smfin in d Sky!!™ its christmas spirit....merry christmas in advance

gudmrnin you all...chilling out wit vampire diaries

*clears throat*

wer babyface...make e con do e best job ie collectin pins and needle

Marilyn_Nash: No benin language,i could interpret german,hehe.

well ...dats a gud deal...hws ur day goin,swidy?

Nelson Ojo: Thank God d strike has been suspended pls what is the latest about Uniben, i mean clearance tinz........
i would love to meet my course mates those that were given FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
you can add me on Facebook Nelson Ojo, whatsapp 08090715409 or 2go Nelsonojo88.

*sobbing* nawao....evry guy don change dier course to foreign language....lata...ken go say e own na local language

ken dear...tot u wer given ecostat?

ken....hw fa...wer gal go? my suscription neva still finish since o

Faith93: Dis place is too hot..or mayb am d one who is too hot..lata y'all!

i de cum mak i carry fan or conditiona come

Quatermaine:
Guy, Them tell you say foreign language na Benin language for inside Uniben, benin city, edo state..

face ken o.....no stop ma ryhmes abeg...we de try to carry her along...abi?

Marilyn_Nash: That's awesome,congrats.

tank u....we cud b frends u know... i cud supply u our lab petrol while u intrepret benin language for me...hws dat?

Marilyn_Nash: Thanks,was offered foreign languages,you?

petroleum engineering

Asakel:
Lol.....u dey fear?
Buh abin hear say dem nah admit any babe for ya dept. Hmmm.

wat? no gal for pet dept? oboy....dat na real shock for ma fellow course mate.......chai

Ken excel: Emasco i hear say engine student dy always dy rugged xpecially mech engine.....and person tell me say for deir department na just 3 gals dy dere

wat? 3 gals? omg!!! pray mak petroleum dept no b lyk dat o

Ken excel:
winner dat affidavit of a tin is it rily true?
It has an xpirin date?

tot it wud expire in two days...cos guy fit change charakta in 24hrs...naim mak me wan do myvown a day b4 clearance

odizeey: u mean church abi. Ohhh i get it dat church

y dis reply dey do me for body smhw? odizeey na bankin and finance dem giv u?

Marilyn_Nash: Good afternoon to all,i'm new here,uniben site is currently offline,are they uploading the list on kofa or what?i can hear my heartbeat. P.S I'd like some guidelines on how this social network works.Thanks.

welcom swidy...wich course wer u offered?

Ken excel:
come wetin kofa do u?
Since mornin na kofa u dy shout

kofa na uniben codename for my church....naim we take de refer to uniben....abi...na person name? no b dier former web?

Ken excel:
hahaha....den sledgy go dy shout cso,cso!!

den pple go de ask 'na d new cult group b dat? hahahaha

e b lyk say oga seun don buy new laptop....cos d way wen dis pages dey short....i con start new page...well....must b d handwrk of Kofa!!!!!!!!

wait o...hw we NLs go tak know ourselfs dat day? imagine dizeey de shout 'Sledgy,sledgy' for auditorium....

Ken excel:
I pray oo......i go use all of dem do weight..infact he don tail wen i carry weight reach.....i no dy fear weed chewer o..i dy chew grass.....i and affrey!!

egbami o....mak una help me o....so na grass chewers and weed chewers we wan do clearance wit? oboy...uniben go hear am dis season....who else de eat goatweed or elephant grass

Quatermaine: a lot more.

wich1 b a lot more? na a lot more certificate i go submit? abi dat one na affidavit again?

Ken excel:
.
Ur primary 6 result

funny...i guess i brot out d comedian in us? but seriously...dem nid primary 6?!!!!!

Ken excel:
Soon he go ask u with which kind of system

if dem type am wit hp or toshiba...dem go reject am?

gotten ma birth cert, state of origin, admission letter, em....wat else do i nid?

uniben no go kill person o...but i luv d guys charakta....so jovial...nightwalkers...dem ni de slip

mz'helena:
lolz... Oga mi go and write those letters yasef.

oboy....swidy...em....hav u written urs? wit hand or system or typwritter...

Ken excel:
Bro make u prepare for d unxpected ooo anyfin can hpn....bt u funny ooo

thank u swidy...dem say ecostat na hot cake for kofa?

Adex097:
LWKMD O...ROTFLOL !!!!!

funny....but dem go giv us...abi? na we go write am?

detivo...i tink kofa will giv us d letter dat day for us to go and sign...abi?

odizeey: Ken just do like one guy wen say ronaldo naim b best keeper for 2002world cup

lolz.....hahahahahah....chei *fone crash*...no na ...ken can neva do dat...abi?