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Health › Re: Biometrics Scanners Can't Sucessfully Recognise My Fingerprints by elrony(m): 8:05pm On Jan 20, 2016

happens to me every time I'm doing any biometric kinda registration or verification.

at GTB BVN unit. ...
I clean hand tire that day ehn... The lady got frustrated and asked what I did with my fingers, I cheekily told her "blood money"...

@Bossforeva nothing is wrong with you, just clean your hands properly and smile when you are having your biometrics... (that's our Martian secret of adaptation).

#proudly_Martian

NYSC › Re: Know The Pros And Cons Of The States You Want To Choose For Nysc by elrony(m): 1:47pm On Jan 20, 2016

hola Graduates ét ex Otondos....

I come in peace!!!!.... (not like the Martians tho)

Graduate school: Delta
Residence: Lagos
State of "Orijin" : 6 bottles (Delta)

would like to serve the alleged impoverished fatherland in Any Good Welfare state, tolerant with serene environment (regardless if Rural, urban or suburb) grin

...

I no wan near anything "North" although I get access to one baddass Accommodation there, should the need arise!

I'm looking forward to serving in Enugu, Akwa Ibom and........ (abeg someone should help me with another good place too)

I believe I have a high chance of 90% of being posted wherever I choose (bar lagos).

looking forward to seeing some of you in camp tho!

Jah bless!

Health › Re: See The Rat That Causes Lassa Fever by elrony(m): 3:58pm On Jan 19, 2016

lol... Rats or Animals don't have botanical names, they are not plants biko.

OP correct your write up and change that "botanical blunder" to zoological or scientific name.

At this rate of lassa outbreak, kill every rat you can at all cost. life doesn't have a "reset" button.

We ll sort out the ecosystem later.

grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by elrony(m): 6:45pm On Jan 18, 2016

ronniematic015@gmail.com

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 6:38am On Jan 12, 2016

PietroRico:
Someone please get this clown out of my club

saw this too..... We are doomed! !!!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 5:21pm On Jan 11, 2016

ollah1:
Rudi Garcia is sacked. who is next?

if only it could be "LVG sacked".........

Damn!!!!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 5:19pm On Jan 11, 2016

Louis van Gaal news conference

Newcastle v Man Utd (Tues, 19:45 GMT)

Here's something that Man United fans might not exactly appreciate -
Van Gaal has told them they should be happy.

"You can be very negative, but we are in the next round," says the
United gaffer.

"We have won two matches in a row out of a bad period.

"You have to be happy as a Manchester United fan that we have won
two matches in a row and we are in the next round."

THIS MAN IS A DRUNKARD! !!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 2:03pm On Jan 11, 2016

If Manchester United was a "Warri club"....Gaal woulda been kidnapped since 3 months ago. ...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 9:14pm On Jan 09, 2016

AdeLaNa1:
Van Gaal:

Van Gaal: "They are defending with 10, 11 players behind the ball. It's more easy to defend than attack."

!

jesu Lord of the heavens! !!!

This was exactly what a guy I watched the match with said LVG will utter in his post match interview... as in "exactly"..

ewo oooooo. ..

LVG is a "constant".... A phucking joke!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2016

MrTA:
We will find you and we will bore you 0-0 to death.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2016

kokaneprodigy:
I'm not going anywhere, I'm right here. I pray we meet again so we can do a repeat of last season

you will get thonked. ... trust me

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:55pm On Jan 09, 2016

kokaneprodigy:
Bro that's a very huge insult I'm taking offence.

really? .....you must be a donkey for not knowing you are like LVG! !!
Move gayner, gerrout the way!! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:52pm On Jan 09, 2016

kokaneprodigy:
Man city, Arsenal, Watford,crystal palace all played against epl sides and won clean, your shitty club had to get a penalty to beat a lower division club. Smh

be gone you gayner. ....

Gerrarahia !!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:49pm On Jan 09, 2016

SailorXY:
It was a PK for the records.

a near - simulation kinda penalty! ! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:46pm On Jan 09, 2016

kokaneprodigy:
Scummies had to be awarded a penalty to beat a lower division team. this mince pie is sour

lol.... see as you be like LVG. ..enjoy your sour pie...and visit elfie elfemminniate1 when you can! !

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:44pm On Jan 09, 2016

AdeLaNa1:
I no watch am o! Why waste 2hrs of my time watching United's matches these days wen i can use it to sleep....

I was bored mehn... No new games to try out at home....

buh thank goodness for viewing centres(some funny folks can make u forget Gaal is an idiot) and a couple of drinks, it was worth it.

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:41pm On Jan 09, 2016

SIRcumalot:

You know wetin i mean

I know na.... grin

buh i no fit celebrate this kind thing. .. its embarrassing in a context....

only good thing be say the trolls go leave us alone for a while... (courtesy of the abysmal win)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:38pm On Jan 09, 2016

I have come to the point of believing Gaal will never be sacked!!! so sad tho....

buh I'll still continue watching his comic show tho... (still love my club)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:36pm On Jan 09, 2016

And that was how Sheffield United got "Defraud(ed)".... (if you catch my drift ) grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:33pm On Jan 09, 2016

SIRcumalot:
You wan return the 3 points ?

which 3 points, ??..na league match huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:23pm On Jan 09, 2016

see match fixing o!!!!!!!@
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 6:15pm On Jan 09, 2016

Dis Dutch man sef. .. Does he want to play hoof and drab footie today?... dafuq is dat cattle rearer in the starting line up....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 10:25pm On Jan 08, 2016

AdeLaNa1:
I no do anything na. Shey na dat small slap wey i slap am??

Na the suplex and drop kicks wey Raumdeuter gve am send elf go coma.

Infact news reaching us now from the office of Doctor afrodoc2 suggests that Elf's attorneys have filed a law suit against Raumdeuter for aggravated assault....

na you and Raumdeuter dem go hold responsible. ... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:23pm On Jan 08, 2016

raumdeuter:
When no EPL defender was even nominated for UEFA team of the year. Go check the nominees No single EPL defender. Shows Boateng is better than them all. Even guardian a UK newspaper ranked top 100 players for 2015. Boatank was ranked ahead of all EPL defenders

Bro I didn't say Boateng was inferior na...

I even commended him for being better than EPL defenders in suffering double seizures when he sees Messi coming thru!!!
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:02pm On Jan 08, 2016

kokaneprodigy I see you!..... send my goodwill to ur gay partner elfie elfemminniate1 when you get to visit him in the hospital. .

grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:54pm On Jan 08, 2016

afrodoc2:
No he is still in ICU, he is yet to open his eyes but he has been moaning "Adelana diariz God o" for the last 1 hour.

lol..... where AdeLaNa1 sef huh

....wicked dude, Ramudeen and Elfie elfemminniate1 were throwing kicks ...only for AdeLaNa1 to come with an RKO from point blank range!!!

grin

Get well soon elfemminniate1. ..enjoy ur iodine and drip pie!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:50pm On Jan 08, 2016

raumdeuter:
UEFA posted that today as the team of the season on their website. If you have any issue with it, Send a letter to them

hehehehe. .... you are still a joke bro!!... I call it as I see it...

I'd still take a compilation of experts over website users..

no need for long epistles. .

raumdeuter:
My point about Boateng being better than any EPL defender was vindicated as no EPL defender was even nominated

[quote author=raumdeuter post=41790241]Boateng is a good defender no doubt.... he's better than EPL defenders in suffering double seizures when he sees Messi coming!

grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:19pm On Jan 08, 2016

raumdeuter:
What is the lie? If I may ask

your alleged team of the season ...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:18pm On Jan 08, 2016

weedtaker:
boateng had a good season though, nd if i'm not mistaken ramos went trophyless and was injured for most of de 2014/15 campaign yet he still made de list.
So how manage ramos take make de team ahead of boateng?

Ramos didn't make the squad compilation from UEFA technical observers. ... yet Ramudeen wants us to believe that site users now more reliable than a team of experts...

Talk more of Gayners prowling the net and Giroud becomes the greatest striker ever liveth...

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:15pm On Jan 08, 2016

raumdeuter:
UEFA posted this as their team of the year

Their mode of choosing it is irrelevant as long as they ratify it

If you arent satisfied with their means of choosing send a complaint letter

hehehehe

bro you are lieing here!!!

Who now posted the one from the first link..... CAF? ??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:12pm On Jan 08, 2016

afrodoc2:
Is it a bad thing to try to make amends for one's bad deeds? If I mistakenly ask someone to "reset" somebody and he causes grievous bodily harm don't I have a responsibility to try and treat those wounds at a subsidised cost?

Elfie elfemminniate1 dey your clinic huh

...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 7:08pm On Jan 08, 2016

raumdeuter:
This is the recognised UEFA team of the year. You can sue UEFA if you are not satisfied

Dayo I know say you old pass me... (use your head wella)

how can a compilation from UEFA technical observers be inferior to that of site users huh

hope you ain't running abnormal temperature?

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