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Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:57pm On Jul 14, 2015
Neduzze5:
I can smell jealousy. You have been noticed sha
yaba yaba yabaaaa
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:52pm On Jul 14, 2015
EggovinMma:
I dint think this one spits o.Its just the hand.
But seriously, if it's the latest range and this snake, i am going home with the range. cool cool
thats a rattlesnake
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:51pm On Jul 14, 2015
EVILFOREST:
RANGE ROVER should GO and DIE

This one na RATTLESNAKE ooooo

Anyway, Thank GOD I have 2 RANGE ROVERS already..
SOOO I wouldn't
Chai evil forest oooooooo
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:45pm On Jul 14, 2015
EggovinMma:
cheesy.The snake has anti venom na.Just read about it.
If na mamba snakes, babe I no lie, I no go fit o cheesy

Even if na 10 wraps of weed , I go take off!
u never can tell if its gonna use de venom for ur eyes :ou don c blinded by snake b4? grin
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:43pm On Jul 14, 2015
grad2012:
but I want to use stick to pick it up grin kilode
no cheating na
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
biaka1994:
Na ur thread stay there tongue grin
grin
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:41pm On Jul 14, 2015
grad2012:
haba pls nah lemme use stick to pick it nah I really need that car grin
;Du no sabi were dem de sell car?
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:37pm On Jul 14, 2015
Handsome4real:
I'd kill the snake first then take the key.
read de comment above u
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:36pm On Jul 14, 2015
biaka1994:
Ewwww! Irritating, already having goose bumps... *runs out of thread*
runs after u grin
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:34pm On Jul 14, 2015
EggovinMma:
I fit pick am o.Or I will wait for days to look for a moment.

Yes I know what to do,*knacks head severally*
This is what I will do, especially if the Range is the latest. I will look for two wrappers and tie the whole of my hands together with a stick tfingers.to cover my fingers. I will read psalm psalm 23 after taking two big wraps of marijuana and a full bottle of Jack Daniels.



My back up plan will be a medical expert standing close to administer an effective anti venom just in case God ignores my stupidly.

Modified!
I go pick am.
All I need is three things.


A medical doctor.
Two wraps of Ghana weed
and bottle of JD.And Bingo!

I dont need sanity to achieve this feat!
hehehehehehehe cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
Yaba yaba yabaaaa shocked undecided
adedayourt:
y cant i pick it, y una dey fear snake sef angry angry
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:31pm On Jul 14, 2015
Cutehector:
stick full bush na.. Use stick carry d key finish..
i said pickk
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:30pm On Jul 14, 2015
akanbiaa:
Very simple your either look for a potent anti venom to use after bitten or use gloves the type Nepa people use on high tension cable and be fast about it.
seems ur nad familiar with adder
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:29pm On Jul 14, 2015
Olami90:
E dey pain u tongue
Key u no pick, snake u no carry comot. Naso u do till u lost d range rover
E be lyk ur keke napep sweet u abi?
he hehehehehehehe
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
grad2012:
Notin joor I will just use very very very very very very very very very very long stick to drag it awAy from d snake grin cool.
they said pick grin
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
staggerman:
Nothing can by any means hurt me... I have anti venom in me
talk true.... :- assumption guy
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:27pm On Jul 14, 2015
Sorry ;Du r first to comment in de 2nd page grin grin grin
LaBonito:
Wen wil I be first 2 comment mcheeeew
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:26pm On Jul 14, 2015
mactoni91:
yeah!
Coz i wuld be going with a dry firewood or a dry 2 by 2 plank
they said PICK
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
Sweetyie:
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Sorry naa don't start crying cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:22pm On Jul 14, 2015
efilefun:
Anybody that wants to eat with the devil must use a long spoon so why not use a long rod to drag the key away and probably kill the snake with same sharp rod so you can have something to celebrate with
pick not drag
Forum Games › Re: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 1:02pm On Jul 14, 2015
ShayGirl:
[/quote][quote author=datguru post=35848519]Oh! Ok.. Well I stay in PH . I believe distance can never be a barrier, can we be friends ??
See carry ur derailings away from here angry
Forum Games › Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by Emeraldcute(op): 12:20pm On Jul 14, 2015
Be sincere, no going to carry stick or machete.. Just bend n pick it up grin tongue

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Six Packs Competition by Emeraldcute(f): 10:41am On Jul 13, 2015
kristen12:
May the hungriest guy win..
cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
Politics › Re: If This Happens To U, Would U Kill Yourself Or Run Mad? by Emeraldcute(op): 10:37am On Jul 13, 2015
Cutehector:
Op, try spell well abeg....
what's dis 1 saying?
Politics › If This Happens To U, Would U Kill Yourself Or Run Mad? by Emeraldcute(op): 10:29am On Jul 13, 2015
Currently u stay at Nigeria n keep shouting de president should make 1dollar =to 1naira .suddenly u get an opportunity to go to United States of America n find a job ur paid a thousand dollars as a sales representative on multiple shops, u be hoping dollar in Nigeria raise to 500naira den, eventually after making 100,000 dollars u decide to come home knowing dat u will bcom a known celeb, on quitting work n arriving Nigeria, baba has made 1dollar =1naira meaning ur 100,000$ =100,000# grin

Kill urself?
Become mad?
Swear for mister president?
Romance › Re: Can U Make A Blood Covenant With Ur Lover? by Emeraldcute(f): 10:16am On Jul 13, 2015
lordtosan:
I can only take a blood oath with her if and only if her father is either Dangote or Adenuga.

This matter no be play-play matter o. Heard tales of folks who ran mad, died etc because they broke the blood oath they took with their ex. Some say na myth. But ma brother better a prevention than cure. Person like me wey like different soup, na yaba go be my case.
cheesy cheesy
Sports › Re: Photos: Serena William Hawking Plantain Chips, Pure Water With Her Trophy Tray by Emeraldcute(f): 6:53pm On Jul 12, 2015
Hm
Education › Re: The Decay At Yaba College Of Technology (photos) by Emeraldcute(f): 3:54pm On Jul 12, 2015
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Education › Re: The Decay At Yaba College Of Technology (photos) by Emeraldcute(f): 3:54pm On Jul 12, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Emeraldcute(f): 9:19pm On Jul 11, 2015
agoadiv:
guys av seen eldra face2face,shes not dat guy, BTW eldra is soo sooo sexy... Ask her profile wink
shocked cry cry I'll tell my mummy for u oooo, let de dumb asses kip spilling trash in de name of being slayers n undercovers
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Emeraldcute(f): 9:15pm On Jul 11, 2015
agoadiv:
guys av seen eldra face2face,shes not dat guy, BTW eldra is soo sooo sexy... Ask her profile wink
shocked cool cool

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