Jarus: Ok, let me confess, as mod, I'm not meant to engage in what appears to be frivolities like this, but hey, let's catch some fun jare.

Over the years, especially when Nairalanders of different political leanings clash, the free-for-all that usually ensue have given rise to a number of names for some Nigerian political personalities. Oya, let's create a dictionary of Nairaland-given names here.