiable. Buzz me on whatsapp or text 08105002315. Lagos only.

Christianity EtcRe: When The Church Is No Longer Conducive by ekwe1(op): 11:35am On Aug 30, 2015
Bacteriocin:
Hmmmm
Why hmmmm ?
Christianity EtcWhen The Church Is No Longer Conducive by ekwe1(op): 11:23am On Aug 30, 2015
WHEN THE CHURCH IS NO MORE CONDUCIVE

When we can no longer differentiate a church
from a social gathering,
And all what we do in church is to just have fun
When we can’t differentiate a choir from a
harlot
And an usher is not different from a waiter
When the church is no more conducive
Where shall we go?
When worship session in a church is just like a
disco night
and we cant differentiate a pastor from a
comedian
When salvation message is no longer the order
of the day
but prosperity and entertainment message is
now the core course
When the church is no more conducive
Where shall we go?
When prayer warrior now have to go to tongue-
speaking school for utterances
And deliverance and healing session is now like
CHE 157 to be taught and learned
When pastor have to pause for members to clap
and shout during sermon in enthusiasm
And all what we now gain from preaching is now
new vocabulary and word usage
When the church is no more conducive
Where shall we go?
When the church of God is now an exhibition
ground for the latest designer
And those new convert can no longer come to
church for the fear of being inferior
When the tithe and offering in church have to
suffer for anniversary attire
And the little ones from the faithful member have
to suffer for pastor’s birthday
When the church is no more conducive
Where shall we go?
Where shall we go is the question right; But
never a rhetoric one
Where we can go is simply the feet of the old
rugged cross
And plead for the revival of the church of our
father
Because when Jesus shall appear to examine his
church
The question of “where to go” will never be an
excuse
Even the elect will not be excluded.
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PhonesBlackberry Curve7 For Sale by ekwe1(op): 10:47am On Aug 27, 2015
Blackberry curve7 for sale and the price goes for #7000 (negotiable). It is used; but everything is in good shape and it's working fine; battery is good and last. You can whatsapp me on 08105002315 or buzz me on same. Lagos only please.

CelebritiesRe: Vector Replies MI On Twitter (photos) by ekwe1(m): 3:00pm On Aug 25, 2015
MI is finished... MI is finished. Vector is the real ish; we've heard all dose ish b4. But let's me sincere... Who bags more money between em' 2? who is a better mc? How long has MI and Vector bin in d game? Who has more international recognition? Who has more awards? Who has more successful album?... Take your time to answer b4 u jump into writing lame shits* even u can't rap to save ur life if caught up in such situation. A niccur aired his mind and y'all jst like timaya calling err'one haters dese days. Smh.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Says Ladies Attitude Today Is Why Marriages Are Failing Much. by ekwe1(m): 6:21am On Aug 25, 2015
kestolove95:
Rubbish...wat abt d men dat can stick dia prick to one toto?
Did you read till the end?. If you did, then I blame it on your low IQ which is not longer than my name.
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 4s 32gb For 27k Attractive Discount For Bulk Buyer by ekwe1(m): 9:42am On Jul 11, 2015
This phones are almost close to a brand new ones on jumia.
BusinessRe: How Do You Make Your Own Money Online? Internet Marketers Lets Chat by ekwe1(m): 7:55pm On Dec 06, 2012
infotails: yea..the info master speaking..i make my own cash online through selling of infomation to people and helping people to start up there own stuff.also on importation bizz
pls hw cn i get into d same line you are in, I'm a student and need money for my fees..pls add me if u are on bbm 322ae7c5 or mail me humphreyolugbue@gmail.com...thanks

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