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Food / Re: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by elpochas: 5:01pm On Jun 10, 2023
I no Sabi wetin woman do woman oooo,I know why women dy like hate and compete with their fellow women.

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Politics / Re: Apologise To Jonathan, Okonjo-Iweala - Peterside To 2012 Subsidy Removal Critics by elpochas: 10:25pm On Jun 04, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
So what difference will it make apologizing? Some people just like making unnecessary noise. Almost 95% of Nigerians were against the removal of the subsidy in 2012 simply because we did not trust the government of the day.
so you trust today's Government?Bunch of funny people.

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Politics / Re: The Moment Remi Tinubu Resumed Work At Aso Rock by elpochas: 1:29pm On May 31, 2023
SwissMass:
Senator Oluremi Tinubu the wife of the Eze-Chukwu of Igbo land
lolz Nairaland Ina no go kill me o.
Politics / Re: What I Noticed At A Filling Station Today by elpochas: 7:43pm On May 30, 2023
ThiefnubuBandit:
I went to a filling station this morning to buy fuel. When I got there, I met a long queue. I was angry because I knew it would take a long time before I would get fuel but I noticed something very spectacular.orations after their fuel purchase. 'Otr man in the mud must be ready to remain in the mud too". ---Chinua Achebe (1930 - 2013)
guy u be really werey o.u funny die.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Get To Work today as a result of the removal of subsidy? by elpochas: 12:55pm On May 30, 2023
[quote author=Alusiizizi post=123464egard for tover-bloated government, Emefiele will be directed to print more paper in order to cheat the common man even more, soon $1= #3000. Enjoy![/quote]we all die here.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Get To Work today as a result of the removal of subsidy? by elpochas: 12:24pm On May 30, 2023
My question still remains how does these subsidy removal favour the common man?

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Politics / Re: Inaugural Address By President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by elpochas: 2:35pm On May 29, 2023
BreconHills:


Those two objects on either side of the podium covered in blue are teleprompter. His speech appears on them as he speaks.
Thanks man.
Politics / Re: Inaugural Address By President Bola Ahmed Tinubu by elpochas: 2:03pm On May 29, 2023
BreconHills:


He used a teleprompter but even with those you need a lot of mental coordination.
which one be teleprompter again na?
Sports / Re: Everton Stay Up On A Dramatic PL Final Day, While Leicester And Leeds Relegated by elpochas: 7:31pm On May 28, 2023
Very funny season, with Chelsea and Arsenal being the chief comedians.With Liverpool and Spurs being the upcoming Comedian's.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Graphic Content: ⚠️ Follow my journey to healing by elpochas: 1:54pm On May 28, 2023
An Example of a super woman.

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Sports / Re: Just Like Arsenal, Dortmund Are Also League Bottlers by elpochas: 3:16pm On May 27, 2023
Between Arsenal and Dortmund I don't know which Team is worst.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City: 2022/2023 EPL Champions by elpochas: 7:44pm On May 20, 2023
God pls don't give me kids that will always disappoint me like Arsenal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by elpochas: 7:40pm On May 20, 2023
God pls don't give me children that will be as disappointing as Arsenal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by elpochas: 7:39pm On May 20, 2023
Angelfrost:


A very stupid decision... Looking worse than Chelsea sacking Potter to hire Lampard for the rest of the season.
am telling you,he may be sacked if Dortmund wins the League.Bayern were top of the League when he was hired, Still in domestic cup and champions league when he was hired.What a really silly mistake.Nagilsman has the final laugh now.

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Politics / Re: What Ganduje, Masari Discussed In Leaked Audio (Full Transcript) by elpochas: 7:21pm On May 20, 2023
I have absolutely nothing to say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 20th May 2023 by elpochas: 7:17pm On May 20, 2023
Bayern regretting why they hired Tuchel right now.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (0 - 1) - Live by elpochas: 6:46pm On May 20, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.......dats y slawormir kip saying"epl nah arrangee..
imagine Firmiho scoring the equilizer in his last home game of his LFC career.I rest my case

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (0 - 1) - Live by elpochas: 4:55pm On May 20, 2023
Who writes this scripts?Firmiho comes on the field scores the equilizer for Liverpool.And you tell me EPL is not scripted.

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Crime / Re: POLICE BRUTALITY : Young Man's Head Busted With A Baseball Bat By The Police!! B by elpochas: 10:18am On May 19, 2023
Manna is that you?
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Have Ever Seen With Your Naked Eyes by elpochas: 7:15am On May 04, 2023
[quote author=IIdamuAdugbo post=122918149]I almost had an accident as a 17 years old, driving my dads car, Youthful exorbitance, was over speeding, I almost crashed and hit a bike at a Crossroad (4junction) at about 140km/h in a crowded street. I parked and sat their for 5 minutes thinking about what I just escaped. That memory sticks to my brain till date. It

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham (1 - 0) - Live by elpochas: 9:37pm On May 03, 2023
Prestar:



Is working
how do I do it,it's showing me spinning ball.And other adverts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham (1 - 0) - Live by elpochas: 9:13pm On May 03, 2023
Starpotter:
LIVE STREAM: Liverpool vs Fulham

WATCH HERE https:///live-stream-liverpool-vs-fulham/



guy ur link no dy work
Education / Re: Share Your Secondary School Wicked Senior Experience by elpochas: 1:32pm On May 03, 2023
Navy secondary school borokiri comes to mind, anybody dat went to that school from 1999-2006 will tell u howfa.so many experience with various senior's turned me into a hard man.That school really shaped my life.I was an ultimate scarvenger during my ss1 days.God save u if u enter into d trap of any senior dat stays in a room called sanco ur own is finished.Shout out to all my fellow Scavenger's.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Kind Of Job Do You Do And What's The Hardest Part of Your Job? by elpochas: 1:23pm On May 03, 2023
Am a Frontline executive,the most challenging part is dealing with people that are so rude.

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Career / Re: How Are You Coping With Your Salary In This Economy by elpochas: 4:21pm On May 02, 2023
LadyRosa:
cheesy

Its go soon put knife for one throat wey just break one of my bi
I come still ee as sellers sit down dey look no customer. I priced one bag of cha
I don book for one fulani woman to bring Fulani local fowls for me like 5
For the small land wey remain, I plant ugu, scent leave, egusi, waterleaf, okro, curry leaves.

I still rent another 100by50 call aboki last week to clear am then put ridges, so that place na for corn, then groundnut and beans. Another land wey person get for my side I won call the man weda him fit give me embarassed, I plan to put yam that side.

Last December, I travel 22, then on 26 wey I no say moto full ground as nobody dey return back na him me enter road back, so transport cheap die to carry foodstuffs.

My MIL no happy but I use style promise her say I go show Easter and I go dash her earring tongue

Na so I pack yams ehn! Omo I paid less than 5k to move this yams, I reach my base begin cut yam soak for water, as the harmattan wey enter February dry am, na so I grind, that one full rice bag(almost50kg).

So food no be problem!
Agbado still dey!

Before salah i wake go village market go buy tomatoes, As I buy the tomatoes na him I see shombo and tatchell wey heat cash small and the farmer just they select am, me just use style as the agbero wey I be price am, omo! I clear EVERY! UPGRADED AWALAWA. The onions wey rain beat wey go spoil before them but am for trailer, I clear almost half bag.

Na so I dey smell like fowl cage when I reach house.My husband don laugh tire dey shout " Which kind woman wey I marry?" " WHERE did you get all this from"!

Story...

I begin watch and cut onions o because na raining season we dey, I grind am, at the end of the day, na three custard medium

I rather use the 'excess 'money buy one crate of Heineken put for fridge.

you be correct wife material.

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Romance / Re: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by elpochas: 8:03am On May 02, 2023
Omo9ja147:
u lied bro
did u read the heading of the thread?
Politics / Re: May Day: Electricity Worker Falls Down Ladder During March-past In Ibadan (Pic) by elpochas: 9:33pm On May 01, 2023
These country na cruise.
Family / Re: Census: My First Census Experience As A Single Living Alone. Hows It Going To Be by elpochas: 2:12pm On Apr 29, 2023
Both the oP and the person dat put dis on front page are not informed.Instead of putting the real update about the postponement of the census,u posting something else.

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Family / Re: Census: My First Census Experience As A Single Living Alone. Hows It Going To Be by elpochas: 2:08pm On Apr 29, 2023
[quote author=phemmie06 post=122823697] :-
Politics / Re: Again, FG Postpones Census by elpochas: 10:44am On Apr 29, 2023
So it means Tinubu government will handle the census after Buhari government has released a lot of funds for it.Tinibu will likely use his own men for d census job,then what becomes of the funds d past buhari government released.Your guess is as good as mine.Same tin with d subsidy removal,u went ahead to gt grants for d public to cushion d effect of the subsidy removal on d very poor Masse's.Once d grant was gotten u shifted d subsidy removal again.What now becomes of the grant gotten.Nigeria is a very funny country with a lot of wise men.

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