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CelebritiesRe: Bovi Celebrates His 37th Birthday In Hilarious Ways With Basketmouth (pics, Vid) by elvfab4(m): 11:49am On Sep 26, 2016
Sugarcious:
Free Basics Ohhhh


Why Can't I View Pictures??!!!
I nor care to knw the fone u day use
Bt, the problem is the useless small phone ure using
Cus am seein bovi, baske mawt nd odas un my small nokia touch grin
Sugarcious:
Free Basics Ohhhh


Why Can't I View Pictures??!!!
I nor care to knw the fone u day use
Bt, the problem is the useless small phone ure using
Cus am seein bovi, baske mawt nd odas un my small nokia touch
HealthRe: So, Sperm Donors Are Charging N150k In Port-Harcourt, Egg Donors 400k? by elvfab4(m): 4:21pm On Sep 21, 2016
Vesline crew no way for una oo

Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Assessment Details: Starts 20th September by elvfab4(m): 7:40pm On Sep 19, 2016
vickjoeobi:
****waiting for tomorrow ***
Hw can i ascess my personal profile
PoliticsRe: My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by elvfab4(m): 9:43am On Sep 13, 2016
Evrytym he is fighing corruption corruption... The people him day fight na our money dem thief
We dan 4give dem
Buhari nor fight dem again cum begin do anoder wrk
Jokes EtcRe: The Genuis (watsapp Joke Zone) by elvfab4(m): 8:25am On Sep 11, 2016
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SportsRe: Rohr, Mikel Obi, Victor Moses, Iheanacho And Other Players Training In Uyo by elvfab4(m): 12:47am On Aug 31, 2016
[quote author=Joshuamilarge post=48938367]I wish dem well [/quote

It would ave been better if u send dat wish to ure shop
Christianity EtcRe: Witch Turns To Owl At Enugu Crusade, Falls And Dies - Eyewitness Claims by elvfab4(m): 12:44am On Aug 31, 2016
Pictures of the transformation or....

PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s 2016 Worst Performing Governors by elvfab4(m): 8:22pm On Aug 04, 2016
The person dat pose dis thread mst be a comedian Hw cum seriake dick.... Son of bayelsa state is nt der
PhonesRe: Pls... Hw Can I Download Video Frm Youtube by elvfab4(op): 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2016
Tanks guys ave got it Tanks alots
PhonesRe: Pls... Hw Can I Download Video Frm Youtube by elvfab4(op): 12:15pm On Aug 01, 2016
CellPhoneRepai:
Hi, if you're watching the video with your mobile browser, go to your address bar(while the video is already playing) and type the word 'magic' between 'you' and 'tube', then you'll be redirected to where you can dowload the video.

For example, if this is the address to the video I want to download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYWNnRChWI

I'll simply type 'magic' into the address to make it look this way:https://www.youmagictube.com/watch?v=fYWNnRChWI

Then wait for it to load and go on to dowload any format of the video I want. Note that you can also download only the mp3 version of the video using this method.
Ok tanks let me try it
PhonesRe: Pls... Hw Can I Download Video Frm Youtube by elvfab4(op): 8:11am On Aug 01, 2016
peteregwu:
Download an app called tubemate
I ave bt its still nt workin atal
PhonesPls... Hw Can I Download Video Frm Youtube by elvfab4(op): 7:54am On Aug 01, 2016
Pls am using infinix x551 [hot note]
I cant download videos frm youtube
Pls who can help me out pls....
Jokes EtcInspiring Nd Motivational by elvfab4(op): 7:16pm On Jul 30, 2016
*If korede Bello didn't play his guitar via you tube, don jazzy wouldn't have noticed him and sign him up.
*If iyanya didn't go to the audition for project fame, he wouldn't have been on the show how much more emerging the winner.
*If akpororo sat at home and didn't come out to Crack jokes, AY wouldn't have noticed him.
*If Tonto dike wasn't on the reality TV show "the next movie star" In the year 2005. Her talent might have gone un noticed
*If Yemi alade didn't go to the audition for peak talent show in the year 2009, she wouldn't have been on the show, how much more emerging the winner.
*If oresegun olumide didn't post pictures of his art work on his Facebook page, his arts won't go viral to the extent CNN acknowledged it..
*If Ronaldo or Messi has never ever kicked a football, no one would noticed they are good at it
*If music producer k solo didn't notice patoranking talent at ebute meta and brought him to his studio, timaya wouldn't have met him there
.
Destiny as people may call it but there is always a take off point for every destiny.
Some folks might have called them jobless at one point
.
For korede Bello, oresegun and many others, social media was their take off point.
You can be whatever
Go for that audition,upload your arts don't hide them , tell your stories, Crack your jokes, flaunt your sweet voice
.
The world is already a global village, social media and technology has taken over.
Seize the opportunity to do your thing.

Your day will come.
Jokes EtcSay The Truth Oooo by elvfab4(op): 6:35pm On Jul 30, 2016
In case you are not yet married, these are the revised bachelor rankings... 18 - 22 yrs - Bachelor I 23 - 26 yrs - Bachelor 2 27 - 29 yrs - Senior Bachelor 30 - 33 yrs - Principal Bachelor 34 - 37 yrs - Deputy Chief Bachelor 38 - 40 yrs - Chief Bachelor 41 - 48 yrs - Bachelor General 49 - 53 sponsor 54yrs............Field Marshall. Where do you fall? :PIn case you are not yet married, these are the revised bachelor rankings... 18 - 22 yrs - Bachelor I 23 - 26 yrs - Bachelor 2 27 - 29 yrs - Senior Bachelor 30 - 33 yrs - Principal Bachelor 34 - 37 yrs - Deputy Chief Bachelor 38 - 40 yrs - Chief Bachelor 41 - 48 yrs - Bachelor General 49 - 53 sponsor 54yrs............Field Marshall. Where do you fall?
Jokes EtcNational Assembly Exams by elvfab4(op): 11:00pm On Jul 16, 2016
Quiz 101 on Nigeria Senate, Time: 30 minutes.
Choose the correct answer.
Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.
Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was
directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.
Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets ro impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator
Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi
Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by
Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show
him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally
answered our prayer)
Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino
Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.
Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.
Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.
Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.
Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
Q 12. What should be the reactions of most Kogites particularly sen. Dino senatorial district, Kogi West?
A. They should be happy
B. They should recalled sen. Dino back.
C. They should blame themselves for voting him.
D. It doesn't concern them
(50 marks)
No cheating and blocking please..
FamilyRe: Anything Wrong With Sleeping In This Position With My Sister? - Jayzeez by elvfab4(m): 12:21pm On Jul 16, 2016
Weldone
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of People Against The Coup In Turkey by elvfab4(m): 12:16pm On Jul 16, 2016
Wen is Buhari travelling to turkey nah undecidedWen is Buhari travelling to turkey nah
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Celebrates His 26th Birthday Today by elvfab4(m): 12:13pm On Jul 16, 2016
26yrs?? Picture of his birth certificate or adonbilivit
CelebritiesRe: Okocha, AY, Osita Iheme In Turkey Before Coup (pics) by elvfab4(m): 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2016
Cnt believe the pix i snap with Hazzard is nt der.........
RomanceRe: “Nigeria's Hairiest Woman” Queen Okafor Shares New Photos (LOVELY) by elvfab4(m): 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2016
He he he... End time hairs
Jokes EtcRe: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by elvfab4(m): 4:45pm On Jun 17, 2016
08134654962....add up jare
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pic Group by elvfab4(m): 10:23am On Jun 16, 2016
Pls add me up.... 08134654962
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nutty Whatsapp Hot Chat Group. 10 Babes 5 Guys by elvfab4(m): 10:53pm On Jun 08, 2016
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