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Ptoocool: Kikikikikiki, dat man no dey ever brush ni??

Ngwakwe: You got me laughing and smoking at the same time with your N50,000

Anyway, all things are possible as I can remember the words of Ret Maj General. David Mark, the longest Senate President in Nigerian history. The rephrase version "GSM is not for everyone especially the poor"

Alas today, rejected good working phones litter all homes begging for a handover.

Maybe, I foresee a day people will beg to dash away their used cars.

room089: Congrats my compatriot!
God bless Nigeria!

But wait o!
America say no be car be dat o, but a metal box!

bajeen: Hope this substantiates the stuff

ObiOkpor: vote him out and vote who in my darling? Your elder brother? No!
Goodluck go finish his second tenure,if u no like am,na u sabi!

MyTime3: You don't value what you have till you loose it.... #BringBackSanusi in CBN #BringBackBarthNnaji in Power sector etc

MyTime3: You don't value what you have till you loose it.... #BringBackSanusi in CBN #BringBackBarthNnaji in Power sector etc

caseless: Some fools said sanusi was bad.

imhomoh: The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) yesterday directed deposit money banks in the country to re-introduce a charge of N65 per transaction on remote-on-us Automated Teller Machines (ATMs) cash withdrawals.
The policy takes effect from September 1, 2014.

Remote-on-us are transactions done by a card holder on another bank’s ATM. The central bank stated this in a circular addressed to all banks, dated August 13, 2014.

A circular of the document titled: “Circular on the Introduction of Fees on Remote-on-Us ATM Withdrawal Transactions,” signed by the Director, Banking and Payment System Department, CBN, Mr. Dipo Fatokun, was posted on the regulator’s website yesterday.

The CBN in collaboration with the Bankers’ Committee had in December 2012 transferred the payment of N100 remote-on-us ATM cash withdrawal transactions to issuing banks. This fee used to be shared between the acquirers, issuers and switches.

However, on the commencement of the arrangement in December 2012, banks (issuers) decided to waive the issuer fee (N35), which should have ordinarily been an income to them. Consequently, banks only bore the cost of N65 each time their customers use another banks’ ATM.

However, the central bank explained that it took the latest decision as a result of the unintended consequences on banks. This, it said had resulted in substantial cost burden incurred by banks in defraying the cost for the service.

According to the CBN, the re-introduction of the fee was to cover the remuneration of the switches, ATM monitoring and fit-notes processing by acquiring banks.

“The new charge shall apply as from the fourth remote-on-us withdrawal (in a month) by a card holder, thereby making the first three remote-on-us transactions free for card holders, but to be paid for by the issuing bank.

“September 1, 2014 shall be the effective date for the implementation of the new fee,” it added. To this end, it urged banks to conduct adequate sensitisation of their customers on the policy.

“All ATM cash withdrawals on the ATM of issuing banks shall be at no cost to the cardholder,” it explained.

Meanwhile, in a separate circular on the review of the operation of the NIBSS Instant Payment (NIP) system and other electronic payment Options with similar features, the CBN expressed its preparedness to further strengthen the risk aversion measures put in place for the operations of the NIP system and other electronic payment options.

“The CBN has directed the categorisations of online transfer from low security to highly secured transfer with specified limits. Banks are expected to achieve “Highly Secured Online Funds Transfer” status within six months, that’s, with a deadline of December 2014.

“Limits of N1 million (instant value) and N10 million (next day value) shall be applied for NIP and other electronic payment options with similar features, initiated by individuals with effect from 18th August, 2015,” it stated.


Source : http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/cbn-reintroduces-charges-on-cash-withdrawals-on-other-banks-atms/186280/

imhomoh: The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) yesterday directed deposit money banks in the country to re-introduce a charge of N65 per transaction on remote-on-us Automated Teller Machines (ATMs) cash withdrawals.
The policy takes effect from September 1, 2014.

Remote-on-us are transactions done by a card holder on another bank’s ATM. The central bank stated this in a circular addressed to all banks, dated August 13, 2014.

A circular of the document titled: “Circular on the Introduction of Fees on Remote-on-Us ATM Withdrawal Transactions,” signed by the Director, Banking and Payment System Department, CBN, Mr. Dipo Fatokun, was posted on the regulator’s website yesterday.

The CBN in collaboration with the Bankers’ Committee had in December 2012 transferred the payment of N100 remote-on-us ATM cash withdrawal transactions to issuing banks. This fee used to be shared between the acquirers, issuers and switches.

However, on the commencement of the arrangement in December 2012, banks (issuers) decided to waive the issuer fee (N35), which should have ordinarily been an income to them. Consequently, banks only bore the cost of N65 each time their customers use another banks’ ATM.

However, the central bank explained that it took the latest decision as a result of the unintended consequences on banks. This, it said had resulted in substantial cost burden incurred by banks in defraying the cost for the service.

According to the CBN, the re-introduction of the fee was to cover the remuneration of the switches, ATM monitoring and fit-notes processing by acquiring banks.

“The new charge shall apply as from the fourth remote-on-us withdrawal (in a month) by a card holder, thereby making the first three remote-on-us transactions free for card holders, but to be paid for by the issuing bank.

“September 1, 2014 shall be the effective date for the implementation of the new fee,” it added. To this end, it urged banks to conduct adequate sensitisation of their customers on the policy.

“All ATM cash withdrawals on the ATM of issuing banks shall be at no cost to the cardholder,” it explained.

Meanwhile, in a separate circular on the review of the operation of the NIBSS Instant Payment (NIP) system and other electronic payment Options with similar features, the CBN expressed its preparedness to further strengthen the risk aversion measures put in place for the operations of the NIP system and other electronic payment options.

“The CBN has directed the categorisations of online transfer from low security to highly secured transfer with specified limits. Banks are expected to achieve “Highly Secured Online Funds Transfer” status within six months, that’s, with a deadline of December 2014.

“Limits of N1 million (instant value) and N10 million (next day value) shall be applied for NIP and other electronic payment options with similar features, initiated by individuals with effect from 18th August, 2015,” it stated.


Source : http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/cbn-reintroduces-charges-on-cash-withdrawals-on-other-banks-atms/186280/

bunmioguns: BREAKING NEWS!!! THIS JUST
HAPPENED
AT SENATOR OMISORE'S
RESIDENCE*
[Omisore punching calculator and
writing on his note pad. Then the
phone rings]
OMISORE: Hello! Who is this?
GEJ: It's me your President. Sorry
about the
loss ehn...This APC rascals are stubborn ooo.
OMISORE: Ha, my president, na so we
see
am ooo. In fact, that yeye
Raufu get juju.
[Continues punching calculator loudly]
GEJ: Iyiola, what is that sound I'm
hearing?
OMISORE: I'm calculating sir.
GEJ: Calculating what?
OMISORE: All the money that I've lost on
this election sir. Ha, owo
wo igbo ooo. With all the bags of
rice, salt
and gallons of kerosene.
GEJ: My friend stop that! Afterall, it is not
really ur money.
OMISORE: [Speaking in agony] What
do I do
about this 1,000 bottles
of champagne now! GEJ: 1,000 bottles of
what! Do you
plan to
open a bar?
OMISORE: No sir! I planned to use it
for
celebration when they declare me as winner
ni. Ha! Mo gbe
ooo.
GEJ: Stop that my friend! It is a
blessing in
disguise!
OMISORE: Blessing how! You know I'm not
from the royal family and
the Ooni of Ife has no plans to die
now. So
being king is not an
option. GEJ: I am making you an
ambassador. A
very special, very powerful
and very dignified ambassador.
OMISORE: [Quickly drops calculator]
Ambassador to where sir? GEJ: To Liberia.
You will have 3
private jets,
4 large mansions, fleets
of cars, several foreign accounts...
OMISORE: Ehnnnn!!!!
GEJ: Forget what you're thinking. You're a
man nw... We shall
provide you with golden gloves,
diamond
nose pads, extreme
security... [Omisore faints on the other end of
the line]
GEJ: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Chai!
Network
ehn..

CONGRATULATION TO THE MAN OF THE MASSES.
BRAVO TO ÒGBÉNI RAUFU ÖMÖJU ÖMÖLÖ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CharlesPhc: A woman has stripped naked in Nelson Mandela Square in Johannesburg and caressed a huge statue of the liberation hero as astonished bystanders looked on.

The young African woman first saluted the statue of the former president, who is revered for his role in defeating the racist apartheid system, before disrobing, witnesses said.

A picture posted on Twitter showed her naked and leaning her head against the knee of the statue in an upmarket area of South Africa's commercial capital.

A waitress at a nearby restaurant told The Star newspaper that the woman's actions, at around 4.00pm on a busy Monday, had caused a frenzy.

Male waiters got their orders wrong and a male customer was hit on the head by his wife for getting up to take a closer look, she said.

Nelson Mandela Square marketing manager Megan Meas said a security guard had asked the woman to put on her clothes, which she did before leaving the square without answering any questions.

'This was an unauthorised incident conducted by a private citizen in her personal capacity on our property,' Meas said.


http://www.skynews.com.au/news/offbeat/2014/07/30/woman-strips-naked-to-hug-mandela-statue.html

Emessy: wow!!! Ya Allah Save This Nation

Fantasywrita: On a serious note shouldn't GEJ be more concerned about solving this boko haram issue than impeaching people. I mean y impeaching all of a sudden? Is it cos the election is near? Or is it cos he has bad advisers?

The impeaching might be justified but all I'm saying is that if this man truly give a damn for the Nigerian masses he should find a way to stop these terrorist.

And anyone I mean anyone whether from north or otherwise that want to get in power by all means possible doesn't have the best interest of the people in mind!

ofenmanucom: Tifnubu doesn't have to join PDP. He usually sells out at the last minute, coillects his big payday and the drama continues after the elections. Worshippers and a.rse lickers like U join the bandwagon, sing and shout to the high heavens and the circus continues. Nothing changes... It won't ever change.

Bokkohari might switch allegiance if Kwankwashoe and Atiku succeed in thwarting his Presidential ambitions. Just keep Ur fingers crossed. In Nigerian politics everything is a possibility.

akumada1: Only permanent interest no permanent enemy.

ceo4eva: President Goodluck Jonathan on
Tuesday met with parents of some of the schoolgirls who were kidnapped by men of Boko Haram insurgent group in Chibok, Borno State on 14 April.

Apart from the parents of the students, the meeting was also attended by opinion and community leaders of Chibok, some of the girls who escaped from Boko Haram captivity and parents of the escaped girls.
They arrived Abuja yesterday and were lodged in NICON Luxury hotel from where they were taken in four Abuja mass transit buses to the meeting with the President.

Here are some pictures from the closed-door meeting with the President;

oshokay: As we know android has become a widely popular used device but had a problem internet subscriptions well cry no more... airtel has launched android bundles for as low as 1000 for 1gb . See plans below
Data Bandwidth     Amount       Validation Period
2GB                            N2,000       1 Month
3GB(Night Plan)       N2,500        1 Month
4.5GB                         N3,500        1 Month
Dial *141*1# for list of different plans

http://oshokay..com/2014/07/airtel-has-launched-internet-plans-for.html

saasala: I fear Nigeria will remain like this until we cut the Hausa off.

Sibrah: APC must be held responsible for this even though i know they are not in power at the Federal level.

adedayourt: I dey sure sey those Boko haram boys sef dey fast

Probably prayin for d sucex of their next blast

God ll av mercy!

EMEKA1MILLION: Behind the veil is the darkest of evil spirits preying on the innocent.....

honeric01: Did Marwa win the governorship election he ran for in Adamawa (i guess)? if he couldn't win that state, how then can he win the whole of Nigeria?

Rossikk: You have to give it to Nigerians... Never a dull moment. This is now the in-thing for gaining publicity for one's church. Predict some future outrage, and publicly implore the 'victims' to pray against such eventuality.

okekeanayo: i know dat the accidents of suntai and yakowa were the handy work of northern muslims whose governors are christians with muslim deputies nso dat they can plant their muslim choices. other Nigerians know too. but hell will let loose if anything should happen to Jonathan. we are watching

jimino: Afta dat chopper clash 4 Bayelsa, GEJ dnt nid a prophet 2 tell him dat; he nids 2 b more careful dan b4, because d boko haram pple in his government r taking d fight 2 him personally. In as much as i dislyk GEJ i wil neva wish him evil tins.