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Dannyxy: See u guyz later...lemme go 2 my friend's house,i plan on watching bba finale there, so if melvin no win na him own t.v i go break,mine will still be safe...after na only vex him go vex...

just shield ur body incase hin pour hot water ontop u.

wild child: Una don dey write Valedictory Speech ni? I tot its gonna be after the grand finale Na only ostrich awards I don see oo,heard Kslip/spade did one too abi? Not too sure cos av missed over 20 or 30 pages and I hardly type/view from my phone...All the same,thanks @MrOchon,I knw that geh ur eyeing oo *lips sealed* (I go expose u fo my own final epistle)

Its so sad I'm just going to Lagos now,enroute this Iyana Ipaja road from Abeokuta,from the look of things I might miss the grand finale if it starts by 6pm even 7pm aint sure cos I still av to branch @ Ikotun b4 finally goin to Ikeja(my home)

*Seun/ Mukina/MOD should interview me oo cos this thread na 1st Of Its Kind Ever* *pops collar* *opens teeth like melvin and laughing*

Thought u were in SA.lol

languys69: I assure you, you'll be breaking that tv. Bye bye Ella.b's tv. You'll be gone to soon.

bad belle

Josydaky: Shout out to all threadmates:
GOM
BizBloke
Kslib
Iyawo
Beniye a.k.a Josydaky
Ochon
GhKwame
Safarigirl
SAgirl
Sexy Fox a.k.a Josydaky
The Amaka
Mykali
Ayab2103
SOM
Ella.b
Skipofem
Ginger28
Dannyxy
Dmalam
Adaberry
It'sModella
F. Addict
and many others.
Thank you all for making this thread the best ever I have ever seen on Nairaland. This last 3mths has been my most happiest in this year.
Love you all.

Gracias

ItsModella: E go be like film trick if Melvin no win this thing.

Na my tv I go break 1st then I go borrow money to buy new one.

Abeg who sang this "parole" song biggy just played.

Dannyxy: ahn ahn,dn't wori @kslib will make u happy

hian!
This by force joining together wey u,ochon and bizbloke(ur new name too long to type) don decide to do ehn.

I miss Zimbomatic already.
Bobo just vex leave this thread d day Pokey comot 4 bba house.

alekside: Waiting 4 @Ochongonoko to confess he's @lalaosky . I've followed the allegation and counter-allegation from the start.

he mite decide to pull a stunt by making both names appear d same time.

ochongonoko: [b]WINNERS OF BIGBROTHER AFRICA - THE CHASE OFFICIAL THREAD' AWARD 2013

It's been another rollercoaster ride from the beginning till whatever page this thread will end. We've been through it all and seen it all, the fights/brawls/beefs, the permutations/combinations/BODMAS/analysis, the mellish/melaria/mellikem/hacleo/mecleo/oneza/bengelo/polikem/belt acronyms, the snitchings(by GOM on us and on ekiloui), the shalom/all iz well and what have you, the pics et al. We've had our disagreements and agreements but at the end of it all, we still remain united in our differences. So it's only right that I award a virtual award to some people I can remember, who made this thread so much fun, that I had to officially join in the fun.

1) My below award is incomplete cos I can't remember everybody
2) Most importantly, the award is for fun and I'm in no way dissing anybody. Don't be angry if you don't like the title of the award given to. it's just me catching fun
3) Anybody is free to add more to my awards for those I must've gotten wrong or forgotten.

With that said, let's get this party cracking !!


CATEGORY A ::::::

Best OP of the year 2013: Wildchild

Few or no other threads have been able to garner much traffic, likes, derailers and speed of page increase than this thread. within 3 months, this thread has hit over 1619 pages, even romance section derailers paradise thread took a YEAR to pass the 1000 mark. That should tell you how great and fun this thread is, all thanks to @wildchild aka IK

Most interesting thread of the year:

BbaThechase 'Official thread' by Wild Child. No need of talking much, just check out the amount of views this thread has, it's over 600,000 views

Most mature threadmate female:

this award can't go to one female alone cos they're a lotta matured females here that always keep their cool so I'm giving out to five outstanding females. Two are married, one is single and the other is a MOD who has fought for us whenever we're banned. The award goes to

@IyawoTM: Like bizbloke, I found it hard to believe this lady was married cos of the way she mingled with us effortlessly. If not that someone said it on a certain page, I wouldn't have known that she's married. Always happy and cheerful

@dominique : our able MOD, fighting for our rights and contributing immensly on here. I appreciate ma'am

@feminine A : another married matured female. I've not seen her get into any ruckus with anyone. Very cool headed lady

@StateOfMind : it's hard not to acknowledge this lady's maturity. She was the one that change my mind on bashing bev EXTREMELY . With well laid out analytical posts and a knack for saying the truth while at the same giving most HMs a fair judgement. . @sholay2011 can tell you more about her personality

@royal pearl : @spade said she's a female, I don't know but all I know is that she's matured. Even as a ghanaian in the midst of nigerians, she doesn't loose her cool and hardly gets into beefs . I see you shawty

Most matured threadmate male: ozodigboo and nuzo'

Kai, this one hard o. So many ostriches on here . I'll be giving this award to @ozodigboo and @nuzo'.. Two matured posters who are rarely around especially @nuzo' whose posts on other threads is always on point

Most funny Threadmate female: safarigirl

Few females on here are TOO fuuny and witty so I'm gonna go with @Safarigirl. Though she might have reduced her visit towards the end of this show, you've got to admit that she was funny either with her permutations or comebacks with @fork addict and whoever else. She was our very own beverly who gave us what to talk, laugh and argue about


Most Funny threadmate male: Kslib

Not contest in this category. No one else comes close. This crown rest on the head of one man and one man only, his name @KSLIB. If you haven't laughed to any of his jokes on this thread, then you need to get your head checked. No jokes. Nigga is as funny as Bleep!!. Respect to our own @hot_slap

Most classy threadmate female:Itsmodella

Now this one helluva chick . Our very own pokello. She got the swag and her posts exhudes classyness. With her green font, she stands out among the numerous crowd on NL not just on this thread. A no nonsense lady with a fast internet whether in naija or the US of A . Also known as miss meanie for his precise short comebacks . She's fond of seizing 4 plots of land on any special page she demolishes


Most classy Threadmate male: spade

Now this @itsmodella alter ego. If modella is the female meanie, he's the male meanie. The ying to itsmodella's yang. And his caustic hands never fails to deliver when he's going hard on mellish fans or his opponents. If y'all doubt me, y'all should read his slaying of @sholay2011. Dude is cruel . And boy can he write? . His posts and analysis are aptly stated to pierce the hardest of skulls. Another xter he shares with @itsmodella is ability to dig up evidences. From dillish's twitter posts to @the amaka's FB posts

Most Patriotic Threadmate female: Miss Sparkle/ginger 89 and the amaka and safarigirl

they are many patriotic females but I gave this award to the names above cos of

@the amaka has been a loyal fan to beverly. She has stood and subtly fought for her even when the odds were totally against. Wowed us with her pics and had some people drooling. Even @miss sparkles dumped bev before coming back to support her but amaka has been there through the thick and thin. Respect

@safarigirl stands out among female team melvin. She has fought all anti-melvins and shows no sign of relenting. The chick is winner not a quitter

Most Patriotic Threadmate male: GH patriot

I should given this award to all ghanaians on this thread but @gh kwame/patriot stands out. A fun loving dude who stands up for his reps and has contributed greatly to this thread and can fight dirty if irked. Like he does online, he also defends his country offline. How much patriotic can one get?

Most entertaining Threadmate female(s):

many people qualifies for this post but I'll go with

@safarigirl for the fun she brought to this thread
@josydaky for her love rendevouz with @GOM
@dillish for her pictures
@ella.b for keeping us up to date with twiiter
*viewers, add the ones I forgot*

Most entertaining Threadmate Male(s)

@kslib oga at the top
@fork addict (his anti-melvin antics made me. LMAO )
@jmaine (he's posted very few times but cracked me up with each of his posts)
*viewers add others*

Most peaceful Threadmate female:

A lotta posters are here

@hiteelong,@c'est moi, @iyawoTM, @josydaky @ella. b, @sexytabhi, @agbgift, @feminine A, @stateofmind, @SAgirl, @skipofoem, @v24m , mrs nkemopara, ayab1, yinkade others too numerous to mention


Most peaceful Threadmate male:

Una boku o. Chei

First of all is my nigga, @bizbloke aka hyde and jekyll. Got mad respect for you bro. Always makes a funny comment from even the most annoying post. Never quarrels and he's matured and peaceful too


Then @mykali. Another friendly nigga and witty too. But loves woman too much . Dragging MY cleo with me

Others includes : noname, tuktudicko, tuso, wildchild, Oh La la,Dmalam, Dannyx,Fashrola, Aodis, Ekiseme, Rusello,Geez prince, Abikyshow, 9ja4eva, Mevems, Omonime, Njokusboy,


Part 2 coming up... Inspired by @GOM [b/]

Awww..*hugs* Gracias Muchos

Oneal's TL
#babylonupdate: a HM pointed a finger at me for a comment I made b4,my response was simple and that $hit died immediately.

Guy dey feel like Don Corleone.

Elikem packed juice,sprite and gbogbo ti gbo for hin bags.
Biggy told melvin 2 tell him 2 unpack them.

Kslib: Na 4 Afternoon you dey answer Good morning.. ..
Smh..
..
All izz well!

yes ke

ItsModella: I heard Beverly said "In Nigeria, we eat beans and egg"

I don't know about y'all but that's some nasty shitz.

Ah..babe ur missing o.If u neva chop am,try it o.
E sweet well.chai.

Kslib: Morning ella..
**looks left** **looks right**
Whispers **how was ur Night**?

Twas aii thanks

*phew* finally caught up with u guys.una no fit wait 4 person sef.mscheew!

Morning yall.

ochongonoko: Errmmm.. Are you related to @ella.b?

I don suffer.

safarigirl: SHUT UP ALREADY!!! There, I said it on his behalf, oya go sleep

meanie

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][b][color=#000033]First off, thank you, WILD CHILD for bringing us together.

That said, I'm not entirely happy that BBA8 is coming to an end; it also signifies the death of this thread whether we choose to accept it or not (it will be either gradual or instant).

I remember coming to this thread; simply testing the waters. I've never watched BBA (the first time I actually saw a scene on BBA, I was a teenager and I saw 2 people bathing stark naked in the bathroom )... Lol, crazy thing. It didn't make sense to me. Even if it did, watching TV isn't something I really do; I choose my laptop over it any day.

What made me post on this thread was a front page thread condemning BBA; I wanted to find out if everything said there is(was) true. As much as I could, I couldn't stay watching BBA for up to an hour (work and lack of concentration), but this thread made me stay put following BBA The Chase.

I remember coming to Nairaland just for business, I never knew I'd meet wonderful people on NL until I met you.

I learnt so many lessons here and because this post is a damn long epistle, I'll try to cut it short:
1) KSLIB
This guy can be unserious. He showed me more reasons to be unserious and have a greater sense of humour. More reason why I became a 'dumb' poster.

2) IYAWO TM
I had a wrong perception as regards relating with people (especially the opposite sex) when someone gets married. She changed that. She related easily with everyone here but knew where to draw the boundary.

3) FORK ADDICT
I learnt the art of numbering quoted posts in order to reply them effectively. It helped (and still helps) me to solve clients' complaints or 'madness'.

4) OCHONGONOKO the Ostrich
I learnt the right way to let the sleeping e-dogs and physical dogs lie from him; no pushing, just let it go.

5) ITS MODELLA
Our very own green lady. Okay, she's somehow a meanie (to an extent, I like this about her though); my first post directly linked to her about having 'the traits (positive) of Pokello was replied with a "whatever".

Yet, I learnt something from her: standing out from the crowd (not just on NL, but everywhere I find myself; do things uniquely and differently by giving it a special personal touch no matter how minute) - the colour of green (or another colour), which is why I maintained deep blue, although I arrived here in deep green but I had to abandon it.

6) STATE OF MIND
Articulate, deep-seated and thought out posts was what I got from SOM. Her SOM was always in the maturity stage before she hovers her mouse over the 'submit' button and clicks.

7) GH PATRIOT
Defender of his nation. I wish I can do that for Nigeria everytime.

There are others, but these stand out specifically for me right here.

Truth be told, this thread was the chase; if Biggie could see this thread, he'd give us an award. This thread is a Ruby *in Sulu's voice*. We had fights, verbal attacks, fun moments (race to page 1111 which seemed like a rapture to me), jokes from Kslib and co., meanie moments (you know yourself), romance moments (you know yourself), crushing on some people (you know yourself), etc. This thread was a fusion of all the emotions I can think of. I love this thread, I still do.

I have a wish though. I wish that no matter our schedules next year, we can come here to dump those schedules and be 'kids'. It's not really about age differences (we have teenagers here and adults, too; BSc holders and MSc/MA/MBA holders). It's more about interaction and deep connection.

So, now that I've found something on NL deeper than just business, I'm dropping my initial moniker in order to embrace and bring out other aspects of me on NL. I'm no more BizBloke (officially, this moniker will be dead between 31st August and 7th September because the aim of creating it has been achieved), I'm Jekyll & Hyde.

S/0 to you all: SOM, KSlib, Skipofem, Ella (see you on our thread) , Ochon, ItsModella, Fork Addict, Danny, Iyawo, V24m, Tuso, Kgr28, GH Kwame/Patriot/Ba, The Amaka, SexyTabhi, Sexy Fox, Sholay, Miss Sparkle, SweetLemon, Safari Girl, Ekiloui, AndreRush, NkemOkpara, Ozodigbo, Wild Child (special thanks once again), AdaBerry, Ella Cutest, JosyDaky, GOM, Spade, Lindsay, DMalam, Lansguy, ChrisDestiny, Mykali, Geez Prince, Nuzo', Miss Eve, SAgirl, 9ja4eva, Ninnyanny, Dominique, Click2CBN, C'est moi, Krasid, Drulbaba, Afam4eva, Lola.luv, Abikyshow, Agbgift, Yinkade, Beniye, OleGunner, Sugahlyz,
Elohor_ayodele, Ekiseme...

...And others (silent viewers, Lucifer, Satan and guests)

I love you.
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Melvin don dey smoke.Chai my pink lips..smh

ninnyanny: lol...the both of them were giving each other some teasing look.

lol Melvin wants it bad.They both do.
biko, he should hold on.He has all d time with Maria tomorrow.

hehehe Melvin eyes fit UnCloth dillish mehn.see d way e dey look.

Melvin looks Hot mehn.

spade: Jesus! Was I the only one who, for a second, thought Cleo was about to rapeee Melvin senseless?

lol if dat was about to happen, Melvin go leave her start to do press up to normalize hin kongi.

err is something wrong with dillish and Cleo?

congratulations to Melvin's twin sister (Melvina) who just put to bed.God Bless mummy and baby.

Text "VOTE MELVIN" to 34350

ItsModella: Na wa o, I heard Biguesas and Neyll were not going to come for the finale.

betty said so herself yesterday.

ItsModella: I'm listening to Cool FM right now, shey na Xclusive dey scratch?

Oh dear,they were playing it on cool fm abj but they ve stopped.
If ur in Lag,I can't say for sure I'm sorry.

DJ dey feel fly

For those who aint watching the party,tune in to Cool fm right now and listen to d DJ's ish.

Cleo's song being played.