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CrimeRe: ‘Repentant’ Bandits Kill Eight Soldiers In Kaduna Ambush by elpochas: 10:30pm On Jun 09
The only Genuine repentant Bandit is a Dead Bandit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Life Is Shorter Than You Think by elpochas: 3:25pm On Jun 03
Even if u spend 100 yrs or 20 yrs on Earth it won't matter in a 100yrs time.The best is just to Enjoy the ride,Cos we spend more time being Dead than Alive.
TV/MoviesRe: Hollywood Stars Who Refused To Reprise Roles In Sequels by elpochas: 2:26pm On May 21
You see that Independent Day, Coincidentally I watched that movie on the 4th of July 2017.It was after watching it that I knew That that same day was America Independent Day.When ever I remember that,I just shake my head and say some things are just meant to happen Coincidentally.
HealthRe: Man Collapses And Dies During Gym Workout (CCTV Video) by elpochas: 3:50am On May 10
There is a pidgin adage that says if e no good for your health quit but most people think that the adage is for only people that do drugs.
I had to quit running and playing football during my university days because I noticed that whenever I indulge in those sports my heart beats increases to the extent breathing becomes a problem.I will feel like dying.
Told my elder sister that was then a Nurse in Nigeria,She told me bluntly that I should quit as it's not good for my health.That was I stopped any activity that makes me that way.
Car TalkRe: Affordable And Reliable Cars For First-time Buyers In Nigeria by elpochas: 5:02pm On May 06
oloriooko:
I think OP used the wrong pictures here, you should be using keke Napep or okada not these super expensive cars
Keke was bought in my presence last week for 5.1m.So no one is cheap again.
PetsRe: Ever Cried At The Death Of A Pet? by elpochas: 4:59pm On May 06
Have cried so many times,from loosing Laba to Shaba then Blacky and Bronu.Then just last year I lost Praise My Best friend.It was as if I lost a Human being.Her Death really hurt and Annoyed me that if we were in a Developed Country I would have Sued the Vet man.
PoliticsRe: Police Threw Their Guns And Ran Away When The Bandits Arrived Angwan Rukuba by elpochas: 9:43am On Mar 31
Na Normal Normal na,Who wan die na.If them die na who go feed there Family na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mohammed Salah To Leave Liverpool In June by elpochas: 8:34pm On Mar 24
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His poor performance this season won't allow most Liverpool fans to remember his good old days.[/quote]Salah will ever remain a legend to LFC and also in the EPL,Go and check his records man,4 EPL Golden Boot is no Beans.Even his worst season in a Liverpool Shirt is still better than most players best Season.He still has 10 goals and 9 assists and that's more than Arsenal Golden boy Saka
CelebritiesRe: Chuck Norris Dies At 86 by elpochas: 3:50pm On Mar 20
Rest in peace the Missing in Action Actor,My first Childhood Hero.I heard u were down some few days ago,Rest on The only man that could take down a whole Vietnamese Army.Death is only the Beginning, Without Death no life and without life no Death.
PoliticsRe: No More VIP Privileges At Airport Tollgates - Keyamo by elpochas: 8:22am On Mar 17
Been hearing about these Man since my Secondary School days,and am in my late 30s now and the man is still young.
PoliticsRe: No More VIP Privileges At Airport Tollgates - Keyamo by elpochas: 8:20am On Mar 17
femi4:
If you see keyamo bia bia
Bad Guy u took that word from my mouth, Exactly what I wanted to type.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mojtaba Khamenei 'Flown To Russia For Lifesaving Surgery' by elpochas: 8:46pm On Mar 16
marlow1962:
It's so funny how government can have tons of trillions just to fight stupid wars.
But they don't have money to feed the poor and homeless.
SportsRe: Who Should Give Up Their Seat For Luka Modrić? by elpochas: 12:10pm On Feb 10
Non Cos the Three Compliment Each other,The 3 most play together to get the best out of Each other.If u watch Prime Baca or the Prime Spanish national Team u will understand better.
FoodRe: Foods You Loved As A Child, Hate As An Adult by elpochas: 11:58am On Jan 25
Mine was Chicken Head,My mum had a big poultry back then,now I can't even stand the Sight.It makes me Throw up even perceiving the aroma.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid To Seun Kuti: 'Hungry Bastard & A Fool At 40! I Big Pass Your Papa' by elpochas: 6:31pm On Jan 20
Who Dash monkey Banana na.Wizkid we love u but no ever compare urself with Fela ooo.Fela was not just a Musician,he was also a freedom fighter.A man that Could call out the Military in a Military Regime was no Coward.It takes Balls to do what Fela has Done.
CrimeRe: Suspected Fake Naval Officer Arrested In Lagos by elpochas: 11:28am On Jan 16
He looks more like all these GTB Drivers than a Naval Man.A senior Officer with no Sharp Ghettos on his Trousers.So many Tinz gave the Alaye Away.Finally a Fool and His Freedom will soon be Parted for a long time.
SportsRe: AFCON: Gabon Government Suspends National Team by elpochas: 9:29pm On Jan 01
emmabest2000:
Na only that Mozambique dem fit win even at that with three points they can't make it to round of 16 ,
They would have qualifed as best 3rd place side.
SportsRe: AFCON: Gabon Government Suspends National Team by elpochas: 9:22pm On Jan 01
How can a Gabon side lose to Mozambique,That result still baffles me.
PoliticsRe: NRS Announces Transition From FIRS With New Logo Unveiling by elpochas: 2:24pm On Jan 01
More Cash out Loading.Bath a pig,wash a pig,a pig still remains a Pig.
Christianity EtcRe: MFM's Olukoya Releases 2026 Prophetic Outlook by elpochas: 2:20pm On Jan 01
All these Prophecies are now becoming Stale.Normal Normal from the look of 2025 we suppose know how 2026 go be with the kind of leaders we have.
PoliticsRe: The Difference Between Fulani Herdsmen, Boko Haram And ISWAP by elpochas: 4:44am On Dec 28, 2025
The Three of them have two things in common,They are all Muslims and they are all Terrorist.
PoliticsRe: NIN, CAC Numbers To Serve As Tax IDs From 2026 — FIRS by elpochas: 11:23am On Dec 24, 2025
ufotunang:
.. what about those that do not have NIN.. what will government do to them
Block there account
PoliticsRe: NIN, CAC Numbers To Serve As Tax IDs From 2026 — FIRS by elpochas: 2:09pm On Dec 23, 2025
Thank God I never ever Went and start Queing or Rushing to go get a TIN.I would have been very angry with these news.Anyway have been a Tax payer for more than 12yrs now,but I have never for one day seen my TIN or clearance Form.
PoliticsRe: Main Reason Why The New Tax Law Should Be Suspended For Now by elpochas: 7:22am On Dec 21, 2025
Some people Senses have started returning Back to them.
HealthRe: Ekiti Govt Sacks Surgeon At EKSUTH Over Alleged Removal Of Patient’s Kidney by elpochas: 11:43am On Dec 20, 2025
I no just understand this Country again.
PoliticsRe: Islamists March With Palestinian Flag In Osun State by elpochas: 5:07pm On Dec 15, 2025
PigTormentor:
Was it radicalization when igbos march with US and Israeli flags?
Blind hypocrites.
have u ever seen an Igbo or a Christian Terrorist?All Terrorist are Muslims,What a Shame to the Religion of Piss.
IslamRe: Punishment For Terrorism And Banditry In Islam! by elpochas: 12:10pm On Dec 12, 2025
ALL Terrorist and Bandits are Muslims but all Muslims are not Terrorist and Bandits.
AutosRe: Bus Going For 1.7m; You'll Change Engine And Gear by elpochas: 8:54am On Dec 11, 2025
OP you wicked oo,so make I carry my 1.7 go buy I buy u,u come kille me.Even dash sef I no collet.Dis one na really Devourer wey Bible talk about .
CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Cary-hiroyuki Tagawa, Mortal Kombat Legend Dies At Age 75 by elpochas: 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2025
thrillionaire:
Lmao 😂, so true. You must be a detective.
lolz
CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Cary-hiroyuki Tagawa, Mortal Kombat Legend Dies At Age 75 by elpochas: 1:10pm On Dec 05, 2025
thrillionaire:
Yes I am. I just finished reading one two weeks back 😀
No wonder the So long talk.Good one

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