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CrimeRe: Suspected Robber Given The Beating Of His Life In Bayelsa (Photos) by Emocruize(m): 5:05pm On Oct 19, 2021
Beat him very well
these people no dey allow person waka for even day time talkless of night.
PoliticsRe: Funny Road In The EAST Where Pedestrians Prefer To Walk In The Drainage System. by Emocruize(m): 5:02pm On Oct 19, 2021
When SEFOR do road water no dey ever flow for the gutter
EducationRe: University Fresher Lists Out Matriculation Bills To Her Father (Photo) by Emocruize(m): 4:57pm On Oct 19, 2021
GreenOris:
I am definitely calling the phone number below..
sharp guy
grin
Jokes EtcRe: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Emocruize(m): 10:45pm On Oct 18, 2021
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PetsRe: Help! I Am About To Give Up On This Puppy by Emocruize(m): 10:34pm On Oct 18, 2021
you know? these dogs behave like withcrafts sometimes

you might just come one day and see urine on your bed.

grin
akoniyong:
What I normally do is, before I feed my dog, I put her in a cage, give her food and at exactly 20 minute after, I withdraw both the plate and water. I wait for another 10 minute and when I go to pick her back to my room, she has already poo. She will not poo till the following day, she walks into my room as if she pays rent self
PetsRe: Help! I Am About To Give Up On This Puppy by Emocruize(m): 10:30pm On Oct 18, 2021
akoniyong:
What I normally do is, before I feed my dog, I put her in a cage, give her food and at exactly 20 minute after, I withdraw both the plate and water. I wait for another 10 minute and when I go to pick her back to my room, she has already poo. She will not poo till the following day, she walks into my room as if she pays rent self
EducationRe: How Can I Improve My Handwriting? by Emocruize(m): 10:20pm On Oct 18, 2021
grin grin

Your handwriting looks as if it wants to run from the book.

maybe you're writing too fast
CareerRe: University Of Oxford Congratulates DJ Cuppy In Her Post by Emocruize(m): 10:14pm On Oct 18, 2021
Chiefecho:
This is wat u ask for
I know u want to see the opinion of ur Nigerian brothers cheesy
lol

funny comments

twitterNG no dey ever dissapoints grin
RomanceRe: Am I Becoming A Simp And Being Friendzoned? by Emocruize(m): 10:08pm On Oct 18, 2021
Lol.
Nairalanders will always come for simps
BusinessRe: Nigerians Criticise CBN’s Reliance On Dangote Refinery To Fix Naira’s Free Fall by Emocruize(m): 9:58pm On Oct 18, 2021
And some people are saying the refinary will make things worst
EducationRe: How Can I Improve My Handwriting? by Emocruize(m): 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2021
lilvicky68:
Sample of the handwriting
una too dey like picture.
WHY?
EducationRe: How Can I Improve My Handwriting? by Emocruize(m): 9:54pm On Oct 18, 2021
Just keep on writing instead of pressing your phone..
make friends with your book and pen
RomanceRe: Naija Girls And Double Standards by Emocruize(m): 9:48pm On Oct 18, 2021
My lifestyle right now
You play with me, i play with You.
You help me, I help you
You mess with me, I give you times 2.
You no gimme face, I no give you face.
CareerRe: University Of Oxford Congratulates DJ Cuppy In Her Post by Emocruize(m): 9:42pm On Oct 18, 2021
I really wanted to see the full comment after the university of oxford's
PoliticsRe: No Country Like Nigeria by Emocruize(m): 9:39pm On Oct 18, 2021
My brother there is really no country like Nigeria

RomanceRe: What Is An Introvert? See 26 Fascinating Signs You’re An Introvert by Emocruize(m): 9:34pm On Oct 18, 2021
Op you no try
Anybody that can read this whole paragraphless write up should be arrested.
PetsRe: Help! I Am About To Give Up On This Puppy by Emocruize(m): 9:30pm On Oct 18, 2021
akoniyong:
You're wrong here sir.

Let em eat in a cage, then after some while bring em out. It's very simple sir
Yeah not a bad idea


hope you're living in your own compoud and will keep close watch on it cause i know what i'm saying
RomanceRe: Should I Confront Her Or Let Her Take All These Things? by Emocruize(m): 9:26pm On Oct 18, 2021
Omo i no fit laugh. and when she meet her people she will be like 'i bought these things myself.
they always want to exploit any small opportunity.
What did they tell you about Nigerian girls
PetsRe: Help! I Am About To Give Up On This Puppy by Emocruize(m): 9:16pm On Oct 18, 2021
Any thing concerning dog is very expensive

you should worry about the poop if it has traces of blood in it.

Op for now that puppy has to poop anywhere until it have sense
I never for once loved caging dogs cause i love them around me but caging it will go a long way solving many problems.
BusinessRe: See The Fifty Naira Trending Online by Emocruize(m): 7:48pm On Oct 18, 2021
vinceyinnovation:
What is Sapa?
i guess you're not in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Police Station In Bayelsa, Kill Policeman, Cart Away Ammunition by Emocruize(m): 7:25pm On Oct 18, 2021
2elliot:
Sure, I be full blooded ijaw, and besides I studied linguistics so it is easy for me. And you are welcome, brother. If you no mind I for like ask whether you are from an oil producing community? I am from one, and I planning something about host community matters.
Nope.
i'm not
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Police Station In Bayelsa, Kill Policeman, Cart Away Ammunition by Emocruize(m): 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2021
2elliot:
No, it is gbarain ijaw language. I am from gbarain kingdom under yenegoa l.g.a.
ok bro.
at least you can speak and write in your very language.

well i'm from southern ijaw
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Police Station In Bayelsa, Kill Policeman, Cart Away Ammunition by Emocruize(m): 7:13am On Oct 17, 2021
2elliot:
Lol. Guy, u no well I swear. So, after telling me I am not an izon tubou, now you are saying you don't understand the very izon(ijaw) language and place I said I am from. Funny u.
but wait o

what you wrote there, is it not Epie language
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Police Station In Bayelsa, Kill Policeman, Cart Away Ammunition by Emocruize(m): 12:34am On Oct 13, 2021
2elliot:
Abi, ini ungo di! Ari oborigha? Ari nomu yeingagha?
don't stress me
i don't understand any nigerian language
EducationRe: Super Tv Boss Murder : "I am not Guilty" - Chidinma (Photos) by Emocruize(m): 10:47pm On Oct 12, 2021
kageo:
she might not be guilty if you look at it the othercway
Lol

you better modify this comment before nairaland guys start coming for you
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Police Station In Bayelsa, Kill Policeman, Cart Away Ammunition by Emocruize(m): 10:37pm On Oct 12, 2021
2elliot:
Guy, we are all Biafrans. I am an ijaw from Bayelsa state, but I know that most of us could be traced to the great igbos. My great great grandmum is from Nsukka. And my family owns the largest land in our kingdom, which has one of the largest oil and gas reserves in Nigeria. Any time I am ready I will trace our family in Nsukka and host a very big party for homecoming.
taaahhhh

you're not an ijaw man

and bayelsa can never be part of biafra
EducationRe: Kenyan Secondary Student Dies During Fight Over A Woman by Emocruize(m): 1:22pm On Oct 12, 2021
I can never be this foolish.
Besides The future is what ........
huh huh
RomanceRe: Today Is The Gid Redpiller's Birthday - This Is A Photo Of Me. by Emocruize(m): 4:21pm On Oct 10, 2021
ahnie:
Lolz like seriously I was only joking with him sha.i never knew he took my comments like oxygen.i guess the gingsen roots I sent to him really got to him,but I was only trying to help out.
Seems he's new to nairaland grin grin.
One of my mods has taken care of him,he's gonna switch to his second monicker and quote my mention.


Back to you pls send a mail to me.
Happy Sunday.
so you're now running


thought you derive joy trolling people.
RomanceRe: Today Is The Gid Redpiller's Birthday - This Is A Photo Of Me. by Emocruize(m): 4:12pm On Oct 10, 2021
Trumann:
See this one. Low Sperm count. I laugh. I don't suffer from the same foolishness as the sterile monkey you call a husband.
I'm as fertile as a boar, with a capacity of producing high quality offspring. Not ugly things like you that look like mortuary signboard.

Only paupers and those from deprived backgrounds brag with food. Your entire capital is what some of us use buy airtime for staff.

You look like a dog. Send me your CV if you know how to bark let me put you at my gate.
Please it's ok

you can stop the vawlence


biko. Just pity her

PhonesRe: After Waiting For MTN Special Sunday Offer I Got This by Emocruize(m): 3:55pm On Oct 10, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
So I was the only one underrated cry
Lol.

you mean you're on #50 level?
RomanceRe: Why Is This Word Censored On Nairaland? by Emocruize(m): 1:40am On Oct 08, 2021
Just testing Nairaland
Nairaland GeneralRe: List Of Nairaland Censored Word by Emocruize(m): 1:34am On Oct 08, 2021
Oilsoup Bitch naked

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