av logged in but ntin clicked

e don open....i wan change ma pasawrd

hurray!!! quartamaine e open o....i click ma course

Quatermaine: you want to check your admission status?

dat small empty box wey b de der....e no gree llogin wit dat password again....

Quatermaine: calm down, is it the student portal or Kofa?

jeezzz....dat old password wey dem give us na...dat uniben.waeup .....

seee oooo....i no fit login o......sm1 help o

merry xmas pals....jst did ma affidavits

merry xmas friends

vincvin: when I f^ck your b!tch

vinc....u drink affrodisiac? y sound so Hot and uptight....

vincvin: f^ck you!f^ck ode baba. in fact f^ck yourselves

it will b wise for me nt to pick a fight wit u....ur gf rape u? feel free to tell d haus....idibihobot

nawao....wat happend to occupy till i come? turnin dis haus to a ballin room abi? boys shouldnt b insultive and saucy na

*runs*

come come see guys...make una no start dat follow up stuffz again....una too like fwesh stuffz especually ken and dizzy minus me

una wan bcom cbn gov, world bank pres....wetin go happen to d person wen already de d post? una go kill am?

Ken excel:
chai i don turn to dis boi mate.u wake up instead of u to greet me u dy hail me....oyaa go back to sleep

lolz...ken abeg e too early to laf b4 i owe tomorrow lafta

gudmrnin pals...hw was ur nite? ken...i hail... deezy...i greet.... *yawns* wer d tea and bread?

Quatermaine: It's good to respect one's self.. I've learnt my lesson.

Btw, faith how was your day?

hw ar u winner?

heres to us,one more toast ,and we'll pay d bills....abba

odizeey: An elderly man in Accra calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?"the son yells."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old dad explained."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."Like heck they're getting divorced,"she shouts,"I'll take care of this."She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him,"You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?"she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay", he says,"it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.

African Parents!!! Too sharp for their own Good! Lol

ooooh...lolz...funny

dis uniben na smfin else

Ken excel: .
Lol...emasco is it straighter dan dis?

jokes ova bro....winner...who tell u say lecture don start

Adex097:
6 o'clock

hahaha....funny

Ken excel:
beta.......see he head.....my nyt was hot and urs?

funny....try watch dos movies..really sweet

Ken excel:
Lol..emasco oya ans ooo

no am not...am straight dan a straight line.... wats straighter dan s straight line?

Ken excel:
Lol........hw many hrts una don thirst?

none ....but damon may start wif urs....u neva watch d movie?

Ken excel:
Tah.....come i b boy ooo and i no b gay....who b swidy?

kkkk...bro,hw was ur nite? winner kofa dey come....abi?

Ken excel:
Wait oo..me no undastand oo..hw una take dy knw weda hrt sweet or bitter?
Una dy taste am?

vampire stuffz..

Ken excel:
y u too like to dy make noise....beside u knw wen i take sleep last nyt??...see as pikin b

*smilig* u always gat me lafin.. .hw was ur nite,swidy?

ken dear....tym to wake up

Quatermaine:
I am a man!

of cos u ar a man!!! wat am i? wetin ur dearest go call u? bitter? sorry if it offended u,dear

Quatermaine: where did you hear your news from?

whoa....am askin u,swidy....y dem b go offlin?

guys and ladies... wats dis am hearing about uniben uplod? dat small box don glow?