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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Emeraldcute(f): 5:02pm On Jul 11, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Isømerizm? It is following all its alternate monikers.

I swear, Mìsssclassy is raving mad.

People really fall for this. It's just the same way religion blinds its fervent adherents.

This thread has to be renamed.

gimme de new name cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Emeraldcute(f): 4:53pm On Jul 11, 2015

Sinnzu:
You been claiming not to give a fvck yet these words hunt your very existence. A furkin reject thats[b]so irrelevant to the point it cant sign outta nairaland even on its birthday[/b] Thats pathetic!! just to say the least. I prey on you same way you did others, that darkness that eats you up will in time swallow you. You silly excuse for a human.

Haba bros u de Start ur birthday celebration from 12midnight?u b winch?? shocked

Romance › Re: Do U Wish Things To Fall In This Way In The World? by Emeraldcute(f): 2:23pm On Jul 11, 2015

Bleep men if they wish dis angry

Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by Emeraldcute(f): 2:18pm On Jul 11, 2015

https://www.nairaland.com/2442423/u-wish-things-fall-way

Antispam bot wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Emeraldcute(f): 2:01pm On Jul 10, 2015

Who is dis huh

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Do This For Love{photo}? by Emeraldcute(f): 12:26pm On Jul 10, 2015

dharay99:
goddddaaaamn.!
See daht cute midget.!

lol

Romance › Re: Share Your Heartbreak Experience Here. by Emeraldcute(f): 12:25pm On Jul 10, 2015

Brb

Romance › Re: What Do U Do In This Situation? (photo) by Emeraldcute(f): 12:56pm On Jul 09, 2015

grad2012:
lol cant you just shout at her to dress properly what is der, naughty men

i wonder oo

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Romance › Re: What Do U Do In This Situation? (photo) by Emeraldcute(f): 12:54pm On Jul 09, 2015

Tallesty1:
cockerel abi broiler

Romance › Re: What Do U Do In This Situation? (photo) by Emeraldcute(f): 11:23am On Jul 09, 2015

vizkiz:
saw this shiit 2000 years ago

Den delete from here angry

Romance › Re: What Do U Do In This Situation? (photo) by Emeraldcute(f): 11:20am On Jul 09, 2015

Dope

. She needs a cocck lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: President Buhari At The Special Jumat Prayers To Celebrate The Army Week. Photos by Emeraldcute(f): 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2015

Chanteh:
Is that where he is supposed to be?

Nawao

where else

Politics › Re: This Guy Says This Is The Reason Behind BOKOHARAM (PHOTO) by Emeraldcute(f): 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2015

Ok la

Politics › Re: 10 Signs Your School Fees & Four Years Was Wasted In The University by Emeraldcute(f): 12:59pm On Jul 08, 2015

_{hmmmmmmmmmnnn}

Politics › Re: President Buhari At The Special Jumat Prayers To Celebrate The Army Week. Photos by Emeraldcute(f): 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2015*

Ftc....... Before i used to think Christians should emulate Muslims because they are always faithful and pray always.... But this fools will still leave here n go bomb their imans.... Nonsense

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Romance › Re: Guys, What's The Craziest Thing a Girl Has Ever Done/said To U by Emeraldcute(f): 4:58pm On Jul 07, 2015

jonaifame22:
Ur dick is very strong it's like iron,u almost killed ne go joor.

was it....... :-Xtrue?

Romance › Re: Guys, What's The Craziest Thing a Girl Has Ever Done/said To U by Emeraldcute(f): 2:32pm On Jul 07, 2015

sandrannna:
He said "u luk fvckable"

Romance › Re: Guys, What's The Craziest Thing a Girl Has Ever Done/said To U by Emeraldcute(f): 2:31pm On Jul 07, 2015

michaelou:
guy u wrote "f**k" at that "bleep" point right?

lols

Romance › Re: Guys, What's The Craziest Thing a Girl Has Ever Done/said To U by Emeraldcute(f): 1:22pm On Jul 07, 2015

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Properties › Re: World's Most Expensive Toilets And Their Usres by Emeraldcute(f): 1:08pm On Jul 07, 2015

tabisegroup:
Emeraldcute.. on behalf of u,my pretty queen, my senatorial campaign organisation, my teaming supporters and my humble self, i welcome u to NL.

so pleased dearie kiss

Romance › Re: Share Your Hell-date Experiences Hurr! by Emeraldcute(f): 1:07pm On Jul 07, 2015*

IamLEGEND1:
Legend was out with an unknown bae.

legend was making small talk with unknown bae.

unknown bae was obviously feeling legend's swag.

unknown bae was starting to make sèxual passes at legend.

unknown bae was getting all hot & bothered.

legend was feeling like A stud.

unknown bae then asked legend to lean in and whisper something sexy in her ear.

legend felt the request came across as weird.

unknown bae understood and decided to seize the initiative.

unknown bae leaned in & began to whisper sweet nothings in legend's ears.

Legend was beginning to like where this escapade was headed

legend decided to reciprocate.

legend leaned in close.

and legend saw a trailer load of ear wax.

unknown bae's ear was stuffed to the brim with ear wax.

legend couldnt swallow his saliva properly

legend excused himself to the bathroom

NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!!!

Not funny at all, not even interesting.... Try again

Romance › Re: Share Your Hell-date Experiences Hurr! by Emeraldcute(f): 10:53am On Jul 07, 2015

Cutehector:
We attract wat we allow...

i knw u were thinking of dat spot

Romance › Re: Share Your Hell-date Experiences Hurr! by Emeraldcute(f): 10:53am On Jul 07, 2015

Cutehector:
u dnt hav to fight for ftc na... Its not a competition.. Thunder has fired introvert's network btw

lolssss

Education › Re: Pics! Who Can Decipher The Mystery Behind This by Emeraldcute(f): 10:51am On Jul 07, 2015

Politics › Re: 20 People Confirmed Dead In Zaria Bombing by Emeraldcute(f): 10:50am On Jul 07, 2015

Ewww

Romance › Re: Share Your Hell-date Experiences Hurr! by Emeraldcute(f): 10:48am On Jul 07, 2015

I just read dis n i must confess, it the de simplified definition of TRASH

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Celebrities › Re: No Limit : Maheeda Reveals Too Much In New Photos (18+) by Emeraldcute(f): 10:45am On Jul 07, 2015

Romance › Re: Never Do This 5 Things In Front Of Your Crush by Emeraldcute(f): 10:42am On Jul 07, 2015

chisos, dis bois up here are using 5gwireless oooooo

Politics › Re: Breaking: Another Bomb Blast In Zaria by Emeraldcute(f): 10:39am On Jul 07, 2015

demmy0325:
... So U are the ftc..

on a thread that will never make frontpage embarassed

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Facts U Never Knew About by Emeraldcute(f): 10:36am On Jul 07, 2015

law3nity2:
At least 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow.

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