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Oasis007:



Skimpledawg.......!!! Pls don't support or hope United qualify for the next Round!

I will personally ban his IP next week!

Apostle Skimpledawg, have you had your locust today?

Juventus don lock kiosk, na to throwey key give Skimpledawg for Wi- LLLL -derness remain!

Well done Son! !!

Nihilstjnr:
na one throaway mail i use for that account

Gbese rè o!!!

Nihilstjnr:
my account has been hacked.

i call on the elder mods Seun lalalasticlala Mynd44 for a review

Try a reset with your mail addie

Nihilist why are you always disappearing anytime I come here?


I come in peace, just wanna have a word!

Nihilstjnr:
where is mynd44 sef?

someone reset my password on this forum this evening. ive reported to mods and nobody is saying anything.

Could be as a result of you logging off and throwing your pc outta the window on Monday night!

Lana1 has the footage!

Sirglurd:
So Nigeria does not have 2000 pregnant cattle e kwa. Why importation

Fulani cattle is useless, how can a grown cow be producing less than 1 litre of milk?

Buhari wee not like this at all!!!





I hope the next graphic news on Nairaland front page won't be "fulani herdsmen invade Akwa Ibom State"

Ibime:
Where is Mynd44? He won't come and ban these people now. My brain is paining me abeg.

Take two scoops of Auto-Matic 1000 and watch your brain pain disappear like Hidden!



*runs away*

Rooting for Spurs! !!

They better not bottle it!!!

weedtaker:
jose is shit, jose is dis jose is dat, Liverpool with ghen ghen pressing behind Jose's park de bus united and are trophyless for 3seasons now, Tottenham with genius poch that destroyed madrid and juve behind Jose's park de bus and are trophyless for how many seasons now?? but of course jose is shit, he parks de bus every now and then against the sotons nd eyinmbas of dis world, doesn't know how to attack and is a coward


at least no matter the tears, e no fit still develop wings fly go u.k

You don change dealer?

larride:
That's it. we all wants improvement in the team but it is criminal to think or say that Mou is the architect of all our woes.

Why we want to blame the manager rightly for some tactical approach deployed, the players too deserve a portion of blame as well for some shiity performances we witness on match days.

Too brain drained to read epistles at the moment, buh I'm sure we all are clamouring for improvement no matter how our opinions differ!

#GGMU

Mr Nihilistjnr! !!

Ehen!!!

Oasis007:


But Today ain't the D - Day...... why the Fellowship already?!

Skimpledawg..... Congratulations for spiritually and officially becoming a Pastor. God has finally sent His/Her Messenger to you.

Though it seems funny, but receiving your Call on Nairaland gonna make you a special Kind. I hope you can be predicting the Score-lines correctly henceforth, coz you gonna be handy to Chelseafan1 and Co.

Danhumprey:
Elrony o! E be like you and skimpledawg don buy better market today...

I'm too broke to go shopping sef

I have no idea what you speak of!

Ehen Nihilist, sir!

Skimpledawg:
I really need this now

You don't need visa to visit the Wi - LLLL -derness na!

eph12:
And what does the coach do? What is his reaction?

Most times it's not just about the coach. The zonal marking sef, our chairmen can't execute effectively.

Those guys can settle down and offer hot shiit on a platter.

larride:
We have the laziest players in the squad, you will see them lose the ball and instead of them to try recover the ball, you either see them blame the grass, blame the ref, blame their other team mate or even blame themselves. I can't count how many times I have seen them jogging upandown. Check whenever Lingard is pressing from the front and he see his teammates jogging around, he joins them and just stop the pressing.

The truth is that it doesn't start today, our players have always been lazy with the zonal marking system that's always employed.

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in their minds as professional footballers.

My main observation is that our players are lazy during pressing, except Lingard and Herrera!

If 80% of them can give the kind of energy those 2 give repeatedly, then I woulda comfortably be blaming oga Mou 100%.

PDPGuy:
Hehe.
PSG would do well in steering clear of Le Professor, otherwise PSG could be heading to the Europa league after next season.

Iffa hear

codedguy1:
No one notices. Mourinho actually goes to the dressing room to change his spots like Clark Kent when we go a goal down

raumdeuter:
[s]Lewandoski has been more useful than Aguero in the CL

Go check on UEFA.com

Top UEFA Champions League scorers (excluding qualifying)
117: Cristiano Ronaldo (POR, Manchester United, Real Madrid)
98: Lionel Messi (ARG, Barcelona)
71: Raúl González (ESP, Real Madrid, Schalke)
56: Ruud van Nistelrooy (NED, PSV Eindhoven, Manchester United, Real Madrid)
53: Karim Benzema (FRA, Lyon, Real Madrid)
50: Thierry Henry (FRA, Monaco, Arsenal, Barcelona)
48: Zlatan Ibrahimović (SWE, Ajax, Juventus, Internazionale Milano, Barcelona, AC Milan, Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester United)
48= Andriy Shevchenko (UKR, Dynamo Kyiv, AC Milan, Chelsea)
46: Filippo Inzaghi (ITA, Juventus, AC Milan)
45: Robert Lewandowski (POL, Dortmund, Bayern)

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/newsid=2241732.html#/

Please where is Aguero

9 seasons of CL and 31 goals average of about 3.5 goals per season[/s]

Why check UEFA.com ?

When you ve already stamped a measure of "finished" tendency with " CL won for Pep" !

If Aguero with 0 CL for Pep = finished

Then

Lewandoski with 0 CL for Pep = finished.

You can write a program with this using Python and you'll still arrive at the same conclusion!

raumdeuter:
Go read this thread and see his mumuness

How sharp guys dey collect his babe when he still dey do mumu

https://www.nairaland.com/3407937/what-guy-said-girl-crazy....lol

You even gimme link!

You wicked gan

raumdeuter:
[s]Lewandoski CL semi final performance 4 goals vs Madrid, 1 goal vs Barca 1 goal vs Atletico

Aguero CL semi final performance 0. CL quarter final performance 0 benchwarmer for National Team[/s]

Which one you come dey change indicator upandan for this simple titration?

raumdeuter:
You are extremely brainless and everyone around you sabi. Thats why your younger bros dey collect and hammer your girlfriend

Egbon, this is wickedness!

Mou , the only leopard that can change his skin!!

Codedguy1 2018.

airmark:


Did you see that mumu step over dayo's bag of beans wanted to do?

Copyright infringement shall not be tolerated!

Feel free to use "donkey" tho