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WiLdFLame:
ABEG MAKE NO ONLINE WRAPPER CUM BASH ME OO
dont be deceived by their make up and photo editing stuff and den quickly check their profile b4 dem comot dose dem ugly pics
1.OMOTAYOR123: dis one ugly is rated 5*
2.MAMAGEE:haaa...na mama be dis with her zigzard shape.her ugliness is rated 4*
3.LAVEDA:the only sweet thing for dis girl body na that inflated balloon on her chest.rated 4*
4.YOURMAIN: u see dis my bro crush, with her proud pomon lips is rated 4*
5.ESTHARFABIAN:apart from her brain wey fine ,every other part na one chance.rated 4*
6.NAUGHTYNAUGHTY:dis my sis ugly for every part...if u dey talk A she go dey talk B.rated 3*
7.PRETTYTHICKSME:weting dey worry some folk sef using pretty when infact dem ugly past my yansh...aunti ducktor is rated 2*
8.IRUNOBO: i tink u hear d name wella? eh enh no further explanation.rated 2*
9.MISSPICY:haaa...mama shorty dat why she dey temperamental..she sabi form yeye maturity too much..she's rated 2* 10.abeg add your jare

guy! hope u don chop today?

why? when d level dy work

person wey don delete since, if true its really end time...

forgot to laugh..

na her life...free d girl abeg...

now beginning to understand d saga... it's pay back time...sai buhari

na by dat one? e no mean say u go go heaven oh...and dats a graven image by d way

na by DAT one? and which lady no go Gree...

Praisemelody:
Hello house, i have like 100,000. I want to invest in something different 4rm what am doing already. Pls i need sugestions

guy! give me 1day I'll triple it...just 3odd

adesegun121:





Intro
Uche I’m going in
Awon temi yapa ni ibi
Ab I see u

Verse
Olamide is here,
Just like the 1st day of the year
I knock out emcees like banger then I throw them in the air
Those wey blow in a blink of an eye they disappear
The ones wey be ebu been they try to make sound but we no hear
Okay, alright, odiah, e de there
It’s okay if u ain’t got ma back cos Almighty dey there
Mi o le sa lo o
Ma taa ton si ibe
Ma tu ta kponkpon bi obesere baba to si ibe
Ha ha….Eni duro
Eni duro
Ha ha…Molenu molenu molenu molenu dakuest
Like the Trybe called quest
Kini mo fe lo se ni starquest
Like java I’ve got game
I’m from the project and I’ve got fame
Tell me why the F I gats to de fill form for mtn project fame
Ha….No be say I don de proud but nkan ti eyan o bale gba ni olowo talika lo tin ko
Mr king kong gbowole mo rin ko
Oya now aani eni ni imosan ka mu kikon
I’m good looking but my ways are so wicked
I keep pushing you to the wall
What the Bleep you gon do
Koshi jo e don do
I own the track baby na me go do the run through
Omo aje pako ni mi but o le tete mo lara mi
The little package way I dey package lo n je ko ma je gala mi…file
Awon ti e gan sope awon feel ee
Oooshe
I be one man mopol I’m all by myself
When I get credit alert the cash is paid by itself
Hustler lomo mo le fi ese sha de mile twelve
I’m so ghetto any day mogbe sori bi Wyclef
I’m real, I’m not as fake as you
Rappers that’s been claiming gangsta shit we don catch you
We ne were bi ene were
We ni apoti esuwe
We ne ibon ofa le ne
Oh yeah that’s true
I can do it slow, I can do it faster under any weather
Incase you don’t know oga na master khaki no be leather
N beh e’n fi araki e fe fo but e ni feather
Ki le ni ogbon ogborun kosi nkankan tolu mada yin feda
Bowunyi ki e di omo lanke won fi yin ko eru bo lati oyingbo
Oh boy…eyan kankan o le pe afin fun emi ni oyinbo
Salute me soldier, abi o ja
O mo bose n lo pe olomo lo ni oja
Tori woni oju ni alakon fi n sori esun e la oju le
Ewa jeki talubo ko wo ni igba ti e nogere la enu le
Mo’n bayin wi e fe ma show ti o ye ki e fi owo bo oju be
Girlfriend yin ti e’n ponle ti di oloso mi so e ka oju’n be
Moti da gobe sile
Moti da gobe sile
Moti da gobe sile
Ha…Moti da gobe sile
Wonja e la won,jesu e gba won
E fi ori ji emi na cos mi o momo seru bawon
Mofi won si vibration,I give them sound education
The whole of their generation is nothing but my nation
I’m the president
I find solution to their situation
And they show me appreciation but I be like don’t mention
Haa… Don’t thank me thank God
Ori l’oba e se so dupe l’owo ori e na
Other boys them no get liver so they chase them outta town
I’m the last kid standing u can call me their sultan
Don’t cry me a river baby, cry me a lagoon
Oba ni ki da owo jo
Oba ni ki fa guun
Oju mi ti ri so many things men moti laguun
Now I’m the 5star general
Yes! Emi ni ogagun
I go catch fire o! Like zaaki
Kole tan l’ara omo oba ki o ma ku dansaki
You know what it is now bere l’owo shaki
Swagger mi yato si ti sule ati razaki
I’m the one and only emcee fakers dont wanna mess with baby
If they try to mess around me Olorun I go make them hate me
Any which ways I’m cool
I can flip,
I can do whatever baby
I’m crazy,bad,and young,I rep codedtunes u get me?
Common let me take u back to ma hood and show u how I rock
I’m dope,
If you are not I’m sorry palasa,u suck
Ain’t nobody crazy like crazy,I’m crazy,I’m the bomb
Oh….you wanna get that cos I wanna get that?
Get back! Don’t try that where are from?
This is my game you know
Theirs can’t get better than this you know
Not just a game,t his is my way of life is why I’m hot you know
Off the chain,back at you,ain’t nobody F with me in my zone
Aaaah…you know imma bomb if u try you go kpai,
U no go blow
Ha Ha…. See I fit make the earthquake
If na kasala you want,I fit bring you that quick
If na kolomaraness, my brother make you ask me
But don’t get it twisted; I’m a gentle boy I’m out peace!
Ha…Ha…eni duro asese n mu eye bo l’apo
Eni duro
Eni duro

joblessness bad oh…

AstuteJ:
I need your candid advice on how to handle the various cases of infidelity against my wife. We have been married for 10 years with kids and I have never had any reason to doubt her until the following incidents began to unfold;

1. Sometimes in 2012, I took her to the market on a Sunday morning. She left her phone inside the car while she went into the market. A message dropped and I picked her phone to check, what I saw was a joystick sent by one of her BBM contacts. I dropped the phone aand pretended I dint see anything. When she came back, she checked the phone, saw the picture, deleted it and pretended nothing happened.

I waited for like 5hours to be sure she wasn't going to talk about it before bringing it up. She claimed it was sent in error and went ahead to call the guy to register her displeasure. I believed her and laid the matter to rest.

2. About six months later, I was out of the country. She called about 6pm that she needed to drop some items for a client at City Mall, little did I know she went to meet a man at Swe bar. I got back some days later and noticed she was all over her phone chatting and smiling while I was talking to her. I took the phone from her to see whom she was chatting it. All the previous chats had been deleted and I continued chatting with the guy. I could not flow well because the guy was coding and suspected he wasn't chatting with the right person.

I went through her phone for any prior message between them and I saw an SMS she sent to him at about 11:45pm the day she went to City Mall; "I just got home, please call if you can"! I did further findings before she confessed she went to meet with the guy at Swe bar and had to call to lis to me in case she runs into one of my friends. She claimed the guy is an old friend and had issues in his marriage, so she turned a marriage counsellor overnight to go solve the issues.

3. While I was still with her phone, the guy that sent his joystick pinged and I started chatting with him. The guy went very romantic and I cautioned him not to put me in trouble like he did when he sent an unsolicited pix of his joystick. The guy went "Ah Stella, but you asked me to send it na, have you forgotten? That you even sent me a pix of your laps taken in a dark room when I asked for yours"! I was speechless! He went "and you said you told your hubby it was sent in error and he believed you". I confronted my wife with all these and she still had some "stories" to tell.

4. We were at her Mum's place two years ago and she got a call, she told the fellow to come see her there. Her ex came in some minutes later to the warm embrace of the mum. We greeted and he wasted no time to settle in and joined the discussion on ground. The last time I saw him was before we got married and she claimed they never dated. The guy talked about his wife, how poor she is in home keeping, in the kitchen. on bed etc. My wife cut in "and this lady is supposed to be enjoying Andy o, cos I remember Andy knows how to take care of a woman, each time he came visiting in the university days, he always came with bags full of goodies". She even suggested seeing the woman to advise her and the guy said "no you are not in the best position to do that, you know she is not too comfortable with you".

All these happened right in the presence of my mother in law and I kept my calm all through. We left there after the show of shame and I warned her to cut all communications with the guy.

5. Few weeks later, same guy came to our church to worship. After the service wifey told me his kids would like to follow us home to meet our kids; I did not respond. Her mum and aunt was also in the church same Sunday and I drove them and my wife straight to my house. The guy drove behind. We got home, wifey went to the kitchen to cook, her mum and aunt settled in to a good gist with this guy in my own very living room. I picked my keys and left the house for them. I returned late in the night when they had all left and you can guess what happened afterwards.

6. I was with her phone few weeks later and another ex bumped in. "My baby, how are you doing, I have missed you bla bla bla". He requested they meet somewhere on the mainland two days later! After taking a second look at the unsaved number, I remembered the number had sent her an SMS; "can I call you now" about twice in the past. the second time I saw the SMS, I called the number with her phone but the guy refused to pick all thru the day!

7. Last Christmas dat, she gave me her phone to check something on her whatsapp and a chat came in from a guy I have been monitoring his number for a while. The excerpt of the chat is below (I took over the chat from the line he asked for her pix).

5/12/2015, 7:51 am - sy: May d joy of Xmas be for u and ur family IJN
25/12/2015, 7:52 am - sy: Enjoy ur day
25/12/2015, 11:08 am - Jimmyeatery: snap i wanna see yur Sexy look
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - Jimmyeatery: I hope youre alone
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - sy: Lol
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - sy: Yes
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - Jimmyeatery: Plsssssss
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - Jimmyeatery: IM alone here too
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - sy: That's good
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - Jimmyeatery: IM deleting it immediately
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - sy: Where is the one you have
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme snap
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - sy: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:14 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0006.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - Jimmyeatery: Pls delete it quickly
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - sy: Nice
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - sy: Why should I delete it
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - Jimmyeatery: Tnx
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - Jimmyeatery: Someone can misplaced phone
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - sy: That's true
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - Jimmyeatery: I dont want yur man to one across it as well
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - Jimmyeatery: To be on safe side
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - sy: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - Jimmyeatery: I wanna see u babe
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: You have my pix already now
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme see yur Sexy body babe
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Nope
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Very not seen it
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: Is it even new to you
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - syt: OK o
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: Till we see again
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Ive not
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: Plsssssss
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - sy: Why are you in a hurry
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: Dont be shy dear
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: IM just lonely here
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: Soo lonely
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - syt: What about your wife
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: In London
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: In London with my kids
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - sy: Good
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - Jimmyeatery: I av 1% left
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - sy: What?
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - Jimmyeatery: Snap lemme see you
25/12/2015, 11:22 am - syt: You will see me when I change my dp
25/12/2015, 11:23 am - syt: You there?
25/12/2015, 11:43 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0009.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:45 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0008.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:44 am - Jimmyeatery: My ba3 low N phone went off
25/12/2015, 11:44 am - Jimmyeatery: Im using my laptop to charge now
25/12/2015, 11:46 am - syt: OK Sir
25/12/2015, 11:47 am - sy: Was wondering why you kept quiet
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - sy: Can't talk please
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - Jimmyeatery: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - Jimmyeatery: I tot u said youre alone before
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - sy: My kids are here now
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme know wen youre free to talk
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - Jimmyeatery: Oook
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - sy: Let's chat, say whatever you wanna say here
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - syt: My hubby is out
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - Jimmyeatery: Are u Sure?
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - syt: 😃
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - syt: Yeah
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - Jimmyeatery: Snap lemme be sure if youre d right person IM chatting with................

Please advise me in how to handle all these.......

Thank you.

do d needful,or wait till u catch dem

nawa oh..which kind chicken be DAT? abi d guy never chop?

ashewoboy:
What cn i do?
No, masturbation is nt an option, i detest it.

Does it even worth it? Keeping my virginity as a guy.

wait till u are married..then u can call me to d needful to ur wife

sure guy

bnovative:
Tiers of government and arms of
government are taught in secondary
school. Every secondary school kid knows
that the judiciary is not a tier of
government.
But Buhari had the mind to go live on
national TV and tell us that the judiciary is
a tier of government.
What further evidence do we need to
know that this man did not attend
secondary school as he falsely claimed on
oath?
TEACHER DON'T TEACH US NONSENSE

everybody and anybody can make a mistake...who ur papa help?

guy! wetin u sing b4 wey u dy cry?

na today? dis one no be news again na...story of last year..

Lindasblog:
https://i0.wp.com/9jahome.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/943872_928875877200630_9112235817310823659_n.jpg

True or False

http://9jahome.com/2016/01/photo-see-what-dijas-boobs-looks-like-a-fan/

there's one way to find out...and u know d way?

kestolove95:
3gig will soon cum dwn to #300

surely will but not soon

daryoor:
who go sing diss song for don jazzy for mavin. dprince and rekado . lil kesh is enough for the whole mavin make we no add olamide.

a diss track will only make don jazzy and his crew more famous irrespective of wetin dem ybnl sing... you know why?

tintingz:
And even if Olamide confronted Don Jazzy directly you will still come here to call him arrogant.

Olamide is baddo, you don't expect a baddo to sit and watch crap happens.

Kanye didn't sit when award was given to Taylor swift, he came out to support Beyonce, he beefed Taylor directly to her face, now that's another bad ass niggà

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4041553/2841853160-w640-h640/Taylor-Swift-and-Kanye-West-on-stage-of-the-MTV-VMAs-where-their-beef-was-born-after-Kanye-interrupted-Swift-s-speech.jpg

yh..kanye get d guts...but olamide acted like a kid and went home to "twitter" to his...such cowardice

midassultan:
Blah blah. You sir are a schmuck! Must u quote someone? Reply politely you wont. And DUMB is spelled DUMB not DUMP

who be dis one? u know wetin u dy type so?

Unionised:
sorry, were children invited to the Headies?

guy try wise na, no be everything be joke

midassultan:
Nothing justifies his actions. He acted like a jack ass. Olamide wasnt actually referring to him, he never mentioned his name. He ddnt say reekado wasnt worth it, he was referring to the management for being biased. He only expressed himself because his boy wasnt given a fair chance and the so called boss took it upon himself out of what i call an act of show off and pompousness to go on stage and utter the most embarrassing statement to a fellow celebrity. We are talking about olamide's ego na. I ddnt expect anything less from the acclaimed street king. And i am not even an olamide fan. The fact needed to be said. #Yawns

u contradicting ur self, read up again what u typed

babadee1:
I'd never even heard of this guy before this whole headies thing.

u sure u are from earth? he/she who doesn't know reeky of naija, knows nothing

Reekadict04:
LIKE If you think He doesn't deserve the Award.

SHARE If you think He deserves it.

nairaland? no dislike button?

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benjeeade:
Hope u guys are now getting your 1.5gb
I just got another one this morning, I post this so u guys will not loss hope of grating 1.5gb on etisalat
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