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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Eljosh(m): 9:03am On Apr 28, 2015
kingobasi:

Yea
please are you sure... Cos some people are saying remedials does not give. . Even ma mum said dey don't give... Only jamb. Thats why ah want to confirm it.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Eljosh(m): 7:53pm On Apr 27, 2015
Sorry. . Please ummm does remedials give medicine?
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Eljosh(m): 7:52pm On Apr 27, 2015
kingobasi:

NO
. . Thank you zir.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by Eljosh(m): 5:07pm On Apr 27, 2015
please o ah just want to know. . Buh does remedial students write post ume?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 9:11pm On Jan 05, 2015
007Bruce:
i spit bars like a cobra locked in the cell grin
Mtcheeeew...Puto!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 2:26pm On Nov 24, 2014
yo am back like boko haram at adamawa nd about bombing y'all out like borno and chase y'all outta and seize u like yobe...hehehehe!
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Eljosh(m): 2:05pm On Jul 15, 2014
tr3y:

No vex sir!!!!!
I'm very sorry
......haba nooo ...so wen u go enta FFR naw
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Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Eljosh(m): 4:19pm On Jul 12, 2014
tr3y:

Guy na the village wey ma fatherland put me for no get better network.
I will be more regular these days!
. . . Lol..so u bin travel?? U no evn bother hala anybdy evn me ur rival....e no gud ooo
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 11:01am On Jul 12, 2014
ah swr dis guy no welll. . .afta he ask which order wat ended his life?...Bleep it twaz #Arrow...
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 10:52am On Jul 12, 2014
Iceskidd: but you keep droppin wack something/
i throw u to tha backyard, you's only here fronting/
you've been on nairaland since april and not improve/
man, where's your groove/
the day you drop some good shiit/
i'll send you teddy's nüde pics/
oh wait, your gay, you can ask ckushy for his nüde pics.
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Its nüde not unclad fück this

. . . Gather up all d mavins 2 sing #dorotribute. . .4 u hater!!
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 9:44am On Jul 12, 2014
. . . Lay u down nd cover ur aass wif a scanty crown lyk a vampire being sacrificed in ma empire.....
-----SHORT ONE FOR CKUSKY-----

. . . . Step up in evry place evry1's screamin omg its eljosh/. . Bleep it i dnt care evn ckusky galfrnd had 2 blush/. . He had 2 bow down b4 me apat 4rm d fact dat am a king cos he can't afford my porsche/

. . . . Y'all shld b careful on hw u roam arnd cos am a blast in d air lyk a turnedo/. .preachn wif holy punchline upon dis wackies on ma tuxedo/. . .Bleep it most people tink we are the same/. . .not at all i am born 2 pray 4 evry young dapper 4rm being wack n lame/. . . Cos ah was neva here 4 d fame/. . .

Saw dose biitches d oda day..they all wanted a piece of me like i was a of cake/... Y hit on me wen y'all know i dnt hail a nigga without an hand shake/.....
. . .if y'all fink am jokin go ask iceskidd d last tym we met i didn't hav mercy on johnson/. . .brutalizin pple on f.b lyk d likes of slick willies..like am a freaking free mason/ . . .
. . . . Bak den on 2 lines ah hit giiyaz up like 2pac/. . .rounded d ghost of tr3y wen he got killed frm my last smack/. . .
. . . . I preach n spit in barz without letting em free lyrically/. . . Destroy u when ur hopeless n down critically/.....
. . . If u haven't heard u can't hit me cos ders menime(eminem) in the body/. . . Neva tot ah'd reap studios and nail it like its my fuuckin hobby/. . . .
. . . . . So if ur stil finkin ckusky. U've gat nuffin against me cos amma smack u down/. . . .unbelieveably u'd run into a restaurant den gt drunk like d likes of chris brown/...
. . . . . If u nid a sample about me u shld chck on google/. . .hw i battled king J n ended his career like ah ws boilin a noodle/.....dat ws wen NL ws hacked wnt round in evry sectionn showing em wah i have gat n ma standard/. . . . Den dey wil roll up their sleeves lyk dey wer upto me while their flows were being pampered/. . . .
. . . . Intrdced u ckusky 2 ffr. .u came n dug in frm d past/. . .wen u wer scared of entrin lyk a useless outcast/. . .wen u wer stil @2 lines dstryn d very newbies. .wen ah ws linkd by iceskidd/. . .a nigga many of y'all fear n rspct cos of his rap spid/. . . N if y'all stil hatin n dissin den u must b stupiid/. . .
. . . . If u hvn't ckusky Eljosh jus became ur nightmare like in d movie #CHUCKY#.....
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Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Eljosh(m): 8:52am On Jul 12, 2014
tr3y:

Everybody loves tr3y even the hacker sabi me sotey them stop hacking once them reach ma post
. . .bin lukin 4 u 2 diss y u no de chck in ffr??
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Eljosh(m): 8:37am On Jul 11, 2014
O.M.G. . .tr3y is alive...!!!
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 8:33am On Jul 11, 2014
Iceskidd: you well? New wetin? Na since airmark be mod 4 here and music section
. . . Dnt mind dat f@g jhor e blood dey warri am. . .!!
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 8:51pm On Jul 10, 2014
ckushy: Ayo, I'm a helish villain,
my peniss spits in bitches, infected with HIV
I pop penicillin pills while my head is shrinking
I'll be cured! Thats what my head keeps thinking. - - I'm sick!!
Never do the right thing aint phuckin philips
Some of you are phuckin gimmicks, tryna draw heart tension
You gone die of H.B pressure!
Gat no affection, you think this is an adventure? Dumb question?.
Now wtf's eljosh? Get off my dikk you phuckin troll
It's your mummy' poll
You dont know? She a hornny ho
she said your dad's dikk is crooked as Phuck, so get your head straight
Cos you a clone of a teddybear, you a dummy,bro.

. . . I bring heat to you puto then make the roman reigns/. .
. . . Hit you up so bad to the extend dah u're gon feel tony's pain/
. . You think u come harder than a swollen dick/.
. . U hvn't seen nothing yet when i break your head with a big stick/. . . Mentioning my name like a c0ck$ucker/. . When u're just a bloody murfucker/. . .unravish ma anger on you, u're gon bleed like you lost your virginty/. . .
. . Bring a cure alongside RKO to end your insanity/. . . .
. . Then leave u cleansed with a kiss on your forehead before offering u as a sacrifice to sister abigail 4 judgemnt. . .
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 7:36am On Jul 10, 2014
WARRIBLOOD: Sneeze


things fall apart.. as da achebe of rap retires//
with him gone..we need a new rap messiah//

mikuz is good..coogar is tight" like da poorest man in cotonou offerin//his text clearly shows he is still a madman leavin in sufferin//
dude jx makin noise Anyhow bluffin//
but If teddybiyasis PULLS oFF HER CLOTHS..he ready to fuc.k free//

coogar you disgust me.Just Dont nor why//
i feel like to throw up wen i see Ur wackfull line//
why dont you obey da commandment..and be a truthfull child//
aint talkin bout 2Face marriage..but promise anytim wen i talk u Go Do-BY//

but instead ur acting like da son of JUDAS//
complainin everytime.. Cus ur from da tribe of losers//
u stil cant get nairaland sold...even If u use jars//
cus Seun And i know your one of does low liffe nokia users//

If i vex for u coogar..ur family wil await ur tribute-song// i eat you RAW//Suck ur blood//..and peel ur thumb//2015 election...u be rendered HANDICAP...so emotional trust me u need sum HUG...


. . .And Teddybiasi dats anoda HOE hu cldn't succeed in wrestling n nw @NL. . Hey ur lyfs gon gt scrwd up. . Dan daht ov mc hammmer. . .

. . . N dis coogar as hiz name implies y wldn't he f.uck 4 free wen hiz a shameless murfucker. .hit dis nigga hard n makes him won da mo (wonder more). . !!!
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Da TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 6:52am On Jul 10, 2014
ckushy: you asking who??
. . . U stick ur nose up in wahs nt ur business. . .den u gt drpd lyk a fallen angel. . .
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 9:07am On Jul 09, 2014
ckushy:

whats wrong with the rhymes??

How does cutting the mustard rhyme with ravish the bastard??
L:DL. . .
Frm ma point ov view ur tryna chck up 2 d standard nigga. . .
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 7:57am On Jul 09, 2014
ckushy: wtf!!!!!
. . . The f*ck is dah ur chucky. .
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Eljosh(m): 7:48am On Jul 08, 2014
Arijo: i can play lyk mr.paul ama song city call me singha(singer),i always flow wit rapper(wrapper)no altra dat called ginger,if life is jugding well i shud be muse to new born rapper,many niggas drive me crazy i gues dey still under(honda),now like my 2 legs my girl thought am not right so i left,i be wan Bleep up but sky na virgin niggas asking wat is left,av commited alot no suicide i gat plenty dept,am now scared of sleeping coz it a cousin to death,like application right now niggas i av to go(2go)on,i posses speed like clark kent no bullet am for real gone(gun),am for real addicted wit ma trousers coz na dry jean(gin),am silly but i get fan (cealling fan)ain't weck yes am still in
. . . Who is dis guy seriousli ur wack no offnse buh. . dis ain't 2go. .u dnt stay onlyn b4 u bcum a vet. .. .u shld mit d english teacher here 2 teach u #jigsawkillah. . . .
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