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Politics / Re: Check Out This Hotel In Ozubulu, Anambra by ElohimShenRa(m): 8:55pm On Dec 28, 2023 |
And what should I do with it? I should lodge there so that Bishop’s Cocaine-Trafficking rivals can come and blast me like they did during the Ozubulu Church Massacre in 2018? https://dailypost.ng/2018/05/05/ozubulu-church-massacre-perpetrators-vow-kill-indigenes-brazil-south-africa/ Mba, leave me in my Southwest, I am doing just fine. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Tutors A Bigot On X (formerly Twitter) by ElohimShenRa(m): 5:49am On Dec 28, 2023 |
opamoses1: Reno Omokri has been bursting their propaganda bubbles and schooling them since forever. 15 Likes |
Travel / Re: "We Are Too Much In UK Thats Why Light Went Off" Nigerian Man Says (video) by ElohimShenRa(m): 3:57pm On Dec 27, 2023 |
Wetin you expect before ? Dem don carry their witchcraft & idols go UK. Nigeria’s woes & misery began in “FESTAC 77” when they imported all the evil spirits & idols from all over the World into Nigeria. Majority of the worshippers of these idols & orishas do not know that these demonic deities have their own repercussions. They will give you one thing and take away 100 from you. If to say I never worship them before, I no go know. That is not to say Jesus or Allah too do not have their own repercussions, because they have all been infiltrated by witches & wizards. You don’t need to quote me. Just ask yourself where you can find the largest gatherings & concentration of witches & demonic people and you have your answer. Dem go they shout “Blood of Jesus” up & down, but wetin dey their body pass principalities & demonic spirits. There was a time about 20 - 25 years ago, when you shout the name or Blood of Jesus with utmost concentration ; you get instant results. But now, even witches & wizards go dey follow you shout the name and blood of Jesus, and nothing will happen to them. That’s why I stopped going to any religious house. My prayer is that this useless World should come to an abrupt end, so that everybody can have a fresh start. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Popular Ebonyi Business Mogul (photos) by ElohimShenRa(m): 1:04pm On Dec 26, 2023 |
Haba! This is fake news to distract Buhari & Tinubu. UGM cannot attack descendants of the Jews since they are the children of Shuku-Shuku Alabama. Shebi all of you were jubilating & hailing UGM when they started their madness, thinking you were doing Buhari? See one werey up there, calling on the Police. Which Police are you calling upon? The ones UGM keep killing & beheading while you cheer them on? Another one is calling on Iwuanyanwu. Iwuanyanwu wey dey busy dey eat isi-ewu wey him belle go soon burst? That one mandate na to dey attack Yorubas & Hausa/Fulanis. He no get una time. Make una first reduce una population to 2Million first, by then, maybe he go get sense. Una never start. This is just a preview. Awon omo komo alaileko. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pastor Adeboye Didn’t Sit On My Traditional Royal Chair – Oyo Monarch Clarifies by ElohimShenRa(m): 7:00pm On Dec 25, 2023 |
Zxcvbnmghtr: And also jumping from Pawpaw Trees to Mango Trees in search of food, at a time when our own ancestors were already running the OYO empire that stretched from the Southwestern part of the Country all the way to Dahomey in the present-day Benin Republic. Reno Omokri really did a good job exposing these primitive & uncouth barbarians on Twitter for what they truly are. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Again, Two Imo Communities Set January To Abolish Osu, Others by ElohimShenRa(m): 12:49pm On Dec 25, 2023 |
vanbonattel: Just like they said they have abolished cannibalism but still secretly kidnap strangers, dismember their body parts and roast them like boli to celebrate their New Yam Festival. These people, like their forebears, can never change their evil ways. Anybody that tells me to go to any State in the East, Na 16-barreled-shakabula I go take blast dem skulls. 9 Likes |
Business / Re: The Super Store That Opened In Onitsha & Lagos (photos) by ElohimShenRa(m): 12:41pm On Dec 25, 2023 |
orohbirodeysmel: And how are you sure they won’t sell fake drinks here too? The owner of this store is from the region notorious for importing & selling fake products. Their reputation precedes them. I would rather buy my drinks from Shoprite than to patronize any flat-headed fugazi merchants that will collect my money and still sell me fake products that would damage my organs. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Commuters Stranded As Motorists Hike Fares In Anambra by ElohimShenRa(m): 6:07am On Dec 25, 2023 |
Atarakpa: Haba! They cannot be criminals naa. Shebi all of you are Billionaires from that side; besides they are only following the commandments of Shuku Shuku Alabama. Abi na fulani herdsmen & Yoruba people dey do transportation for Anambra? Leave your people, they cannot be stranded. Shuku Shuku Alabama will send them “Helocopter” to carry them to their destinations since they’re the descendants of the Jews. 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Emefiele Speaks On Accusation Of Opening 593 Foreign Bank Accounts by ElohimShenRa(m): 4:41am On Dec 25, 2023 |
Emperormartin: Whataboutism is in your DNA and is killing you nonentities. That was how you and your people were defending “Evans The Kidnapper”. 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: See What A Ghanaian Did To A Nigerian In My Area And No Nigerian Is Following G by ElohimShenRa(m): 10:00am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Unrated900: This is one of the useless statements that triggered Xenophobia in South Afrika. They hate Nigerians because their women prefer Nigerians. Their men are lazy. What is your business if they’re lazy? Leave their Country for them & relocate back to your village. Shey na by force? You’re peddling & trafficking Cocaine in their Country and doing gra-gra just like you do all over Nigeria, and you think you’re better & smarter than everybody else? Your head is not correct. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: See What A Ghanaian Did To A Nigerian In My Area And No Nigerian Is Following G by ElohimShenRa(m): 9:45am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Newborn27: This is my problem with you people. How can they maltreat you everywhere you go if you’re not criminals? Shey Na our bad leaders send you to go & be peddling & trafficking Cocaine abroad? Abi Na our leaders send you to go and be constituting nuisance in every Country you go? Your leaders are bad, then hold them accountable like it is done in every other Country in the World. Stop using that watery excuse to perpetrate crimes abroad and then turn around to type nonsense on the internet. The Ghanaians do not want you in their Country, pack your loads and relocate back to your villages. Nigerians are robbing them & dispossessing them of their valuables, just like they did in Dubai and South Afrika - and you expect them not to butcher you to death? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Tinubu & Papa Ajasco Shake Hands In Lagos (Video) by ElohimShenRa(m): 10:15pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: Punch Newspapers: Why Nairaland Was Down For 3 Days by ElohimShenRa(m): 12:52pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
@Seun - Please, get a reliable host and dump your current host. If Mercedes dey follow you do agidi, get a Bmw naa! |
Politics / Re: Punch Newspapers: Why Nairaland Was Down For 3 Days by ElohimShenRa(m): 12:36pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
SoNature: Na wa oo. He should fire Mynd44 ? And leave the other Mods from your region so that he can continue deleting our counter-offensives? Who are the so-called people on X calling for the head of Mynd44? Are they not your people hiding under their numerous fake accounts , just like they did during the elections. They would open an account in Hausa or Muslim name and be praising Peter Obi - thinking we are daft. How about the other Mods from your side that is sabotaging our own comments just to protect the interests of his own people? Abi you think say all the Mods on Nairaland are Yoruba? Even if Seun hires foreigners to Moderate Nairaland, you and your people will still be crying foul that the foreigners are biased & taking sides because ALL OF YOU ARE BELLIGERENT & HATE-FILLED. That is exactly how some of your arrogant & uncultured people were gaslighting Seun on Twitter to ban LeoTheKing & Omenka. He should ban LeoTheKing & Omenka and leave your own bigoted tribal warriors that always trigger the tribal wars by going about looking for people’s trouble? I am not surprised with your reasoning one bit, because it is genetic. Now, if you want to respond to my comment, let your sentence begin with: “I am not Igbo but bla bla bla”. All of you are so predictable & annoying. 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Crime / Re: New Female Tenants Kidnaps 4 Children From Different Parents In Umuahia by ElohimShenRa(m): 8:50am On Dec 18, 2023 |
Na wa ooo. That Universal Law of Karma is indeed very powerful. In 2019, I was at a beer parlor at Ojodu-Berger drinking beer with a friend. On the table was an Igbo guy called Tony (who was deported from Germany after serving time in prison - as I was later told by the friend who invited me to the beer parlor). So we got talking, and I said I have only been to about 17 States in Nigeria (mostly in the North) and I would love to visit Portharcourt one day because I have never been there before. Tony said what about the South East? I told him I have not been there and so he said if I ever visit Anambra, I would never want to come back to Lagos. I kept quiet for a moment, and my spirit began to minister to me gently. I should go to Anambra so that your vacuous people can infect me with their generational virus of gri-gri & gra-gra? I should go to Anambra so that your wicked women can kill me like they kill their husbands just to become landladies? I should go to Anambra so that ESN or UGM can kidnap me and dismember my body parts at Okija Shrine for their money rituals? I should go to Anambra so that your demonic & uncultured youths can kidnap me, strip me n-aked, gazette my buttocks on on a flat table and begin to pump their defective semen into my anus like they do to their siblings at home? I should go to Anambra so that your cannibalistic village chiefs & elders can kidnap me, dismember my body parts, cook & roast them to celebrate their New Yam Festival - like they do to all strangers? My spirit rounded up the ministration by asking me that, if Anambra was truly an Eldorado or Paradise like this nonentity was preachin about, how come he is in Lagos? How come his belligerent & ungrateful parasites of a people keep boarding their Ekene Dili Chukwu and Young Shall Grow Luxurious Buses to flee from their cursed lands and migrate into our PromisedLand in the Southwest - ever flowing with milk & honey? It is no wonder their forebears coveted Lagos sotey dem mobilize their ragtag Biafran army of cockroaches to commandeer Lagos until Olusegun Obasanjo and his gallant soldiers obliterated them at Benin/Ore. I have told my nieces and family friends in Ijebu that any one of them that brings a flat-headed Igbo home to introduce as her suitor; Na 16-barreled Shakabula (Ibon Elenu Merindinlogun) I go take shatter their skulls including their suitors in the presence of everybody during family gathering. You think the Universal Law that is dealing with them copiously in the South East is a coincidence? Never! As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. You can never sow guava and expect to reap or harvest pineapple. This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing them up in their cursed land by the minutes. Now, to all the good & patriotic people of Nigeria, on this Monday Morning and throughout the rest of the year, it shall be well with you and your family members. But as for those who are always waiting for tragedy to happen in Nigeria, so that they can jubilate & celebrate just like their forebears have done since 1966, well, December will wrap them and their crime-infested families like mats into the beyond in the name of AHUZUZIYAH - The Lord of Heaven & Earth. 24 Likes 8 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Mr. Ibu Allegedly Undergoes Another Leg Surgery, Hardly Talks Again by ElohimShenRa(m): 3:21am On Dec 17, 2023 |
Johnycastro18: Quite sad how? You better borrow yourself brain and untangle yourself from the bandwagon of idiots & nuisances attacking & insulting Tinubu - if you no want make dem cut your legs or join Emefiwerey for DSS dungeon or Lamidi Kanu for Kuje Prison. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Family Rejects Supreme Court Judgment by ElohimShenRa(m): 4:25am On Dec 16, 2023 |
Who cares whether they’re happy or shedding blood? This is what we keep telling you. Acting first before you think, just like your forebears did during the Biafran War - leading to the annihilation of 3Million of your vacuous people. And all for what? Gri-Gri & Gra-Gra. Na we get am! Na we dey there! We are the direct descendants of the Jews! If you were raised & brought up to intimidate & bully others, We Yorubas are an exception. You can go and intimidate your palmwine- drinking village chiefs & elders - Never We the Yorubas. Lastly, like I always say to people; Ancient wisdom teaches us that Action begets Reaction; Cause begets Effects; And Sequence begets Consequence. Lamidi Kanu will die in Prison and his wife will keep jumping from the bed of one Cocaine-Trafficker to the other - giving them doggy (shidisoke) & wheelbarrow. 59 Likes 12 Shares |
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by ElohimShenRa(m): 1:57pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
vannessa7: I am very impressed with your write up. You have written nothing but the truth, but next time, stop replying them. Once I drop my Nuclear-tipped Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles on them, I don’t even bother to read their mentions, let alone replying them. Their dark souls are forever blinded by hate, crime & irrationality and therefore they cannot see - no matter what you do. Just leave them and let the Universal Laws keep dealing with them. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by ElohimShenRa(m): 12:03pm On Nov 26, 2023 |
KingCold: Habaa! You do not know anything about these uncouth & vacuous people from Alaigbo. ALL OF THEM” were bathed with that cursed water of crime, hatred & irrationality right from their birth. It doesn’t matter whether they’re educated or not, men or women, young or old ; you can spin it anyway or anyhow you want - ALL OF THEM ARE THE SAME. The Nigerian International Passport has lost its prestige and now useless because of them. They denigrate & curse the land that nurtures them from birth and expect to be blessed or prosperous? Never! E no possible naa. This is the reason tragedy, calamity & misfortunes keep swallowing them up in their enclaves by the minute. Xenophobia season 2 will soon kickoff in South Afrika because of these brainless dolts whose parents refused to train & discipline. But how can their parents train & discipline them when they themselves lack the ethics & moral compass? I shudder! 33 Likes 6 Shares |
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by ElohimShenRa(m): 1:11am On Nov 26, 2023 |
His family in Anambra or Enugu would be saying “my brother dey obodo Oyinbo”, not knowing that dem don carry Kalashin take scatter him skull for Southy. His vacuous people are the first to shout on every social media that Nigeria is not working, Nigeria is a zoo, Tinubu is a drug baron; when it is a known fact that every family tree or household in Igboland has a representative on death row or serving time in prisons abroad for Cocaine-Trafficking. You sow guava, you wan reap pineapple? For where? Na for Jahannam you go wake up. 132 Likes 15 Shares |
Romance / Re: Having A Relationship With An Average Igbo Girl Is A Waste Of Time. by ElohimShenRa(m): 1:09pm On Nov 25, 2023 |
Why have any relationship with Igbo women when 95% of all our brothels in the Southwest & Northwest are filled with them? They would smile at you and laugh with you when you’re negotiating with them but the moment you enter their 2 by 2 shop and strip n-aked for the business; dem go switch to their demon mode and wahala go start. Dem go first collect money for your hand and me, na 2 rounds I dey always bargain for. You go hear; don’t touch my breast, I don’t want it to sag because I am keeping it for my husband to be. Me: Eleribu, why you no tell me this before I give you money? Your husband to be know say you dey sell toto? Don’t touch my toto (me wey I like to dey rub hand for toto and pubic hair well well). Me: But this is supposed to be part of the package na. Oya, turn, shidisoke make you give me d-oggy. you go hear, I no dey do that because I am not a dog. Me: okay, why you dey hang my waist with your two legs? Lower your legs naa make I fit hammer your toto well well. You go hear; you wan make my toto slack? After I ejaculate for the first round, I carry my Benson & Hedges, light am for fire. You go hear; oga do quick oooo, customer dey wait for me outside. Me: Relax na, make petrol circulate well well for my engine before the machine kick start. You go hear; oya bring am make I help you massage am. Me: E no need any massaging. Just let me rub your toto hair while I dey imagine say na Jennifer Lopez toto I dey massage, my engine go kick start shaperly. You go hear; You go add 2,000 Naira for me ooo. Me: Ori e ti gbale, open toto for me joor make I pour hot akamu inside. 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: List Of Governors Who Defied Godfatherism by ElohimShenRa(m): 8:20am On Nov 25, 2023 |
Naija2023: Hahahahaha! His shallow-minded disciples and Nzogbu-Nzogbu horde of illiterates will soon come to his defense. Nigerians really dodged a bullet. His feminine ashewo voice is what I despise so much about the yes-daddy lunatic. 29 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi was a failure in Anambra - Obidient by ElohimShenRa(m): 11:48pm On Nov 20, 2023 |
okoro: In late 2021, I went to the Computer Village at Ikeja to buy a phone. After I bought the phone, I took the phone to Yinka at the Techno Plaza to help transfer everything I had on the old phone into the new phone I just bought. There, I met two Igbo guys who came to do the same thing as me. Then I heard one of them tell Yinka to help recover his WhatsApp Group chats AT ALL COST because he has 2 group chats that he could not afford to lose. Hold on, let me rephrase. You see, this guy’s WhatsApp backup was restored on the new phone he just bought by Yinka, but he kept complaining that two Group Chats were missing, and that getting invites to regain access back into those groups were almost impossible. That was when I understood that the WhatsApp Group chats that this nonentity was mumbling about is the official channel through which these Obedient or iPob animals get their directives from, before they start circulating their propaganda and constituting nuisances on social media. Imagine if the majority of these empty-headed dolts without any iota of grey matter in their hatefilled skulls, could believe that Buhari was cloned & replaced by Jubril el Sudan inside Aso Rock - simply because the information was disseminated to them by their ashewo-fvcking albino; then who is to say that there isn’t somebody else (e.g Simon Ekpa) issuing fake & misleading directives for them to disseminate on Social Media? What if somebody in the mold of Ralph Uwazurike or another fake activist bandying the word BIAFLA to deceive them, just the way Ikemba Ojukwu deceived their fathers and led them to the abattoir; is giving them fake assurances on WhatsApp; you know, majority of them are vacuous robotic animals that would never question or evaluate the logic of any information given to them to disseminate, as long as such informations or directives serve their hate-filled & bigoted interests. This would explain why these stupid non-thinking nonentities condemned & badmouthed Peteru Giringori in the past for his failures & incompetence, and now suddenly promoting him as their messiah - because somebody somewhere gave them the directives on WhatsApp to disseminate on Social Media. Anyways, I rest my case! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: “When Asked To Define Hypocrisy In An Exam, Just Write Obidients” - Reno Omokri by ElohimShenRa(m): 6:22pm On Nov 20, 2023 |
jmoore: I would rather define you as a fool because all of you are wired to think and act as fools. And I’ll give you some good examples. Lamidi Kanu said Buhari was cloned and replaced with Jubril el Sudan in Asorock, and all of you from your region - both young & old, educated & illiterates, men & women believed him without engaging your grey matters. Tinubu contested as the flag bearer of his party (APC) during the primary, all of you from your region said he would lose but Tinubu won by a large margin. Godwin Emefiele introduced the new Naira designs, the nonentity said it would curtail vote-buying and in the process starved Nigerians to death, all of you from your region hailed him, and said it was a good policy that would render Tinubu’s electoral structure comatose, but unfortunately for your people, Tinubu won again. Now, Tinubu was to be sworn in, all of you from your region said he stole the mandate of your yes-daddy-criminal with his ashewo feminine voice, who came a distant 3rd in an election that was the free-est in the history of Nigeria. That was not all. All of you from your region said Tinubu would be disqualified by the Supreme Court, and that Peter Obi would be declared a winner, forgetting Atiku Abubakar, who stood a better chance to clinch the Presidency should Tinubu be disqualified. But again, unfortunately for your people, Tinubu won. All of you from your region said Tinubu is a convicted drug baron. The Amerikan government came out with statements, more than twice to denounce the allegations. All of you from your region said the Amerikan Government lied, not taking into cognizance that in your region, every family tree or household has a representative on death row or serving time in prisons abroad for Cocaine-Trafficking. Now, in your sincerity, who should be defined as a fool between you and Reno Omokri? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Sleeky Toks Mercedes Benz C400 2015 AMG 4matic For Sale @24 Million by ElohimShenRa(m): 6:42pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
southsouthking: Leave the werey make him dey yarn dust. Him think say na kindergarten children him dey follow shalaye. Check his topics and see the onitsha-made bulletproof cars the werey dey market for Nairaland. Bulletproof cars wey no get run-flat rims. Na ordinary rims & tyres dem pack for all the useless bulletproof cars. I don tell am before say I pity any unfortunate soul that will patronize him. The guy no get sense at all. AMG Steering koo, AMG Silencer nii. Werey Eleribu! |
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