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Stayingalive:
internet urchins 💀

You carry your mumu enter 2025?

I really love how our security agencies are working hard now,for the past days now they've been achieving progress in their operations.
God bless the arm forces Amen

ChizzyBuna:
Oga go and sit down..
People wey talk pass u do the worst
Then come online to act like hard guy..
Konji never deal with u
U never see the kind konji wey go make a grown married man leave his loving wife of 20 years.
Dey play

Just pray to God that kind of konji don't hold u
King Solomon the wiseset man still fell for konji. King David of old fell for konji
The strongest man on earth Samson fell for konji.

So who the hell are you??
Unless you are gay🤷🏾‍♂️

I was raised well by my late parents so no matter what i can't..
But me been gay,I'll rather remain single than to do that shite

ChizzyBuna:
I said KONJI MA BASTARD
Be like say konji never hold u before

No level of konji can make a full me go and be pricing a woman, Never.
I wasn't brought up that way

Yorubastardz:
Guys, I don't know how to explain this.
Konji is a real bastard!!!

There was a girl I meet last night at a bar
Maybe due to the dark setting and blue lights I wasn't able to see her face properly.
We started talking, then decided to go outside
That is when I saw her uglyness
Ugly face with pimples scattered everywhere
Her only saving grace is she get boobs.

What shocked me was that She was forming big girl for me.
She said short time with her is 15k
I told her 10k and she refused

Ugly girl dey do guy for big guy like me
This was the funniest thing I have experience in this Lagos.

Ugly girl get mind to bill me 15k
What da Bleep is wrong with this girls??
Who dey give them this kind morale??

An ugly guy will not even stand a chance to say hi to a girl finer than him.
But an ugly girl will have mind to charge 15k for knacks
Ugly face with mountains of pimples
Wetin dey give all these ugly girls morale

I can be in a bad mood
Immediately I think about that ugly girl
I begin to laugh so hard. The audacity is crazy

From what you wrote here, she's ugly and you still have the mind to price her 10k for short time.... Both of you are mad but your the madness Oga

Watianoengineer:
All forms of betting should be banned and anyone caught playing sports bet should be sentenced to life in prison.

Betting is worse than drugs

You no well

Atuero:
Nsogbu di

How can I offend Israel so they can look towards Nigeria and wipe out our tears from Tpain?

Kidnap one of it's citizen and threaten them that u ll come for more... Then is over

VDM promised to get him arrested

It's marvous me how in this current situation in the country someone ll still wear clothes and Went for APC rally.... Chaiiiii
Some humans are so stupid

Omodua:
Don't go there!

Are South South liberated?. Who owns the oil feeding the nation. And how many South south indigenes are controlling NNPC and in position of authority.

South South should see beyond ethnic prism and note southeast are not behind their travels and underdevelopment.

83% of the oil blocks are in the hands of northern extraction. Few in the hands of South westerners. And yet, you feel Igbo are your problems.

It's well.

And they're peaceful right?

The should keep on killing their brothers...
after they'll blame South south and north

RealityKings:
About 4 millón

U get mind 😡

DonBenny77:
Do you even need to be told, they were obviously speeding to have an orgy in a hotel....
Fools!

I'm in Calabar so that's what happened

I heard was a Yahoo boy that drove the car and the were coming back from a night club....
People around the accident scene packed huge amount of money inside the car after crashing.
Hmmmmm our girls should be extremely careful

Tharmon:
If you know you can't offer him anything Simply ignore him! Instead of saying nonsense

Na you buy iPhone for am.. some people sef

Your the one saying nonsense here,he's looking for urgent 2k and he has data to come online.... My brother this people are scammers

GODWINGODSON:
Just imagine.
Abeg make person help me with 2k make I use fight this hunger abeg. E don dey enter my body. 2228510916 UBA Abeg my people!

Sell your phone and fight the hunger,I'm very sure you're using iPhone and still complaining! Nigerians are very cronny

R.I.P Uba.
This is the worst senate in the history of Nigeria

Rubbish 🗑️

Adasun:
my uncle's son used his dad ATM to transfer 500,000 naira to a sporty bet account.



they tried to withdraw the money but it was not possible. the account was blocked due to several trials and loggings I guess.


the matter don cast and my uncle is asking me for assistance on how to unlock and withdraw his Money...



please how do I go about this, unlocking the account and making sure the money gets to his bank back.

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Bandirao:
it is not africa that is useless it is you that is very useless and worthless

Slave

harjay1986:
Thank God you Admit you are useless

I can feed you including your ancestors take note

harjay1986:
It was because you are useless, you don't need to ask any Angel...

Yes and you re Wasted sperm

Africans are so useless, I'll need to ask God to show me the angel that choose Nigeria as country of birth.

Maysdevices:
So?

No mind that guy, that guy is not old we served together at Calabar NYSC 2016-2017

onthehill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ru9H6EsNF4

Jesus Uche is now an NDLEA officer! Wow we served together during NYSC at Calabar cross river state 2016-2017

ronet2:
Hello everyone,

I need some advice from medical persons on a possible exposure to HIV.

What is the probability of contracting HIV infection after protected sex with condom and washing of the genitals with soap and water.
So the story..
I had a one off sex with a lady on May 4th 2024 with condom. No oral,no kissing. After ejaculation,I removed the condom carefully,their was no condom tear/bust and went to the bathroom to wash off with soap and water ( i did not wipe off with tissue before washing off). So on 28th morning,I woke up with vomiting,diarrhea and localized abdominal pain on my lower left. Had a very mild fever the next day and I was treated for malaria and I recovered,though abdominal pain persisted for a while. I tested for HIV at 30 days post exposure and it came back negative.On 18th June 2024,the abdominal pain returned with diarrhea,lower back burning sensation and low grade fever the next day. I carried out culture test And Ulcer test, some bacteria was found and ulcer was positive. I was treated for ulcer and the abdominal pain stopped.

So my fear:
1.Can ulcer alone cause the symptoms described above?
2. Are their other possible STI/UTI test I need to carryout?
3. Is it possible that while washing off,the reminant of vaginal fluid on the pubic area can wash down to the tip of the penis and hence cause infection ( note I did not wipe off with tissue before washing off,meaning i might still have sperm at the tip)?
3. Can HIV transmit this way?
4. What are my chances that my 4 weeks negative test will not change after 3 months?

From wide search,I learnt that HIV 2 which is predominant in west Africa is a bit harder to transmit.

I'm still experiencing intermittent abdominal pain,burning sensation.

Thanks. 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Go for VDRL general test

Police for what ?
Ministry of women affairs ke
My dear just arrange some boys and beat him mercilessly next time he'll not raise is dirty hand on ur sister again.

I know how to treat such fellow