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taiwoliu:
When eph12 carry hair wey stubborn like Fred nko.... C-Boy no get time to wear pampers for mosquito na

Make Rashford better begin comb him hair now o

ChristineC:
why him sef no comb hair na?

Na dada na, their hair no dey gree comb

Skimpledawg:
Hahahaha



Na serious matters be this na Dockie you dey talk sexcapades

You see why I say make you dey drop tithes for me make I dey pray ontop your head before these children of Ekwensu comot fresh Australian babes from your bed

Onye amuma Baal

taiwoliu:
Found this GNext animation very funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC10Beo59ZQ

Why them come tell eph12 make e kneel down na

afrodoc2:
The heart of man is desperately wicked.

There are people who will go the extra distance to phuck you up in life over what you consider trivial. Just no loose guard.

Damn!!!! Nawao, on top banter and what not.

God save us from dem evil lot.

afrodoc2:
Haba. This is quite wrong. Wetin i go gain?

Na faceless forum o. Unlike some rogues here who were planning to report me to the Australian health regulatory authorities over a disagreement i don't take NL that serious.

Eziokwu?

Oasis007:
Cristiano Ronaldo has the fastest selling jersey in Premier League history.

GOAT

izzou:
[color=royalblue]How is this possible?
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Oasis007:

GOAT

Griffon:
Ordinary trouser this administration can not sew.

Abba Kyari no open shop

Skimpledawg:
Deacon elrony na egbé

Enyia, i ga di veri kiaful

GloryIsaac:
Na based on your moniker na

Ahhaha

Oasis007:
“I did not expect to start or to even come on in the game [in 2003], so I was super nervous. Of course I will be nervous on Saturday, but I am more mature, I am more experienced, I will be prepared and I am going to make pressure to Ole now to start me in the XI [laughs]. I am ready to go!”

- Cristiano Ronaldo

Wahala for Amaka

Panther7:
Guy you no even rate me?
Why I go dey coach team and all they do is run?

Abeg nau

TheLequte:
For verily verily I say unto thee, except Raumdeuter stop turning amala, Jehovah’s wrath shall surely fall on thee.

For thine anointing is gone already and the Lord’s spirit has departed from thee.

Because thou rolled with pigs, piglets and piglihists in the mud; thou blasphemed his anointed prophet and was corrupted by thine own perceived magnanimity.

Repent before it’s too late, son of Jezebel!

Shalom

Skimpledawg:
You Jebusite, what concord hath light with the sons of Armageddon?

Your association with Theleyqute that son of Beelzebub has shifted you from the inner courts leaving you empty and shallow, better return

The Lord is my shepherd, can't say the same for you Shekpite Odumeje

Kilishihunter:
Chairman no vex na, Your blood dey quick hot, Person no fit play small with livescores goat again?

Issnor me o

airmark:


Raumdeuter in the mud.

Alagolo bouta win Ballon D'Jail

TrebleChamp:
Oga do ya own mathematical or biological research that would put Messi top, using verifiable data like the Prof did. Until then Ronaldo is officially the G.O.A.T

with the added sauce say na United player once again, issallover

Oasis007:
Bruno, Pogba, Shaw, Maguire, Varane and Lindelöf may not be available for the next Match, except.....?!

Jones roaring to go!!! Iron gate!!

GloryIsaac:
Be like say na him dey train them... running upandan.

Wetin dey pain me be say during match now, them no go fit use all the running dey close opponents down with effective press

Oasis007:
Bonus........

Sancho not looking that sharp yet, fit be my eyes sha

afrodoc2:
Let's see how he develops. It is unfortunate that he is not fast.

Hopefully he's able to mask some of his deficiencies to an extent.

afrodoc2:
Left back.

Joined the Academy from Real Madrid and has been one of the standout players with the Reserves. Very good going forward but defensively suspect and slow. A bit like Alonso at Chelshit.

He will be very useful o, depending on the formation

GloryIsaac:
No wonder our counter-attacks are among the best in the world. Na only run we dey run for training.

Panther comman see

odizeey:
Like Elrony said, the guy used other criteria if not Nazario wouldn't have made it.

Mathematics is life.

At least the show respect put my guy there, else I for hunt am down

Kilishihunter:
Ronaldo is a livescores ambassador, the professor that could not do his calculation all these while the former was in Turin did his so-called calculations that somehow ranks puskas ahead of El fenomeno and maradona from the leeway of the same livescores, Nuff said

I wonder if this woulda been the shalaye if Messi was number 1 on the list, this life no balance at all

Skimpledawg:
That money launderer?

Since you started dining with Nihilistjnr, anointing don erode comot your head like Raumdeuter mohawk

patrickmuf:
Since you believe in stat, drop the number of goals and assist for Ronaldo and Messi as well as the number of games played let's see what the stats say...

It's Messi fans who should even be talking about stats as he clearly has a better career stat compared to Ronaldo but no, football is a lot more than stats and that's why Messi can still be adjudged the best player in games where he doesn't score or assist directly...

Las Las everything na statistics if you look at it, records and so on are stats.
The mathematics guy did good with his metrics to be fair, at least different players came top in the different categories.

You fit bring ya own index sha, show your workings join.

O'Fenomeno eshin Makanaki remains my GOAT

GloryIsaac:
How does Bayern operate though? I assume they’re completely run by their legends.

I dunno o, but their boys are all looking toned and ripped recently

GloryIsaac:
Or maybe he just needs a different coach..

All possibilities being considered.

You mean we need a fitness coach? I agree

Make them take clues from the team at Bayern

Panther7:
I think I have seen clips of Man City players working on their balance and coordination, I hardly see that in United, most times when Oasis007 post their training clips they are always running 400 metres relay race.

No be one of our fitness coaches we see with kilograms of visceral fat for preseason pic, be like na only zumba and short sprint them dey do for training