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Jokes Etc / Professor Vs Fuel Attendant by Ellabanj(f): 11:51am On Oct 12, 2012
[color=#770077][/color][i][/i]a prof drove in2 a petrol station.Prof:guy abeg gimme full tank.
Fuel attndnt:sir i dnt speak pidgin i speak eng only.
Prof:ok!!gud mrnin.i feel a profound desire 2 replenish d propeling of my motorized automobile.dre4 i cordially request u 2 transfa 4rm ur subtaraenean reservior a sufficient qty of d combustible fluid of d highest octane rating 2 fill d apropriate receptacle of d said means of parambulation 2 d brim.
Fuel attndnt:oga na play i dey play ooo.how much fuel u wan buy.abeg??
Education / Re: University Of Lagos Post-UTME 2012/2013/admissions - UNILAG by Ellabanj(f): 6:07am On Jun 15, 2012
I scored 211 in my jamb i really feel discouraged i wantd 2 study medicine nd am awaitn my result pls i nid advise

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