₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
RUFAI the same way you verified that, the sole administrator of rivers state summon FUBARA and his deputy which you later admitted it was actually fake news abi ? RUFAI it's not must for you to be journalist

Chilipepper:
Nigerian young men show off their wives

saintkel:
Dis woman got it all wrong....which one be Yoruba government?.....omo tribal bigotry no be just on nairaland sha....even our politicians sef d carry d matter for head....why didn't anyone do dis when Buhari was president....

REGINALD001:
Next time same items will still be displayed like this again.

Donchieli:
Mbà I disagree

chiiraq802:
That wan is ur own cup of tea.

mecuries:
44 years of running a tax free business

id4sho:
Pulpit Bandits


Family business 👌🙌💯

bosschinalu:
TOKS, First body, Accident free.


All na Stolen car.

iwaeda:
Haha, people will be lured again. This is funny if people put money.

LifeNot4DWeak:
I don't smoke at all.

Xannadu:
Whose tongue

Clasmanj:
Encouraging

b0rn2fuck:
Very darkman for president

Nahunger:


People Nigerian call celebrities.

Chinjo2:
Instead of focusing on providing food and security for Nigerians, they are focusing on 2027 election that they are not even sure they will be alive to witness.

Useless people.

hassinho707:
I don't know if you have anything against Finidi personally, but you need to change your mentality....

Respect is not even about achievement bro if you know... Honestly, I don't know how old you are.

If you are even talking about achievements, Finidi has achieved more in football than Osimehn. Finidi is A UEFA Champions League winner and also he won The African Nations Cup.... Osimehn doesn't have any of that...

Like I said respecting people should no be about material things.....

In African, children are trained to respect elders.... Even in the Bible and Quran God admonish us to respect elders, but I don't know where you get this your own mentality from o

Sharpsharp00123:
Nnamdiot kanu too like pussy!!! Haba, kilode

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time