₦airaland Forum

Analystshariff:
Na true woh Electronzeez!
Are u a computer programmer?

not really sir, i'm just an electrical dude who reads programming codes for fun.

As a matter of fact electronics is much interesting with the knowledge of programming.

tolustx:
Abeg, co wetin u call am. U c tribal mark 4 my face?

choi, my own tribal no be like dis....see as dem connect three phase and neautral for the woman face

Analystshariff:
Goodmrng my e-colleague.
I thnk its advisable 4 a Hardaware to get connected 2 Softaware in dis houz so dat it can generate 2 e-relationship
Nigerdeltaboi carryon u hav my support 4 e-wife
rmfunky abeg woh accept am

you are right, ladies are like computer hardware, guys are like computer programmer.
To win a lady's heart you ought to have written a non eraseable programme(pseudo-code) in to her hardware, if you made a mistake to writting a earaseable programme on her hardware another guy somewhere sometime would have your programme formatted and would definetly run his new programme.

noordean:
Chai! bad boy! c analogy!
na u sabi ...even no bring kilovolt again, bring Teravolt,am here for u

forget the preaching of i can stand the heat in the kitchen, KV turns human to ashes in one sec.

noordean:
U guyz don make mi late for work already.........!

c u later!

disadvantage of not working online, hehehehehe.....c u too bro.

tolustx:
Ehn compare it to 10²¹ohms resistance. Wait sef. That 330kv, e dey kill birds?

we are talking of the electric field in 330KV sir, it can kill with all those resistance 2 meter away.....u be bird ne?

noordean:
k....wia u wan c dat voltage supply?

thats like asking a married woman wr he take see bele......Looool

noordean:
chidex....dat was jst a coincidence....morning dear

if i carry light shock u..co what?

tolustx:
For a body with resistance in d one sextilion ohm range, electrocution is no scare. #Eruobodo

330kv lan soro npa faa. Killing since the time of faraday!.

chidexSmokey:
Noordean,Noordean,Noordean.how many times did I call you?
You said she's almost here,and she appeared...hmmmmmm *lips are sealed*
Btw,good morning house.

lol, morning.

Nigerdeltaboi:
i be ijaw boi oooo ,who nor want money

if ever choose electronics over money, i will rather kill myself than commit suicide.

noordean:
rmfunky!!! ds bwoda wants to meet u ooo!

treason alert!..punishable by electrocution if found guilty....lol

rmfunky:
Ǧ☺☺ϑ​♏☺r♌i♌g yea i did n u?

oh yeah..

noordean:
charging us on her behalf??.....*smelling sometin here*

do not interfer nor distort with my VHF transmission.

Looking forward to station that reciever bro, shey u get??...Looooool

Nigerdeltaboi:
lol ,i don overcome am since ,but the surest way to overcome na if plenty money dey person hand.

chai, chai........u be ibo-naija delta breed?.

Dis kain of ur cross beeding dangerous o...Loooool

noordean:
Baba u go make one bad electrical engineer o....make i con learn for ur side o.
na physics i do n na solid state i wan venture into

baba na ur back i de de follow......pheeexiz na wan sweet course ohh. U wan try wetin dt subject take my eye see 4 sec skul.

Thank God, my pheexiz package don normal now.

kinkymax:
Kk. Må name is anthony
Graduated from unilorin
Course; medicine
Thank u

oyana gbogbo better by far....dokito i greet thee!

Hope you guys dint miss IOT much?

noordean:
ur own mind self dirty!

Loooool, na u talk am o.

tolustx:
U are on ur own o noordean. U added rm to dat funky. Rmfunky is someone's username u know?

handsup u two.

Am charging u two for illegitimate use of someone cognomen.

noordean:
She no dey chop dat kind tin......."viju and egg-roll" dey dia u no offer her

she is african for crying out loud....no come spoil my market oh..Looooool.

Oga me sir, na learn i de learn ohh.

Na c++...good morning.

noordean:
ds boy again! wch language b ds? Good morning

Nigerdeltaboi:
lol ,but wait oo which kind combo be dat kunu & guguru

lool, u want abi na question u wan ask?.

Anyways, na carbohydrate carbohydrate combo. You need enough energy to overcome batch c dissapointment.

Nigerdeltaboi:
kai kai i didn't mean it like that ooooo ,pastor like me

pastor gini........

kinkymax:
Hlo A15 peeps. This is Anthony in d house. Missed c14 batch. Now am here

welcome bro, tell us your name and alma-mater plus your course and where you will like to be posted.

Nigerdeltaboi:
hehehe u go drink kunu tire ooo ,good morning

person go need wash this your mind with hypo..hehehehehe.

Analystshariff:
Hello Houz!! I also missed Batch C14. Bt I thank God 4 everytng, cos it might b blessing in disguise.
My name is B. B. Shariff
Niger State Polytechnic
Computer science



Hope am welcome

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
// greeting BB shariff
my string = "you are highly welcome"
cout<< my string << endl;
return 0;
}

rmfunky:
wats dat? Lolz

kunu is a kind of indigenous drink which can be traced to the north,it can either be made from sorghum,millet or maze.
abeit it is available in southwest and of course 'guguru' is a yourba name to pop corn.

Good morning, hope u slept well?.

rmfunky:
thanks.......grabs a chiar*

drags a chair close to her, offer her "kunu and guguru".

rmfunky:
Goodmorning house mised batch c due to some reasons. I hope am welcome here.......Rosemary AAU Botany undecided of where 2 b possted 2

sorry maam, feel welcome and take a seat here.

Orikinla:

Seriously, people think you are arrogant?
When the last time I saw you, you were so short that I did not even notice you until someone pointed you out of those on the red carpet.
Short men always have ego problems, because they think people often look down on them.
GROW UP SHORT MAN, YOU ARE NO LONGER A KID.

Looooool

jbaby265:
mtchwwww.gat no time for shit

hey!....your comment in the politics section showed you have given up on this marriage called nigeria.

Richiy:
Baby sounds more polished
Babe on the other hand sounds like the bus conductor asking for his money.

Richiy:
Baby sounds more polished
Babe on the other hand sounds like the bus conductor asking for his money.

Richiy:
Baby sounds more polished
Babe on the other hand sounds like the bus conductor asking for his money.

Loooool,gotya!

No wonder when i use the word babe during chat she..........
Thanks.