₦airaland Forum

airmark:
And i thought you were pious.

Always been, still am.

Will be kinda fraudulent if I'd have to start using parables for simple sturvs

obainojazz:
exactly

nihilistjnr:
You are a bastard

No no no

Ibime:

MichaelBukamzy:
chai!! Burst my brain.man of God you don rotten finish,you no go make otenkwu heaven walahi.

Lol but I'm not lying na

Ibime:
In all thy gaining, gain wisdom.

Why should I spend all my time reading a book you claim is twice as long as the Bible and Qur'an combined when I can already see from the first page it is predicated on a rip off of Greek MYTHS.

If OtemAtum care to shorten it to a more concise book, I wouldn't mind taking it on holiday like any other work of fiction to be read leisurely while lying on the beach sipping daquiris and pina coladas. That's what you do with unprofitable literature having paid for the holiday with money earned from reading PROFITABLE literature.

Well, not if it's written by a Costa Rican!

MichaelBukamzy:
in my own nsukka language "atum" translates to "my poosie"

Then Ote'm Atum will now be "rub my P...."


Chineke nna

Ibime:
The guy just dey use gensteejay head.

If you come translate the full "Otem Atum" = "rubs my chewing stick"

You're right if you say he's using gensteegay "head", cos "head" can be subjective

weedtaker:
77mentions for wetin?

You go think say I kill person.


Cc.. Postdigger forward me your Aza.


Pogbooom propaganda back in full force lets go

Main man!!!!!

I hope y'all know that "Atum" translates to "my chewing stick"

Skimpledawg:
No vile tongues is accepted in heaven.




7th it shall be.

I haven't ordained it.

GTFOH Balaam

airmark:
So i should believe one Atum Otem's story, without video evidence, that Jesus learnt magic in southwest Nigeria, but not believe Segedinho's 'hit and chop grass' story, because of no video evidence.

You are a joke.

Otem Atum brother of OtemNkwu

Immortal scribe that can see the beginning of time

But that Okafor dude tho, his utterances on some issues are despicable to say the least. Chelshit fans sef

larride:

share small APC money gimme na, make I use buy one CBR or Ninja take dey beat traffic

larride:

Leyqute:
LooL. If you played Prince of Persia you can never forget that stance.

stance wey dey parry sword and deal deadly combo , come end am with stab

afrodoc2:
2 of the main reasons i am happy i left Lagos: traffic congestion, epileptic power supply.

There is no way living in Lagos doesn't take some years off one's life.

I have suddenly started ageing

nihilistjnr:
Yes I am Donatus's long lost uncle....Uncle Kpekus

So it's a family feud...

larride:
3

Diggz Ibime Leyqute eph12 elrony

It shall be well with you!!

larride:
Me I don’t even drink at all. I don’t smoke either. I eat lots of fruits and food yet I just Dey fat Dey get belle unnecessarily.

APC money!!!

Apostle Skimpledawg, Calvary greetings

nihilistjnr:
I dont think I have a cult of personality.

But on a faceless forum like this, the only thing of value any moniker has to offer is interesting posts. Maybe people like the funny things I say, or maybe sometimes I bring insightful contribution to a conversation. I dont think I portray myself as a saint, and I dont think anyone thinks I am.

So I'm not sure why you're angry that people find the things I say interesting. For example, you have read my diary thread like a textbook.
You know what I say on the ashewo thread because you like to read my posts. You actually followed all my monikers..and this is my 4th or 5th.

If I have cultivated a cult of personality, then surely you are my acolyte, or at least an usher.

If you have an issue with my so called cult of personality, then why not cultivate your own? Hand dey pain you, or arable land no dey? Why is nobody siding you and pretending you're a cool guy too?

Fam quite frankly, if every seems to have an issue with you, then maybe you need to look at the man in the mirror again.

I will end this post with some advice from an uncle to his wayward nephew: Donatus, when you point your finger at someone, always remember that 4 fingers are pointing back at you.

So you're Donatus' uncle, Mr Saint Obi Cletus ?

Larride this matter don dey confuse me