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 Romance / I Want To Buy My Boyfriend A New Phone After He Intentionally Smashed His Phone. by EmmyKween(f): 12:37pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
Last night Dr. Desmond and I had an argument over a phone call I got from a potential toaster; I respected him by not answering the call but he insisted I pick the call and put it on speaker. he said I should tell the caller never to call my line again... I refused and like play we started an argument... To my utmost surprise Desmond brought his own phone from his Pocket and Smashed it on the wall in a Childish manner... Now I'm feeling bad and considering buying him another phone... Pls I urgently need your advice, SHOULD I GO AHEAD AND REPLACE THE PHONE FOR HIM  1 Share
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| Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by EmmyKween(f): 8:46am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Good Morning Doctor. Pls I'm using my friend's nairaland user male to chat with you. I'm a male, 32 years of age I have been having frequency of urination with abnormal abdominal sensation and occasional bilateral flank pain with weight loss for over 6 years now. I have been taking different antibiotics prescribed by different doctors but symptoms keep recurring. My present physician placed me on short course of antibiotics and later hydrocortisone with good improvement Pls what do you think is wrong with me? |
| Music/Radio / Re: Efe Ft Olamide – "Warri" (audio) by EmmyKween(f): 1:25pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Newsprex: Abi O. The song is complete Trash I wish Nigerians esp Warri people can stand up and tell this Efe the Truth instead of deceiving him. Watch out & Judge for yourself, this song will not stand the taste of time. It will be forgotten before U know anything; he is just posting video of people dancing to the song since yesterday on his Instagram: SELF APPRAISAL: A VERY BAD DELUSION. allow us judge the song & stop trying so hard to make the song sound Dope when it isn't |
| Music/Radio / Re: Efe Has Just Dropped A New Single And It Is Called “warri”. [music] by EmmyKween(f): 1:23pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
I wish Nigerians esp Warri people can stand up and tell this Efe the Truth instead of deceiving him. Watch out & Judge for yourself, this song will not stand the taste of time. It will be forgotten before U know anything; he is just posting video of people dancing to the song since yesterday on his Instagram: SELF APPRAISAL: A VERY BAD DELUSION. allow us judge the song & stop trying so hard to make the song sound Dope when it isn't |
| Music/Radio / Re: New Song: Efe – Warri Ft. Olamide by EmmyKween(f): 3:02pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
Complete waste of My Mb. The song doesn't make any sense. Just shouting Warri upandan. Someone should advice Efe it is not by force to be a Musician abeg |
| Politics / Breaking News: Popular Nigerian Senator Bagged Movie Role With Ep J. C-hip L-ynn by EmmyKween(f): 2:33pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
During His Last Visit to the U.S The popular senator presently facing possibility of recall was spotted posing on the street of Texas in his red "Juvenile Attire" and immediately won the Heart of Executive Producer J-U-U-D C-H-IP LY-NN who promised to feature him in the Next series of the Power Rangers Dino Charge! The embattled Senator received the news happily and was seen taking a pose with His other Power Ranger Team This is indeed a good developement for the People of Kogi West and Nigeria as a whole #THEOTHERNEWS #COMICRELIEVE
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| Romance / Re: "My Encounter With A Yoruba Demon".... by EmmyKween(f): 8:28pm On Aug 22, 2017 |
My Encounter with a Yoruba Demon 2!! My heart suddenly started pounding erratically…my skin was covered in goose bumps I could feel a flood of warm fluid dripping between my thighs… OMG I was totally wet just lying beside this Guy… I wanted to moan but struggled to control the urge My nipples were by now so erected I was beginning to feel uncomfortable he might notice It was as if my whole system was experiencing a power voltage surge caused by thunder lightening. …Hell No... This can't be happening. I thought to myself...'there must be an aphrodisiac in the meal I just ate' My body was exploding from excitement and I found myself craving more for this being lying in bed with me.... I couldn't think of anything more important than having an explosive sex with Him. I badly wanted him to be inside of me... Just a little touch and gaze from this dude and my whole body was wobbling...betraying me than I ever envisage... I was exploding from the erotic reactions going on inside of me... He ran his right hand around my ear then to my eyebrow and then gently traced the pattern of my hair-line like he was tying to sketch a picture of me on my skin He was synchronizing the movement of his hand with the rhythm of the sound coming outta his Boom-box... His touch was electrifying... I could feel the gentle rhythm of his heart-beat against the background of the melodic music playing Suddenly I began to feel the tug of his erected manhood gently tugging the inner part of my right thigh.... He pulled my hair gently backward revealing to his full glare my already parted lips awaiting his Kiss. With His wet slightly pink lips, he gently located mine and we became locked up in a hot endless passionate kiss… …OMG!!!!…Sammy was such a good kisser…I became numb from the inexplicable excitement I was getting from his Kiss; he was using his lips, tongue and occasionally his teeth in such a way you only wish to experience firsthand to understand what I’m talking about…funny I still always cringe with excitement when I think or talk about the way we kissed... His hand gently located my boobs and before I knew it, he was gently squeezing them with rhythmic stroke on my well erected nipples… he was so good at caressing My breast I Started jerking from excitement like someone experiencing an epileptic seizures... We kept on kissing and exploring each other’s body for several minutes I had several orgasms from just kissing & smooching He was magical…. …Prior to this time, I have had casual kisses, but never felt this way in my entire life… Not even with my ex whom I thought I really loved…The feeling was simply outta this world After the accident, I noticed I had developed low libido and some level of apathy towards relationships… I thought my sexual urge was dead ...I feared I was no longer a woman ...I thought my scars killed everything sexual in me… I had developed certain accidie for men and love generally…My scars were not helping matters cos I felt I was a little disfigured… But here I was feeling torrential heavenly sensations between my thighs...I didn't want to believe this was happening to me... I wanted to continue living in self-denial but at this point my body wasn't cooperating... my body was in control of my brain and my eyes just gave me out easily...screaming will you just get down on me plsssss... He temporally stopped kissing Me for like 20 seconds and with a cute bad-boyish smile, he gazed directly into my eyes with his small sexy piercing eyes like he was telepathically looking into my soul I guess He got the message that I badly wanted him inside of me... but he wasn't in a hurry to take me yet...instead he gently kissed my fore-head then my ears and the nape of my neck while he maintained a slow tempo with his hands in exploring my body just like the Music playing in the Background....gosh...I was EXPLODING It was like a race between my head and body....I was panting like I was gonna experience a Heart attack. .. To be continued.... 1 Like
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| Romance / "My Encounter With A Yoruba Demon".... by EmmyKween(f): 1:40pm On Aug 22, 2017 |
Sighs... Legend have it that certain type of boys are very dangerous in Nigeria: they are swift talker, charming, handsome, well-spoken and most often can be VERY heartless: they create a Cinderella dream in the mind of unsuspecting ladies and just when You about basking in the ambience of the euphoria of their companion, they disappear into thin air...leaving You wondering how possible is it that someone can be so GOOD AT BEEN GOOD AND so GOOD AT BEEN BAD at the same time This Happened to Yours Truly Linda Adeniyi It was on one fateful morning in the month of February; many months after been discharged from the hospital following a road traffic accident that almost cost Me My Dear Life leaving me with some permanent scars...I was very glad to be alive and finally outta of the Hospital and getting back on track with my life after many months of incarceration from solitude... The memory of the stench oozing from the four walls of the health center where I resided for months was still fresh in my head and was nauseating...to think I'm about to return to that gory place like a caged animal in the zoo because of how my body was feeling that morning made my head swirled around 360 degrees making me more sick than I already was: my mind and soul kept refusing the thought; reminiscing my experience, it's not a place I was willing to go back to without a fight; I'll rather endure the pain and the bile building up deep inside me than allow myself go back there. Fast forward...Three days later, I got a call from my Physiotherapist who also double as a friend... Bae! How Far na? how are you feeling now? A faint sound from a weak me replied I'm good 'jare' just tired You don't sound good at all he replied...I know you hate the hospital but please can you come see a friend of mine...he's a doctor. I screamed never!!! I ain't going back to the hospital. he replied it's not a hospital but a clinic. Dearest, I wish I declined the offer and stood my ground but I didnt.. I had a quick bath and left to meet him some miles away from my abode...he gave me a ride down to the hospital...I said 'hospital' because it wasn't a clinic from what I saw...when I got there my intuition kept saying run babe run!!! I wish I had listened to that inner voice... I was astonished when I laid my eyes on him..., he was so young. My mind started racing from adoration to curiosity. He was young, his voice was soothing, His eloquence and fluency in English Language is just excellente, He was good with words he smiled at me and beckoned to me to come sit please...I was wowed. he asked "should I address you as a Mrs. or Miss"? And I replied Miss will do pls. I was already lost in thought but was fighting it. At this point one of My greatest problem took a better part of Me. I am Sapiosexual: Smart and intelligent people turn me on and goddamit he was so young, smart and a medical doctor...gosh! He touched me and I felt a jolt in my head bringing me back to reality. I'm sorry didn't hear you I managed to say My mind kept saying damn this dude is perfect and I kept wishing he's a Pilgarlic so that I'll stop my pilfering gestures at him. He made his diagnosis and gave me some intravenous therapy and some oral medications to take later at home... My Dear Friends This First encounter with the sweet dude became the beginning of the torment and Torture. .. Next day he called to check on me and was polite and nice as usual displaying an undiluted excellent phone etiquette: This got me thinking wow how can one person have it all ...It became a norm for him to check on me daily and I became used to his calls and silently wish he could call me all day.We became phone buddies and when he finally asked me to come over not to the clinic but his house I was stupefied though I pretend at fist and asked why he wanted me to come over to his house instead of the Clinic: he said he want to make me lunch. OMG!!!! my head was spiraling with his thought and I was like could This be real? This is all I envisioned in a man and this one here is a complete package...my intuition kicked in saying slow your head. But my brain had stopped functioning at this point My whole defense was completely down. I said to myself hey goddamit’ I can't miss this; I don't care about rules, in months a new face just asked me for a date despite my scars, my pains, my injuries oh nay nay nay I can't miss this… I was anxious though but said to him, send me the address. .. I got to his street, gave him a call and voila here he comes walking towards me in a pair of jeans and tea shirt, well-built figure, a boyish swag and a smile that can heal a demonically tormented soul, I was totally abashed by his magnificent built but decided I wasn't gonna let him see I was helplessly in love with Him so I quickly adopted the step a bride takes when she walk down the aisle aiming for her forever partner. We exchanged hello...And he led me thereafter to his beautiful neat abode... I was in his world and to my surprise his world didn't depict the world of medicine; it was another world with sounds of music blaring through the walls of his room; with the combination of latest foreign and local Naija Jams blaring outta his jam box he could easily pass for a deejay. I thought doctors are boring lots but this one standing some inches away from me is one fun jive... .....and I was astounded with the general ambience that surrounds his environment...it wasn't lacking anything....Perfecto is the word...it was just too perfect. Like a gentleman...he tuned down the volume of the Music as soon as I entered his apartment...He asked about my music genre and my favourite artist and like magic made a quick selection on His Laptop connected to His Jam box....BEFORE I FORGET, this dude is also I.T inclined: His dexterity on His Laptop and the whole gadget network will make you mistaken him for an I.T geek He left me in the room and went around the business of the day (preparing lunch)...with soft music playing in the background I was lost in the music trying to blank my head from the blaring warning sounds from my Mind jolting out like the sound streaming outta a malfunctioning siren saying cautious babe ,leave!!! Suddenly a voice jolted me out of my reverie saying " lunch is served " with a sweet boyish smile...His smile is capable of piercing the heart of Trump and make him ask Hillary out for a date...lol I stood up from my coiled up position and off to the dining to dig into what my Mr. Perfect had made even though the taste wasn't anything to write home about but all the same was edible...I winced in pain of anticipating so much... though my disappointment melted away because of my feelings I was lost ... After the meal he cleared the table and did the dishes even though I wanted helping out but he declined saying I was his guest...Oh my Gosh!!! dude just scored another point making all the speed breakers in my head completely vanish. He came back into the room and we chatted like we've known each other forever ...I wasn't thinking of been cautious with him anymore or thinking about the wall I was supposed to build around to protect me ...I was just going to emulate a gambler and see how my luck will play out ...told myself I was going all in..ain't nothing stopping me at this point...I want him and badly too...I don't care about the after effect...All that matters is now...He stared deeply into my eyes ,the look was penetrating and it sends chills down my spine...I was weak at the knees with my Heart beating so fast like twas tryna escape from the bony rib cage protecting it...twas like am under hypnosis ...my brain and heart suddenly freezes ..The look was inexplicable...it was a look of trust me I'll be there for you ,let me into your world though my head kept saying this look ain't to b trusted... it was a typical look of I want to Bleep the hell outta your brain... I started panting like a Nyphomaniac on Deathrow about getting Her last Sexual Wish... Suddenly a shriek sound from the door broke the stare that locked both of us together...twas a neighbor who needed aspirin. He tended to the neighbor and came back to me this time in a warm embrace apologising for the temporal interference...I could feel his heartbeat beating in a peaceful rhythmic sound... We resume our discussion and one thing led to another...before I knew it, I was laying with My head on His chest with just faint music playing in the poorly lit room...All I could think was his touch... I WAS IN ELDORADO.... to be continued!!! #copied STORY BY LINDA ADENIYI 1 Like
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| Politics / Citizens Sign Petitition Demanding NASS To Order Buhari To Speak To Nigerians by EmmyKween(f): 5:46pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Great Nigeria Citizens, I just signed the petition "BUHARI SPEAK TO NIGERIANS WITHIN THE NEXT 48HRS" on CitizenGO. It's important. Will you sign it too? Here's the link: http://www.citizengo.org/en/41494-buhari-speak-nigerians-within-next-48hrs?tc=ty&tcid=32888601 thanks, Concern Igbo/Yoruba/And Some Hausa Citizens
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| Crime / Abuja Taxi Scam Alert (true Life Experience) by EmmyKween(f): 4:17pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
The economic situation in Nigeria nowadays is becoming unbearable that Nigerians are now becoming so desperate in their bid to make money by all means. Greedy people are especially vulnerable to the new scamming techniques cab drivers and their 419 gang have recently adopted. The scheme is more organized and less violent than the ‘one chance’ system. I didn’t really want to write about it initially but since two of my colleagues have experienced it in a spade of 6 months (one of them twice) I felt I owe it a duty to educate other potential Victims especially Ladies. It might interest you to know that this syndicate operates right in the city of Abuja especially along the Kubwa expressway. The two colleagues I mentioned had their ordeals on this route. It is important to state that one of them was greedy enough to go all the way and ended up losing all her salary for that month including her house rent, but the other wasn’t that greedy thus miraculously escaped been scammed. The scammers are usually a gang of four including the driver with at least one woman among. They usually operate in the early hours of the morning or at evening times. The scam begins with an innocent passenger flagging down a taxi with 3 passengers; one in front and two at the back. After a short drive with the potential Victim now inside the vehicle with the car going barely 2 kilometer distance, one of the passengers sitting at the back will alert the driver of his or her intention to alight from the vehicle claiming he/she has arrive at his/her destination. For the sake of a clear description I will assign letters to each passenger/gang members: Passenger A: passenger sitting in front with driver Passenger B: Passenger about to alight Passenger C: The 3rd passenger usually sitting at the middle. The Driver and the Victim are the other occupants of the car Their Scamming Scheme starts with a little drama that looks real to the unsuspecting victim. Passenger B: Driver I go drop here. Abeg open the booth make I carry my load The Driver will then break into an outburst: which load? You think say I no see wetin dey inside that bag. Where you get that kain money from? You be thief, I saw the dollars you stashed inside the bag when I dropped the other passenger’s load (referring to a passenger that dropped before the potential victim boarded). Where you get that kain money? I’m driving you straight to the police station Passenger B: what do you mean? That bag and wetin dey inside na my property. I no be thief Driver: my friend shut up… na una dey steal our money for this country. You must explain to the police when we get to the station. Shebi you lied to me say na cloth dey inside the bag Passenger B: Abeg no carry me go police station I go confess… At this point the other passengers will then try to intervene. The would-be victim also will naturally want to join in the argument and might be tempted having heard that it involves a large sum of money. Series of interrogation and mediation will then follow from other passengers in the vehicle. Statements like ‘driver abeg try listen to him. He say will confess, let him confess’; ‘How much dey inside the bag’ ‘so oga where did you get the money’; ‘where are you coming from’; where are you going to; what state and tribe are you etc... The victim will also chip in one or two words: This bring the victim into the whole scheme Passenger B; I work with a white man that’s into an illegal business and I was able to escape with some of his money totaling up to 1 million US dollars (or pounds as the case may be). Please don’t hand me over to the police. Have mercy on me DRIVER: Okay I will not hand you over to the police on the condition that you will settle everybody in the car (including the victim) All the passengers will now respond either by agreeing or disagreeing bearing in mind that the only person whose approval is needed is the victim (All the other passengers will always agree). At this point the story can take either of two dimensions – The victim either refuse to participate in the money sharing and will be immediately order to get out of the car or agree to participate in the sharing. The Colleague that escaped been scammed refused the offer and was asked by the driver to get out of the vehicle whereas the other greedy covetous colleague agreed to take part in the sharing. Her agreeing set the stage for the second and most important phase of the scam. .........Passenger B will then agree to share the money with the rest people. He will claim the money was charmed by the owner and thus unclean. That he was taking it to a Babalawo (an Herbalist) who agreed to make the money clean by performing certain rituals on it at a cost of about 500,000 naira. The gang members including the Victim will then drive to a certain location to meet the Babalawo who will insist all present take an Oath not to reveal anything to anyone and not to cheat or short-change any of the participant in the ritual. He will then request for the cleansing fee before embarking on the process. At this point Passenger B will claim he only has about a 100,000 naira (400,000 naira short of the money require for the cleansing). The other passengers and the driver will then be tasked to raise the 400,000 naira with a promise backed by an oath that the person bringing the larger amount gets the bigger share when the money eventually get cleansed. (My greedy colleague claim some level of hypnosis or Juju is involve at this stage but I doubt it. I think it’s just her sheer greed).As you will expect, Greedy Victims will always want more share and thus go emptying their accounts or even borrowing. My colleague went to the ATM, withdrew all her salary for that month including money meant for her House rent... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...you all can guess how such story will eventually end... YOU WILL BE LEFT FRUSTRATED AND FEELING STUPID ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR SHEER GREED COPIED FROM http://puzziehil..com.ng/2016/08/abuja-taxi-scam.html
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| Car Talk / Frsc Speed Limiter Is Not Only A Dumb Archaic Idea But A Rape Of 9ja Citizens by EmmyKween(f): 4:21pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Speeding is an age long problem in the world in general Many countries have long recognized the danger of speed and have used several method to develop means of tackling the issue of over-speeding. The recent call by the FRSC to impose a speed limiting device on commercial vehicle is not only disgusting but a tyrannical LAZY man approach to problem solving. Speed limit enforcement is an organized responsibility of a Body (FRSC in the case of Nigeria) aimed at checking that road vehicles are complying with the speed limit enforced on roads and highways. Methods used in most countries include roadside speed traps which are set up and operated by the police and automated roadside 'speed camera' systems which may incorporate the use of an automatic number plate recognition system. Before enforcing a speed limit, you must put in place specific Limits backed with signs installed at this locations reminding motorist of the appropriate speed for that location. Unfortunately this is hardly the case in Nigeria. The corps marshal of FRSC Dr. Oyeyemi claim Speed is the major cause of crashes in Nigeria with commercial vehicles accounting for 65 per cent of the crashes,’’. IF 65% OF Road Traffic Accident is caused by over speeding as claimed by FRSC, Installing the Speed Limiter in every commercial vehicle in Nigeria means the speed limiter will do 65% of the Job of Road safety official thus minimizing the need for the Road Safety Corp. To ensure Nigeria money is used efficiently, I will recommend 65% of the total workforce of Road safety sacked as the speed limiting device will conveniently do their job for them. The speed limiter is more like a Lazy man approach to problem solving, a rape to the common citizen and a tyrannical imposition on the poor masses in the face of dwindling economy. Nigerians shouldn’t just sit down and allow the Government and FRSC shove such nonsense in their throat. There is no statistically correct data to properly ascertain the major causes of accident in Nigeria. The assumption that speed is the major cause is a laughable hypothesis as FRSC cannot boost of such technology to ascertain such claims......................................................... #copied from http://puzziehil..com.ng/2016/08/frsc-speed-limiter-is-not-only-dumb.htm 1 Like
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| Romance / Re: Fake Gynecologist Busted By A Smart Lady On Social Media...ladies Shine Your Eye by EmmyKween(f): 6:37am On Aug 09, 2016 |
Freiden: There's hardly a difference between U and the Dumb self-acclaimed Dr. How can U be so sure it's because she saw a 'Dr' attached to his name that made her reply. That's some stereotypical prejudiced dumb way of reasoning Mr. Man Who's IceBreaker btw? Read between the lines Ogbeni... Btw just like any social media platform, there are normal descent girls on badoo. I'm sure it's your likes that go searching for Olosho on badoo  1 Like |
| Romance / Fake Gynecologist Busted By A Smart Lady On Social Media...ladies Shine Your Eye by EmmyKween(f): 7:12pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Ladies using social media need to be very careful else they fall for cheap lies from guys claiming to be big boys. Had a good laugh last night reading the conversation between a self-acclaimed Gynecologist and a very smart lady on a social media platform (Badoo). The fake Gynecologist with a Masters in Anatomy goes by the name Dr. Andy Ugo, a native of Imo State working at Garki Hospital and residing in Kubwa, FCT-Abuja. Read the screenshots of their conversation below; 1 Like 1 Share
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