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old old peoples

under hw many days wey I'm stay 4 9ja. chai!.

konga sells it for 28k, jumia N27,999
Alaba N27,800
but I am giving it out for N24,500.
specifications:-
4g, Black colour, 16gb inbuilt, supports SD card up to 62gb, 4.0 Bluetooth, 2600mah.
if u are interested, call or whatsapp me on 08069195852.

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. see as buhari head small ontop the agbada








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miss d good ol' days

17 childhood insults u'll remember if u are an ajekpako

1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”
HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian!

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?

10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me?

11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.

13. “You bombastic element.”
Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.

14. “American dusting powders.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.”
Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?”

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”
When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere.

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Nigerians got no chill at all. here are the comments he got

came across this on Facebook some hours ago. so I decided to share with u guys. someone told him he looks like JB. is it true

my favourite female actress since d beginning of dis year. kip up d good work. and I pray you marry soon so u don't end up like Genevieve and co.

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chain see love









. make una beta tell falz to free dis bae

this fayose no dey taya o..









but what if all dis allegations turn out to be true

all dis ones na story. as far a naija is concerned, jst roja police #500 and ur free to go

eiyaaa rip to d dead..








this is d result when u try to slash the building materials.

hmmmm. dis one is serious

proud 2 b naija o..u no no say bone dey give calcium?

chai ! see as d boi dey waste opportunity. if na me eeh I 4 don press taya

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In dia religion, if u disvirgin a girl, there is a reward in heaven for dat. So I am not surprised.. Same with d case of Ese Oruru.

Reeky my man..nice one. #STANDARD

Congratulations. hope he will caution all dz useless police collecting N50 at Okoko bustop.

20 year old Maureen Onu, a contestant in the 2016 Miss Tourism Nigeria pageant which is billed to take place on July 9th, has died.
Maureen Onu who is described as one of the brightest contestants died in the early hours of Thursday June 16th after a brief illness.
Speaking on this loss, Santiago Roberts, CEO of the Miss Tourism Nigeria Organization says “the brand has lost a true and a great gem; Maureen was one of the brightest who was always prompt to carry out instructions/tasks giving and willing to learn; she was looking forward to representing her state with pride during this year’s finals and with the hopes of becoming the first ever national tourism queen from Ebonyi state.”
The Organisation also promised to redesign the content and production of the event to honour the lost contestant.
May her soul rest in peace.

mine was HTC one m8. bought it around 80k den. it fell into water and since den it has stopped working. i've spent almost 5k on it yet it has refused to work. each time I think of it, my heart go just pain me. please don't ever buy doz kinds of phones o.

well its true sha. nobody is above mistake... but eleyi gidi gan o

its so sad still can't believe this Steven keshi is dead how can he be dead? well, only God has d answer RIP Great Coach.

HABA!!

in the land of boko haram and in a time of fuel scarcity, the destiny of a great nation lies on the shoulders of a confused president.. His name ...................................?


Abeg complete am my phone don hang

minister of tourism..

200 at okokomaiko, 350 black market

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