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God please instead of you to deny
me the resources to use and take
care of my parents in there old
age...Deny me iphones,brazillian
hairs,shoes,italian wears etc
NOW...AND GIVE ME MEANS TO CARE FOR THEM..THERE ARE THE BEST GIFT
TO ME..I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY
BLOOD... LIKE IF YOU LOVE YOUR PARENTS |
canalily:A GRADUATE OF WHAT? |
canalily:confidential |
Acousticlexi:bros no b by degree but I earn pass those professions |
B.sc physiology |
Chelsea have been VERY consistent
in the EPL this season though.
One win in August.
One win is September.
One win in October. Consistency!
I can not stop laughing.. cc:lalastica |
Gazuzz..ma ish u dnt care 2 help me out |
Fogman:i mean d one on camry 2007? |
Fogman:CAN THIS TYPE WORKS ON CAMRY 2000 DROP LITE |
DaveAnte:lets wait and see d outcome |
And early this morning a man was
about to receive a contract of N30
million #Somewhere_in_Nigeri# when his wife called him on phone.
(On phone)....
.
Wife: Woooooooooow!!, darling I
have a very big surprise for u,I can't
believe this. .
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u
back,I'm about to receive a contract of
N30 million.
.
Wife: Darling,it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home
now,pls it's VERY URGENT.
.
Husband: but I'm about to...
.
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,TRUST ME.
.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called
me for an urgent thing.Pls grant me d
access to go and come bak quick.
. Company: Well,if u leave,I'm afraid of
what might happen to d contract.
.
After few minutes The man quickly
went home...
. Husband: (Seriously sweating) honey
why this urgent surprise,when I was
abt to receive a contract worth 30
million?
.
Wife: Honey,our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.
.
Husband: R u pregnant?
.
Wife: Haba honey is more than
pregnancy,if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur
contract.
.
Husband: Wow,so what's d surprise?
.
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,u knw we have been
praying over 6 months now? God has
finally answered us.That Big rat that
always disturb us in the kitchen is
finally dead,I called u to remove it,I'm
afraid of touching rats. .
.
WHAT WILL U DO IF U WERE TO B D
MAN ? |
UDOM IS RIGHT..LIKES FOR UDOM
SHARE FOR UMANA |
PLEASE MY CAR IS ALWAYS BENDING TOWARDS D RIGHT SIDE WHILE DRIVING,PLEASE WHATS THE CAUSE |
Nice |
Callmemike:am a police officer |
THE THIEF MIGHT BE READING THIS,BUT CALL THE POLICE |
PROPUNTER:let me add u on whatsapp |
SCAM |
080625149a deal |
Ignatiusprince:So on point |
Estharfabian:Am jt telling you the truth |
Hey guys morning......
Let me shock u
That babe that does not rply ur
massages
Has a guy that does not reply her
messages too(lol) Don't kill urself ova nuhum
Cos ur boo get boo |
PLEASE LECTURE ME |
Goodmrng sir ,am driving a camry droplight and this are the things i notice of recent....My radiator and my coolant will be empty even filling it to the brim in the morng and sumtym ago i glued my radiator dat rubber part due to the shortage of water on it it usually cause overheating then anoda issue is when the AC IS on the fan belt will mak sum noise and the car will be dragging but when off it moves smoothly,then of recent ma back tyre had a prob and i change it thou all ma tyres r 15rims,205/65 but the 1 i change at the back of the driver's side was 195/65 and of recent i notice the car will be dropping to 1side i.e the side i change the tyre,makin driving difficult basically am in Akwa ibom |
PLEASE HAS ANYONE TRIED BUYING
FIXED MATCHES ABROAD IF YES
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT REALLY happend OR
RATHER ADVICE ME ON THE REAL
SOURCE WHICH YOU HAVE
BENEFITED FROM EMMAAK@YMAIL.COM
AM INTRESTED ON BUYING MATCHES
NO MATTER THE COST..NOT
NAIRALAND SCAMMERS |
PLEASE HAS ANYONE TRIED BUYING FIXED MATCHES ABROAD IF YES PLEASE TELL ME WHAT REALLY OR RATHER ADVICE ME ON THE REAL SOURCE WHICH YOU HAVE BENEFITED FROM EMMAAK@YMAIL.COM AM INTRESTED ON BUYING MATCHES NO MATTER THE COST..NOT NAIRALAND SCAMMERS |
54 Incredible Facts That You Might Not Know About Nigeria 1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million. 2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most- educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt . 3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”. 4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them. 5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin. 6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/ Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina. 7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war. 8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South. 9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State). 10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name. 11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’ . 12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality. 13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy. 14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy. 15. Jollof rice, chicken Bosom , serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s 16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome) 17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins. 18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister 19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force. 20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South- Central America. 21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British. 22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule. 23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II. 24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998. 25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001. 26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire. 27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria. 28. The area known as Makoro town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island. 29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world. 30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North. 31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography. 32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S 33. Hause Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa. 34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000. 35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo. 36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world. 37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864. 38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959. 39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests. 40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port- Harcourt town in 1912. 41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil. 42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export. 43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b) . 44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan. 45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19. 46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan). 47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten. 48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance. 49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member. 50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State). 51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted. 52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin.. 53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves. 54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=996063000457410&id=100001611589100&lul&ref_component=mbasic_photo_permalink_actionbar&_rdr |
For Goodness sake,let our govt look into diz |

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