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PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by emmyojiah(m): 10:31pm On Mar 07, 2016
please gurus I need ur help, my bbz30 keeps switching from speaker to earpiece and earpiece to speaker in quick succession even though I haven't plugged in an earpiece.
wen I try to listen to music or watch videos with the speaker, it keeps changing from speaker to
headphone mode. I have done all I know to do all to no
avail. Also during a call I tried changing it to speakerphone
and headset mode but neither worked and it just kept trying to go back to headphone. When I try to make a call, or play music I hear the headphones being plugged in and unplugged
over and over again,
please what should I do, thanks
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by emmyojiah(m): 8:11pm On Feb 20, 2016
please I need a response, my BlackBerry z30 screen got broken today, who knows how much I would get a new one, I stay close to abuja, thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience At A Church Today Almost Made Me Cry by emmyojiah(m): 4:51pm On Jan 10, 2016
Addicted2Women:
[size=16pt]Religion is fake.

Church is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Mohammed is fake.

Hell is fake.

Heaven is fake.

When was Jesus Christ born ??
Was there any camera during his existence ??

How do you come up with the picture of an insane man dressed in White and red robe, who was born 6 million years ago when there was no camera and tell me this is Jesus Christ.

Fucck out of here with that bullshit[/size]
when will u have sense

Christianity EtcRe: Prophetic Picture Of The 2016 By D.K OLUKOYA by emmyojiah(m): 9:27am On Jan 01, 2016
kestolove95:
Another comedy, christianity is a joke
God forgive this blinded fellow ,and give her grace to see ur glory.
Christianity EtcSunday Alarm, Preachers You Shouldn't Listen To Thier Teachings. by emmyojiah(op): 6:24am On Sep 27, 2015
just felt I should drop this for every one before we all go to church today, we should be careful who we listen to at this sensitive period, got this from a friend. God bless u all.

Preachers you must not believe their teachings.
1. Any preacher that does not believe in trinity(the father, son and holyspirit existence as one).
2. Any preacher that does not believe in the existence of the holyspirit and his works today.
3. Any preacher that does not believe in the second coming of christ.
4. Any preacher that does not believe or understand grace.
5. Any preacher that makes sinner out of you after every teaching and does not make you to know who God says you are.
6. Any preacher that is interested in the benefit he or she derives from you above your spiritual growth.
7. Any preacher that teaches the ordinances of the old testament especially the priesthood ordinances.
8. Any preacher that disprove ability of God to perform miracles through men today because they indirectly claim that jesus of yesterday is different from that of today.
9. Any preacher that claim to be ultimate custodian of God word and affirms he or she is the only one that teach the truth.
10. Any preacher that encourage grace as a license to sin rather than antidote to sin.
PhonesRe: Tecno P5 Discussion Thread by emmyojiah(m): 10:58pm On Aug 07, 2015
add me up to the group
08112857602
PhonesRe: About Leaving Your Smartphone To Charge Over-night by emmyojiah(m): 8:32am On Jul 25, 2015
I just damaged my cell battery, it's zaps down of recent
Jokes EtcRe: Wanna Make You Laugh/ Whatsapp Crack Your Ribs/ Drop Ur Number. by emmyojiah(m): 8:24pm On Jun 17, 2015
08112857602
Jokes Etc(photo) Take A Look At A Student's Definition Of Food Poisoning by emmyojiah(op): 9:46am On Jun 17, 2015
lmao, take a look at this student's definition of food poisoning.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Guilty Or Not? Top 10 Quotes You Never Realised Were Wrong by emmyojiah(op): 5:48pm On Jun 06, 2015
Babe2sure:
THE EVIL MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM:

OPINION: it does not only live after them, it lives with them sometimes.
hmmmm, thoughtful
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guilty Or Not? Top 10 Quotes You Never Realised Were Wrong by emmyojiah(op): 5:47pm On Jun 06, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
THE PATIENT DOG EATS THE FATTEST BONE: Not anymore.......The fastest dog gets both the meat and the bone.......The patient dog gets nothing. undecided

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT: What will stop me from eating my cake if I have it? Maybe pile sha oooo embarassed
Lol, very true
Nairaland GeneralGuilty Or Not? Top 10 Quotes You Never Realised Were Wrong by emmyojiah(op): 7:39pm On Jun 05, 2015
Nowadays, great or successful people come up with
quotes that either favours them,or quotes they don't
really understand, and we form the habit of believing
them, here are top ten accepted but not attested
quotes,
1; DELAY IS NOT DENIAL, -that's not true, some
delays are denials, for example, a young man believing
God for a car gets it by the age of 72, he won't
enjoy it, that's denial, or your dad buys u the toy u
asked for as a child at 23, what do u want to do with
it,?, MY OPINION,; some delays are denials.
2; SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE - nowadays,
if u are slow, no matter how steady you are, you will
lose the race, we are in a jet age, no time for
sluggishness. MY OPINION; it is better to be fast and
steady nowadays.
3; EVERY DISAPPOINTMENT IS A BLESSING -we
used to believe that as kids, it's a big lie,
disappointments can never be blessings, there must be
an error or mistake that caused it, MY OPINION;
behind every disappointment is a problem, either
spiritual or physical.
4; MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, -that quote is
an abuse to money, the root of all evil is the heart of
men, which produces jealousy, hatred, anger, e.t.c. if u
believe money is the root if all evil, I'll give u my
account number, send me all your money and let's stop
the spread of evil today, (Lol ), MY OPINION; money
is not the root of evil, the heart of men is.
5; THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN -when
will they be born if they have not arrived at this end
time, MY OPINION; the beautiful ones are here
already, you just have to look for them.
6; IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM,-why were
u against them if u know u will join them one day, MY
OPINION; if u can't beat them, either u leave them,
or u hire people to beat them, haha
7; DO YOUR BEST AND LEAVE THE REST -leave the
rest for who? Try that in an exam and u will fail
woefully, MY OPINION; do your best and attempt the
rest.
8; TOO MUCH OF EVERY THING IS BAD -that's a big
lie,..MY OPINION; bad things are bad, good things are
good.
9; NO PLACE LIKE HOME - I tell you, there are some
places you go to, and you wish, never to come back
home,.home is not in a place, but in a man, MY
OPINION; your heart is your home on earth, and
heaven is our final home
10; A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER, some
dudes will read this and be like, "thank God am not
forty yet, I still have time", sorry for you . MY
OPINION; u start being a fool when u have no regard
for yourself, or your future, simple, even if you are
fifteen, you can become a fool forever.
Alright, I will Stop here, feel free to add yours

Jokes EtcRe: Guilty Or Not? Top 10 Quotes You Never Realised Were Wrong by emmyojiah(op): 1:16pm On Jun 01, 2015
abi, thanks
Jokes EtcGuilty Or Not? Top 10 Quotes You Never Realised Were Wrong by emmyojiah(op): 11:13am On Jun 01, 2015
Nowadays, great or successful people come up with quotes that either favours them,or quotes they don't really understand, and we form the habit of believing them, here are top ten accepted but not attested quotes,
1; DELAY IS NOT DENIAL, -that's not true, some delays are denials, for example, a young man believing God for a car gets it by the age of 72, he won't enjoy it, that's denial, or your dad buys u the toy u asked for as a child at 23, what do u want to do with it,?, MY OPINION,; some delays are denials.
2; SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE - nowadays, if u are slow, no matter how steady you are, you will lose the race, we are in a jet age, no time for sluggishness. MY OPINION; it is better to be fast and steady nowadays.
3; EVERY DISAPPOINTMENT IS A BLESSING -we used to believe that as kids, it's a big lie, disappointments can never be blessings, there must be an error or mistake that caused it, MY OPINION; behind every disappointment is a problem, either spiritual or physical.
4; MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, -that quote is an abuse to money, the root of all evil is the heart of men, which produces jealousy, hatred, anger, e.t.c. if u believe money is the root if all evil, I'll give u my account number, send me all your money and let's stop the spread of evil today, (Lol ), MY OPINION; money is not the root of evil, the heart of men is.
5; THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN -when will they be born if they have not arrived at this end time, MY OPINION; the beautiful ones are here already, you just have to look for them.
6; IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM,-why were u against them if u know u will join them one day, MY OPINION; if u can't beat them, either u leave them, or u hire people to beat them, haha
7; DO YOUR BEST AND LEAVE THE REST -leave the rest for who? Try that in an exam and u will fail woefully, MY OPINION; do your best and attempt the rest.
8; TOO MUCH OF EVERY THING IS BAD -that's a big lie,..MY OPINION; bad things are bad, good things are good.
9; NO PLACE LIKE HOME - I tell you, there are some places you go to, and you wish, never to come back home,.home is not in a place, but in a man, MY OPINION; your heart is your home on earth, and heaven is our final home
10; A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER, some dudes will read this and be like, "thank God am not forty yet, I still have time", sorry for you . MY OPINION; u start being a fool when u have no regard for yourself, or your future, simple, even if you are fifteen, you can become a fool forever.

Alright, I will Stop here, feel free to add yours
SportsRe: My Arsenal Story by emmyojiah(op): 8:54pm On May 31, 2015
M4gunners:
True Arsenal fan.We are now back and better.
yes we are
SportsMy Arsenal Story by emmyojiah(op):
MY ARSENAL STORY

Alright, hi everyone, OK where should I start from,,,,,,
It no longer a new news that my dear arsenal won the f.a cup for a record 12th time, and a record 6th time for Prof arsene wenger, so I have come up with this series tilled My ARSENAL STORY, dedicated to every loyal arsenal fan, and every true lover of football, IT WON'T BE TOO LONG IF U LOVE FOOTBALL.

Alright, where did it all began, on the 16th of may, 2006, I was a little growing boy then, 11 years of age, I was daddy's little boy and mummy's dear child, I wasn't given freedom to roam around like other kids in our block, though I sneak out to play with the other children once in a while, I was seating in our couch, one evening watching my two big brothers, martins and Mathias, having their ears glued to the radio set, hot fm was the new hit station then, they were not listening to music, the were listening, to sports update, chatting as they did, I was bemused, and forced to ask what is champions league final, and who is Henry, Henry is an arsenal player, matins replied, and tomorrow is the champions league final, versus barca, I will take u to the viewing center and we will watch it together, my heart leaped with joy, I was going to watch a match at the viewing center for the first time, I did like football ball, but the thought of been among a host of crowd jumping and shouting made me happy, i couldn't wait, am going to watch the champions league final, I said that to every one I came across.
Finally, that moment came, on the 17th of may 2006, I was dressed up, as quickly as possible, and we were going to watch the match, "won't it be shown on t.v?" My dad asked my brother, "no, we prefer the viewing center dad, it's more fun and less boring", he replied, my final obstacle was defeated, and that was my dad, he wasn't going to stop me from, watching the match at the viewing center I happily thought, when we got there, the match began proper, the turn up was amazing, and I had to sit at the front to have a good view of the match, "who u go support" Mathias asked me, I took some seconds to think, then replied, the people wearing yellow and black, wetin be their name, I asked, Arsenal, the invisibles he replied, I did not wait to hear the other team's name, my heart went for arsenal, I felt a bond to the team, it was love at first sight, "I LIKE ARSENAL, I WILL SUPPORT ARSENAL I REPLIED"
Little did I know, that this was the beginning of heartbreak, passion, and joy, "me and Bro martins are arsenal fans too," my brother told me. I was happy, we are the arsenal family I said joyfully, the match began and arsenal scored the first goal, "GOAAALLLLLL" I jumped and screamed with my brother, (he lost his singing voice that day ), first half was through, one- nil, my choice payed of, I heard people saying gunners for life, "gunners 4 life," I shouted too, second half soon started, and on the 71th minute or so, eto'o scored, 83th minute, beleti scored too, full time, 2-1 to Barcelona, I was devastated, I felt for ARSENAL as if I knew them for years, we did not eat when we got home that day,sadness loomed over my heart. You are too young to support arsenal, a guy named chizuru told me, you are too young for hearbreaks, I will support them I replied. And from that day on, I started my arsenal journey which haven't ended, till now, I started my research, knew the the players and the coaches, and arsenal started flowing in my veins, I argued and defended them in school, at home, in church, in the field at the viewing center and every where else. Time and time passed on, we were playing good football, but no trophy to atone for it, trophyless club, people will call us, but I kept on proclaiming my allegiance, in arsene we trust, was the motto, we played another final in the carling cup against my dear enemy, Chelsea, and I really thought, we would win this time around, but drogba, arsenal's nightmare, came to their rescue, I remember it like it was yesterday, I cried, and refused to eat again, wenger should just go I thought, it's getting embarrassing, we kept on having the faith, no more points for argument, Chelsea and man united were on fire. Then won't forget the 2010/2011, match against the Almighty Barcelona. Arshavin scoring the screamer and killer goal for arsenal, that was the best arsenal goal of my life it ended 2-1 to arsenal, and I was in cloud nine that day, we eventually lost the second leg 3-1 with van persie sent of controversiallly.
That year, there was one last chance to salvage some pride, in the Carling cup final against the little relegated Birmingham who we beat twice in the league, I remember my friend Frank refusing to eat for till six pm for three days, "are you fasting" I asked yes, he replied, for what I asked, "am praying and fasting for arsenal to win the trophy he said, I was not surprised, as die hard fans we needed that trophy to shut some mouths, so I joined him, and we fasted and prayed,
FINALLY, THAT DAY CAME, and like the other times, I was sitting at the front again.........
TO BE CONTINUED

RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by emmyojiah(m): 1:05pm On May 22, 2015
I VOTE TOHPAHZ
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by emmyojiah(m): 1:26pm On May 19, 2015
I vote for TOPAHZ, CC; NLJEGA
Christianity EtcRe: Your Best Nigerian Preacher Of The Gospel? by emmyojiah(m): 1:50pm On May 17, 2015
APOSTLE JOHNSON SULEMAN, SIMPLY THE BEST..............
PoliticsRe: Meet The Family Of The #trekforgej Man. by emmyojiah(m): 6:10pm On May 10, 2015
he came to ofm auchi today, papa prayed for him e Don tey wey I make fp last, abeg make una pity me like my comment.
Christianity EtcMan Treking For GEJ, Branches Ofm Church And Asks For Prayers by emmyojiah(op): 1:56pm On May 10, 2015
I was was watching my father apostle Johnson suleman today on celebration tv when I saw Oladele John Nihi, the GEJ trekker in auchi omega fire ministry, he asked for strength and protection by GOD to complete his journey. he was prayed for by the oracle of GOD apst Johnson suleman, this man's trekking journey is true, onlike that first guy that flew to abuja,
DO NOT ASK ME FOR PICS CUS MY PHONE WAS SWITCH OFF WHEN I WAS WATCHING, BEFORE I COULD TAKE THE SHOT, THE CAMERA HAD CHANGED DIRECTION.
FamilyRe: Please Do This Before Wearing Your Shoes (Must See Pic) by emmyojiah(m): 9:19am On May 08, 2015
MAKE UNA VOTE ABEGGGGG

EducationRe: WAEC 2015 November/december GCE Application Has Commenced by emmyojiah(m): 5:28pm On May 07, 2015
can someone please tell me the cost of the form
PoliticsRe: Buhari Plans Mass Retirement Of Corrupt Military Leaders by emmyojiah(m): 11:03am On May 04, 2015
too much talk, wait til u assume office, and stop telling everyone ur plans
CelebritiesRe: Emma Nyra In Bikini [photo] by emmyojiah(m): 9:01am On Apr 29, 2015
I think nl should stop posting pictures, of this celebs, what does it change, we need reasonable feeds, not, Mr John ibu bikini body
PhonesRe: Come In For Important Android Free & Paid Apps® [Android Solutions Headquarter] by emmyojiah(m): 8:59am On Apr 28, 2015
08112857602 add me pleassssss
PhonesRe: Why Your Smart Phone May Be Your Enemy by emmyojiah(m): 6:50pm On Apr 26, 2015
op b like "phone kills ur time, what about all the time u spent writing this long article, was it not wasted ? huh
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by emmyojiah(m): 11:29pm On Apr 23, 2015
UnknownT:
He get twins? Cos all of them just dey d same height
Yes he's got two twins

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