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ItzSuperPuff:
[color=orchid]No,tygah boy,i just came 2 laugh at u done that
.....now I'm gone.Bye[/color]

Carry your wahala and go.

Fabulocity:
Reminds me of one guy on twitter who said that he loves stretch marks on a girl's ass because they perform the same function as rubber grips on a gun or something like that sha

Gun kwaa . On a serious note, Tiger marks are not as bad as many guys think it to be.

ItzSuperPuff:
[color=skyblue] haha
......boy u is a baby kitten .over here formin' tiger[/color]

Puffy

Am I supposed to start arguing with you now ? Not today *runsaway.

To Church.

Fabulocity:
Op needs to learn from you ... You know they're are sexy stretch marks and the ones wey be like tiger stripes.. which one you like

I am TYGAH na, so i like it Tiger stripped

Fabulocity:
Jesu!! . That's a first though. How come?

Lolz one word... Abnormal...

Fabulocity:
WHY?!

It turns me on *CoversFaceAndRunsAway

Fabulocity:
Who is teaching this one Igbo
Adim ofuma
But why you dey lie say you like stretch mark

Na Maxi1 12 ooh

Why would i lie na? Honestly i do, don't ask me why

Fabulocity:
Na so

Fabby . Ke kwanu?

Call me weird but i love stretch marks

Aniker:
Hahaha

Lol, enjoy your stay, dearie.

Splinz:
I've met you too... yeah...

You, you lie.

Aniker:
Okay, I already started thinking you wer someone,. My old buddie though

I just might be, you never can tell

Aniker:
Wait are you serious? Do you really know me, don't keep me bothered please just tell me.

I think i do, not sure though. Bothered? Awwn don't do that, i mean no harm dearie, i am just a mysterious stranger. I am sure our paths will cross again, soon.


Cheers, Stranger.

Aniker:
Yes sure.. Tell me

BTW I changed my picture today, I mean to a new one

Ermmm not now, later maybe. You might think me to be a weirdo if i tell you now.


Really? Wanna show me the previous picture ?


Where have you been all these while tho ? Why are you just joining nairaland? LOL.

Aniker:
Yes why

I have seen that picture before, from a very long time ago.


Wanna know where ?

Aniker:
No am female

Ohh it's chilled then, and i am guessing that's your picture too yeah ?

Maxi112:
let me keep calm for now, was late, don't have time for long typing... I will pass.


what's up with you na?

I bam jaare.

mofeoluwadassah:
Mtcheeeeew...............

Hadassah

Aniker:
Why yu calling me bros?

Are you not a "Bros" ?

QueenSuccubus:
Who? EmperorKross? The Only emperor of romance sextion


Hahaahahahah... He's hot but he has sooo many gf sha.. I don't want cat fights..

My queen

Maxi112:
buddy! who left your cage open?

IDD

You say ?

OgheneTegah ---> Tygah..

QueenSuccubus:


Now u bring it here on NL yet u doodle it... How can we text that GIGOLO boi if u covered his numba.. Abeg undo it.

Why text him when you have a gigolo right here

Tom and Jerry

Name - My name is KROSS and I am not a Gentleman

Age - 2_

Occupation - Student

Are you single, dating or married - Dating (serious one fah)

Those u like on Romance Section - If i start to type....

Those u dislike on Romance section - Errmmmm I no get strength to brawl tonight jaare

Those u find annoying - Honestly, i do not want wahala

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) - Ermmm none i guess

Those you follow and wish follows you back - I hate following people and i hate being followed, person no go fit chyke girl for old thread in peace

Why do you follow the people you follow - Because say dem follow me, or because say SHE fine

NLer that has sent u the most Pms - None

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. On all my monikers combined, 2 to 3 sha or none

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting - Them know themselves na

Which Romancelander is fake - Hahahaha *mute

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date - Henhen, now we are talking, ermmmmm, let me see, ermmmmmm Queensuccubs *straightface

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on - Ivyy na, I still dey find money for her bride price sef

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - She is a complete wife material, the material reach to sew jalabia for Ibrahimovic

Your favorite Romancelander(s) - Dem too musssssh, you are one of em, yes you

Your favorite mod - Mynd44 thousand

Funniest Romancelander(s) - E need make i answer ? Who no know say na Smellymouth na

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads - Explorer

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk - None jaare

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? - Errmmmmm I no even know sef

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours - Ermmm Lordscent

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life - hehehehe Itspuffpuff and itsquin, awon feminist of laive, i go woze una better slap

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with - Kilon jebe ?

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life - Them too musssh

NLer(S) you consider smart - Obiorathebully, Tsom and You.

NL member that tries too hard - Ermm can i talk ?

NLer(s) you find intriguing - Intriguing kwaa ?

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another Nler - Peppersoup logic, lol

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from - Sexkillz or Bbmpin, can't remember

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section - All feminists, Ki lon je feminist lodo emi Wazo, isokuso Mtcheew

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other - Who sef ? Na M start her moniker and e end with Y (haahaa, gotcha, dem be two wey you think of abi ? oya choose one for me, lol)

Who do u often agree with - Adaksbullet

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) - My sexy pal, Berlynn

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) - Hahahaha Myself, ohh Opposite sex ? Ermmm Make we ask Sweetjude, na hin get the list of all the ugly girls

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy - STFUareyouGod...Smellymouth / Onstelly...Bibijay

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) - Bbmpin..Sexkillz (dem too dey worry) // Dollyjoy (she might not be, but each time I check her profile picture, na over serious person i dey see)

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag - Mi o gboyinbo



E don finish be that ? Chaii.

Tiny23:
the one that sang Limpopo

Lol, you no like Durban.