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PoliticsRe: Breaking: “i Will Increase Nysc Allowance To N39,800″ – Gen. Buhari by ElCule: 6:39pm On Jan 31, 2016
Tomorow, the same presidency will stand boldly in front of cameras and deny it.
PoliticsRe: How We Rigged Fayose Into Office - Ekiti PDP Secretary(tko) by ElCule: 6:33pm On Jan 31, 2016
Rubish flying everywhere. You mean Fayose rigged an incumbent governor out of office, winning the entire local government there is to win including to of the sitting governor? This is not the first time he is defeating a sitting governor. The truth is, he is loved by his people. Fayose relegated APC to the backyard in Ekiti. 16-0 since coming to office no be beans
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 6:15pm On Jan 31, 2016
sebod:
Valencia lost to Sporting and are yet to win a game in the league under the new coach. Watch them pulling some stunts against us on Wed. Na when dem see us their body go dey hot.
no cause for alarm. We have a device called MSN capable of freezing them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 5:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
BarcaBlood:
They wish their useless club can be half as successful as ours thought they could buy class with money.
you nailed it bro.that is why they are ready to break the bank to ship in any reject, thinking that will add truphy to their almost emty cabinet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 4:10pm On Jan 31, 2016
Some people carry our matter for head like brazilian hair.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 1:15pm On Jan 31, 2016
pamcode:
Of course not. so none can be said to be better than the other due to different abilities
as far as footie is concern, Neymar sits on Pogba.
I hope you know who is a better baller between Aguero and Mikel Obi? Still puting their different abilities into consideration.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 1:02pm On Jan 31, 2016
pamcode:
can Neymar do the work of Pogba.?
Can Pogba do the work of Naymar?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 1:00pm On Jan 31, 2016
Camparing Lampard to DON ANDREZ INIESTA whose name is boldly writen in the books of history as a football legend is nothing short of sacrilage.
You will be hanged by the balls if you make that silly comparism in Zurich.
Thanks to the faceless forum where you can spew any trash and go scotfree amid cheers from your fellow delusional goons
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 12:01pm On Jan 31, 2016
Our haters on rampage. The funy thing is their mode of argument.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 10:48pm On Jan 30, 2016
marqueetim:
Belletti feels the success of Barca's attacking trident is also a consequence of having a player like holding midfielder Sergio Busquets behind them.
"There's a guy playing behind these three that allows them to shine with his quality delivery and that's Busquets," he added.
"His technical capacity combined with the talent of those three is crucial and that helps Neymar showing his talent."
Just watch it, that roll is coming for Belleti's head. I'm at lost how apriciating the best pivot in the world gives him high blood preasure.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Relegates Obasanjo To Local League by ElCule: 10:34pm On Jan 30, 2016
GEJ

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 6:11pm On Jan 30, 2016
MSN bringing down any team from the capital to its knees, regardles of their colour.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 5:00pm On Jan 30, 2016
airmark:
Stvpid la liga defenders , if u wan collect red card make sure Ur tackled player does nt continue the game in Ur absence and that Suarez goal was irritating, clueless defenders everywhere. grin
the 'cluefull' defenders in your team conceded more goals in all comptition this season than the 'clueless' defenders in ATM.
What an irony.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 4:51pm On Jan 30, 2016
LEO and SUA baby doing us proud.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 11:05am On Jan 30, 2016
erusen:
abromovich go fit pay I dey bring olukoya oh
there is nothin a desprate man cannot do. Besides he is a billionaire, if he can buy torres for 50m, why not olukoya?cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 10:39am On Jan 30, 2016
dmcdad:
Do judas keh... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

How Chelsea matter take concern Barca? E no mean say we no go win our much desired and deserved treble na.
my problem be sey mek that una prayer no help them for champions league come use that their gra gra cary champions league (2012 comes to mind) God forbid though. But if it accidnetally hapen like it did the last time they won, pesin no go hear wod wit shekpe fans for another 2 years (minimum)cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 10:21am On Jan 30, 2016
barackohandso:
cool cool

Judas ke? Dmcdad and I are only doing God's work
Our next target now na Marc bartra aka 'the new puyil' since we don stabilize Chelsea

Cc: sebod
Oya na mek una limit una prayers to EPL, FA cup and other tomatoe tin cups for their bretain. No mention champions league for una prayers for chelsea ooooo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 9:49am On Jan 30, 2016
Rumours making rounds that, Roman Abramovic is keeping close tabs on Apostle barackohanso and bishop dmcdad. It would be recalled that in the tail end of 2015, the duo organised fasting and prayers to see chelsea get over its dark days.
"two powerful Nigerian men came to our rescue when the skies seem cloudy for us. At first, I thought it was a joke because they are Nigerians but now I believe. My team is yet to lose a match since the begining of the year. We need spiritual backup now more than ever, their services will be apriciated at the stanford bidge" the Russian billionaire was quoted as saying.
Our source also confirmed that Abramovic is at the Nigerian embassy in moscow processing some papers before heading to Nigeria for meeting with the two anoited men of...

See una life? Una do us judas because of a juicy contract with chelsea, shey na only una waka come? Kontinu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 7:37am On Jan 30, 2016
bykebyke:
Agreed,but at least he did not lose 17points for Barcelona like Sergio Calamity did for Madrid,You know 17points can change Chelsea's situation right?? grin
wicked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 7:26am On Jan 30, 2016
coded01:
I just tire...
Na DMCDAD I blame. When they were winning one match in a month, moving with a speed of light toword the red zone on their league table, Dmcdad interceded on their befalf, begin form TB Joshua and organised fasting and prayer which no chelsea fan partook(except mourinho who was seen in a moutain of fire prayer ban meetingcheesy). The prayers were answered and they are yet to lose a match in january. their fans now has the energy to troll our thread. If not for the timely intervantion by dmcdad, they would have been in their thread weeping and counting their loses while we visit to console them.
PoliticsRe: How Will You Rate Buhari’s Administration So Far by ElCule: 10:31pm On Jan 29, 2016
Far bellow average. No clear cut economic policy,exchnge rate of naira-$ is nothing to write home about, playing prank with our budget,denying their campaign promises etc.

What is always on the news:

How former ministers stole $100trillion.

How PDP misrule Nigeria since indepence.

How Jonathan mismanaged our resources since amalgamation.

How PDP members bought the entire midle east.


How buhari had to borrow money to fuel and maintain his official car because jonathan swept the entire tresury.


How the fear of buhari improve power suply even without investing a dime in the power sector.

How Allison-madueke own 100 oil wells in her bedroom.


How Okonjo-Iweala hijack the money ment to service the budget for the whole year.


How Nigeria sold crude oil for $500/barrel under Jonathan and now $1/barrel under Buhari.


How Buhari must travle round the whole countryies of the world before getting down to business.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule:
Imagine a fan of a relegation threaten club, with a litle to no hope of playing europa league. let alone, making it to the top four in their overhype kick and follow, cross and node domestic league, is trolling FcBarcelona squad who are defending champion in 5 different turnaments. and are on the right tract to deffend every one of it +more.


What a free world we live in.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 7:24pm On Jan 28, 2016
bigkesh:
That's how Barca will overrate everything..... What's special in celebrating a team goal......
just watch bale converting a cross ahead of that egocentric man from portugal, then watch closely and see his reaction.
AgricultureRe: 8 Weeks Old Cockerel For Sale In Ilorin by ElCule: 10:42pm On Jan 27, 2016
What is the price?
PoliticsRe: How To Be A Clueless President (must Read)- Femi Aribisala by ElCule: 9:21am On Jan 27, 2016
In the era of oil glut in the international market, Mr president is giving 40billion naira to search for oil in the north were there is a vast land for agriculture(think about oil spillage and other enviromental hazards on crops and livestocks). Allocating 29billion to the ministry of agriculture and 39 billion to the ministry of information & culture. A budget of change that should be investing in agriculture to diversify our economy, now that oil price is nothing to write home about.

This is the height of cluelesness,incompitence and insensitivity to national issues.

MR GOODLUCK JONATHAN deserve a collactive appology of Nigerians.
AgricultureRe: Question & Answer On Watermelon Production To Generate Massive Wealth by ElCule: 9:06pm On Jan 26, 2016
1.What time of the year is best for planting. 2. Does it require fertilizer/manur? 3. How can get the improved variety seed? 4. What is the ideal spacing when planting.
PoliticsRe: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by ElCule: 7:55pm On Jan 26, 2016
There is a reason why northerners call him one of their own, and the true Niger Deltans call him Judas of Ubima.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 6:56pm On Jan 25, 2016
XAVI HERNANDEZ The controler general of midfield.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 10:28am On Jan 25, 2016
I woke up this morning to the pleasant news about what went down last night between real madrid and real betis @ Estadio benito villamarin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ElCule: 8:03pm On Jan 24, 2016
barackohandso:
Maybe not, but it's not a bad news either. Real madrid won't win the league; that's one thing I'm sure of, and you can take that to the bank.
I ain't cool robing shoulders with real madrid. I want madrid to finish fourth on the league table so they would represent spain in the next play off.

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