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08134654962..... Stay in bayelsa state [yenagoa] looking for ladies only... 08134654962..... Stay in bayelsa state [yenagoa] looking for ladies only... 08134654962..... Stay in bayelsa state [yenagoa] looking for ladies only...

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: Two Communities, Ezeagu and Udi in Enugu state, decided to hold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, ezeagu community sent a delegate, Emeka Anya, to Udi to confirm if the competition will still hold. When Emeka, the delegate got there, the people of Udi brought 20 litres of their strongest Nkwu- enu (Local Gin) as Kola. Emeka asked; "Can I test it?" The people said; "Go ahead." The guy drank, finished the whole 20 litres and said; "This is okay, where is the main drink?" The People of Udi got scared and shouted; "Come o, are you among the competitors?." Then Emeka replied; "No, I did not qualify."
***SMART STUDENTS**** Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. "Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to then exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see." The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Dean put them in there separate classes. There were only four questions in the exam paper: 1. Who and who got married? (25 mks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4. What type of car broke down? (25mks) Note: Your answers must be the same. Good luck!
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Weekend laffffffffffff--------Issaka goes to the ATM and withdraws all his money. Then goes inside the same bank and deposits the same money he withdrew telling the cashier that, my money is not safe outside in the ATM...people are just withdrawing anyhow and they can end up withdrawing my money. Keep my money inside the bank, please.

[9/10, 10:32 AM] ‪+234 803 481 9780‬: Pls Friend i need ur Advice;; Last night
wen I was asleep, I
mistakenly
forgot to close my mouth & a RAT
entered
my stomach through my mouth... The RAT has been
disturbing my stomach
since
morning.... It has eaten all d food left in
my stomach &
now eatin my intestine...
Please should I swallow CAT to kill d RAT or should I take
RAT
poison
[9/10, 10:56 AM] ‪+234 803 481 9780‬: A man was trying to show his 15 year old son
the danger in taking alcohol so he brought
earthworm and alcohol.
He poured the alcohol on the earth worm.
After a little while the worm dissolved and he
asked the child, "what lesson can you
learn from this?"
The boy replied, "when we take alcohol, we
won't have worms."
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can u
speak English & any other language? Are u looking
for
a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of #850,000
and a weekly allowance of 150,000? No work during
weekends & u only have to work halfday on fridays?
IF
u're interested in this job,pls contact me with ur full
details...SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER,COS
MESELF DEY FIND DAT KIND JOB....."lolzzzzzz see Dem

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Akpos' father, an old farmer wrote a letter 2 his son, akpos in prison, "This year i won't be able 2 plant yam and cassava because i can't dig the field, i know if u were here u would have help me" Akpos wrote back, "Dad don't even think of digging d field because dat was where i buried d money i stole" The "Nigerian Police" on reading the letter, went there very early d following day and dug d whole field searching for the money but nothing was found. The next day, Akpos wrote back 2 his father, "Dad u can now plant ur yam and cassava, dad dis is d best I can do from here. Dad replied "akpos akpos my son u are a very powerful man indeed, even in prison u still command d policemen, i was surprised to see all d policemen with hoes and shovels digging my farm, i will write u again when i want 2 harvest"

Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious looking dog. As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, “Come on in, Akpos! Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites.” “Yes,” replied Akpos, “I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but the real question is.. does your dog know the proverb?”

Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious looking dog. As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, “Come on in, Akpos! Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites.” “Yes,” replied Akpos, “I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but the real question is.. does your dog know the proverb?”

Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious looking dog. As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, “Come on in, Akpos! Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites.” “Yes,” replied Akpos, “I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but the real question is.. does your dog know the proverb?”

Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious looking dog. As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, “Come on in, Akpos! Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites.” “Yes,” replied Akpos, “I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but the real question is.. does your dog know the proverb?”

Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious looking dog. As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, “Come on in, Akpos! Don’t be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites.” “Yes,” replied Akpos, “I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but the real question is.. does your dog know the proverb?”