₦airaland Forum

Just listen to yourself! 100k is a lot of money government can't afford at this time. Crucial issues like election campaign and campaign logistics are yet to be paid for. You should understand how cash strapped this government is. Pitty the government for God's sake!

OneCandleAway:
Once you have an elderly person you're caring for, you should buy your personal BP machine and Accu check for the blood sugar. Cuz if they get admitted it's best to go with your own.

Funny thing is 100k or even less will buy the 2 devices now imagine that means one Prado jeep that was shared to APC out of the 12 or so is enough to buy enough bp machines for the whole government hospitals in Nigeria. And they claim there's no money.

You guys are impatient. Mr President has gone to Mecca to pray about this. You just hold on for a few days.

That guy doesn't look like who has the money to rent a shop and apartment for no woman. He must have robbed a bank to get that money

No way! They must have counted only Lagos churches

Old news. That's been running since buhari's time.

Juvenile fantasies full nairaland sha! Continue to live in it if it makes you happy and give your life meaning.

Goo0dHardDick:
I don't do relationship. I don't date. I knack other people's babe and na those people dey spend on their babes.

Billing me is already a turn off and I'll lose interest immediately. Girls know this already

Your babe nkor? She nor dey bill you? Even if na hookup you dey carry, you still need to pay nah! Abi nor be naija you dey?

Goo0dHardDick:
You probably won't understand what I just wrote.

For example, if you can transfer 5k to a girl because you're dating her and probably because she told you she's broke, I won't transfer a single dime and will gladly let that relationship to crash and break.

Back to what I wrote, I don't spend money if I am not getting the worth or value of it. I see no reason why I should throw 5k away when I should have gladly leave that 5k sitting in my account.

Where other guys will gladly spend because probably they want to, I won't spend even if the sky is falling down.
U get the point now?

Whoever got beaten by that illiterate pansy is not a real man.

Haba! The shovel snatched ya babe? How you go compare the poor shovel to TPain mouth? Justice for shovel!

Sonnobax15:

Na Dem you suppose blame ?

Abi na Tinubu wey do him teeth like hell fire shovel you go blame for inflicting poverty on Dem?

Pastor Bolaji own too much jare. How guys for see babes to use renew soap. I wish all those babes just leave the church

This is xenophobia! Nothing anyone can tell me.

I like this kind of confidence. It usually comes before a fall.

Wetin concern God with gorilla wen snake bite? Na animal to animal matter. Make we hear word, abeg.

Ah tell you. Those Christians are nothing but pansies.

omoredia:
She is unfit. She be Christian woman no doubt. They rather be killed than learn how to kill.

No way! We are transferring poverty and tribulation instead. Una must learn by fire by force.

That bus is Nigeria. That man is Ti. nu.bu. The condition is self-inflicted affliction.

Successful prison break, mate. Hearty congratulations 🎉

I trust Saudi. Survive be.heading fess make I see nah.

Oga Turji nor get time for dis small fry. Na Putin gangan him go show pepper when time come.

Gotocourt:
Bello Turji go catch this one , nothing dey happen

Touche, my president!

The guy may be struggling with some mental illness.

omooba969:
How do you mean?

No one is talking about the guy being possibly mentally ill.

Fact!

That ijebu finishing touch is gold, aswear!

No big deal. Shey you dey fo.ck regular sha? Na dat one dey important.

Tenrack:
Thought I'd outgrown this shii. But ist getting worse. I don't like being hugged especially by females. When someone reaches out to hug me I feel like getting out of that situation really quick.

Shey I normal like this? I hope there are other nairalanders that can relate. I no like hugs at all. Just shake me and leave me tf alone.

These turncoats don't always have any genuine ideological reasons other than that they were not allowed to participate in the very process of stealing from Nigeria

This is how you know Nigerians are not really insensitive. They know that the e.vil police cannot flip this case to exploit them because soldiers are involved. The case would be different if the victims were civilians

Yeah! Time to give those Lebanese pests a run for their money

Government should order them back to work and then sack them properly.

Lesson: divorce your wife if you want to make it in life

And so? You Neva see where cattle turn round dey herd Fulani before? E don happen be dat.

Alabig1000:
This thing no de clear again o:

Shebi na naija give them light before :?

The people you have refused to educate and empower. They'll bring down every structure you have built.