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Romance / Re: Can Money Open The Leg Of All Girl's ??? by EmzyT(m): 8:17am On May 30
A friend of mine challenged me into sleeping with his fiance, he swore with his life that this girl wouldn't cheat.
We both placed a 300k bet each then I made my move.

I borrowed my uncle's expensive car and rented a very upscale apartment in ajah.
two months down the line I bleebed this girl and I even went as far as filming the whole encounter
And btw, I didn't even give this girl a penny o! I only appeared way richer and more educated than my friend and she fell hard!!!

Money and game can get you ANY woman!!
Women are very shallow when choosing a mate,They LOVE guys who are miles ahead of them classwise...even if the person in question is faking it.

That your guy never see anything, E dey trust woman grin So watin later happen? Him later marry her abi him dump her ass?

Celebrities / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: I Am The Most Handsome Actor Alive NO Arguments (photo) by EmzyT(m): 4:06pm On May 27

Music/Radio / Re: Why A Record Label Should Never Be Blamed For A Musician's Down Fall by EmzyT(m): 11:33pm On May 25
Reading it will cost you nothing. Remember, ignorance is not an excuse. Why not read and get enlighten.

I cannot can tongue


Music/Radio / Re: Why A Record Label Should Never Be Blamed For A Musician's Down Fall by EmzyT(m): 11:12pm On May 25
Na all these things I wan come dey read? Abegi sad


Romance / Re: Suggestion Of Movie Download Sites Pls by EmzyT(m): 10:48am On May 25
Just download "VIDMATE" from playstore, then search and Download any movie you want smiley
Romance / Re: University Fellas What Was It Like Sharing A Room? by EmzyT(m): 7:39pm On May 21

Currently sharing a room with a marijuana addict,

Dude approached me that he's looking for a roommate, he seemed too cool then I volunteered. Contributed money for the rooms decoration grin. My grandma died, had to go spend 2weeks+ at-home, came back and saw that this dude is living in our house with his girlfriend.

He has told her that he's the owner of the room that I am squatting grin jeez so how did I know, me and the so called girl got into an argument then I told her to leave that she's no more welcomed here, next thing I heard was this is my boyfriend's room and you're squatting so you leave angry

Ladies and gentlemen I confronted my roommate in front of his girl, he told me to my face that I'm the one squatting, I decided to pack my things before this Corona issues started.

Once school resumes I going to get my things, can't believe some guys can be this toxic.luckily for me I own 70% of the properties in the room.

I'll advise anybody it's better you stay alone, you don't have enough money then settle for less. If you must stay with somebody please don't be in a haste and choose wusely.

I swear na him make i decide to stay alone my guy, i no want stress for my life at all
Nairaland / General / Re: This Python Was Killed In My Compound Tonight by EmzyT(m): 6:55pm On May 21
If this thread makes front page....i will quit nairaland!!! undecided

Hope you've quitted already? Snake thread? U never see anything, na one way to Front page i swear grin

Romance / Re: The Main Reasons Why This Forum(nairaland) Is Amazing. by EmzyT(m): 8:17am On May 21
Someone said “At times" no bro, all of the times bro grin most especially when it comes to relationships, a guy seeking advice, you'll see things like:

1: Dump her, she doesn't love you
2: Once a cheat always a Cheat
3: She is getting it outside
4: It will end in nothing but premium tears grin

The way they'll make those Assertions, you'll think they are very close to the Couples/Family grin Guys here be cracking me up everyday, mehn i bless the day i discovered this Website cheesy

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by EmzyT(m): 9:46pm On May 19
Can we discuss privately through any means, I have something important to tell you.


Romance / Re: Say One Thing You Wish Could Happen? by EmzyT(m): 8:53pm On May 19
I just wish I can disappear and Become a Tree in Europe than to be a human being in Nigeria sad

Romance / Re: When Dating A Woman Who Is An Asset, You Get Texts Such As These!! by EmzyT(m): 8:50pm On May 19
For jus kuku say

90% of NIGERIAN girls Vs. 90% of foreign girls.

Romance / Re: Help With Relationship Advice by EmzyT(m): 8:38pm On May 19
"And she told me that if i love her that I should fight for the Love" chaii this sentence pain me enter bone, if I was the one she told this, she would've seen the processes involved in a Man turning from a Gentleman to a Beast angry

I'd rather fight for a plate of food in a wedding than fight my fellow man because of one bitch that wouldn't waste time to leave or cheat on me when she finds someone better sad Nonsense

Romance / Re: “nobody Finished Secondary School A Virgin” – Lady Says [video] by EmzyT(m): 8:32pm On May 19
Madam speak for yourself please sad
Romance / Re: Anita & Jide: Man Who Earns ₦15m Asks His Fiancee Who Earns ₦42m To Quit Her Job by EmzyT(m): 5:19pm On May 19
Ah ahn, this is not a big deal na, Jide abeg move your silly ass to Lagos jhoor.. Bank Job that is not even Consistent, you can just receive sack letter one morning without even doing anything sad
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Turned Down A Girls Proposal ? What Was Her Reaction? by EmzyT(m): 5:12pm On May 19
My brother, it always ends in Hatred, jealousy, painting you black around others and Malice grin I once turned one down recently and she blocked me on all social media she had me in.. I no blame her at all, if that's her own way of handling rejection and getting me off her mind, then Fine.. cool

them no dey fit handle rejection at all, they always think every guy wants them.. grin as if no be the same rejection wey we guys dey go through almost everyday cheesy


Romance / Re: A Secret Only A Few Know. by EmzyT(m): 4:51pm On May 19
I never knew that people were still making money online this period.
Last month, a friend sent a video that changed my life.
If you have a smartphone and an online connection, then this is for you. you can make $10, $15 to $20 every day.
I was here online begging for money last month due to the lockdown in ph but now am cashing out close to 100k.
I will post a link to a video on YouTube that helped me. I have been on nairaland for almost 3 years with this account. I just felt like posting this here to help someone here.
If you have watched it and tried it, feel free to ask any question. Wishing you guys the very best.


Abeg add me 08082130048
Crime / Re: An Evil Woman Named Mrs Nwobu Has Been Disgraced Today by EmzyT(m): 3:16pm On May 19
New meme be like: Eh ehn, is that so? Udonminit grin

Romance / Re: What Section Of Nairaland Have You Never Entered Since You Joined Nairaland by EmzyT(m): 2:56pm On May 19
Many oooo, i've only entered 3 since i joined back then smiley BUSINESS, CRIME and ROMANCE cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies How Many Men Have You Sleep With? by EmzyT(m): 9:35am On May 19

Exactly. The topic shd have been. How many men have you chop their money without seeing your pants. They would have responded well.

I swear my guy, you too get sense


Romance / Re: Ladies How Many Men Have You Sleep With? by EmzyT(m): 6:55am On May 19
OGA, this thread is useless, they'd rather die than tell a Faceless forum their Body count. U never know themcheesy

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Romance / Re: What Does My Girlfriend Mean When She Said This To Me? by EmzyT(m): 11:58am On May 18
Mr. Man, you're dealing with nothing but an Egoistic and Self-centered lady sad In Summary: she's telling you that one day, she would leave you for someone Else, She doesn't Love you as much as you Love her.. She's a priority in your life while you're only an OPTION sad
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Burns "Aza Man" With Hot Liquid From Burning Funnel (video) by EmzyT(m): 8:32pm On May 17
Oga if u collect money tell them na, u wan chop alone, who does that? Those boys no get joy ooo sad
Romance / Re: How I Was Toasted By My Female Bestie. by EmzyT(m): 3:40pm On May 17
So it is now a Crime for a girl to profess her love abi? sad


Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Molested Before? Share Your Experience(s) by EmzyT(m): 3:34pm On May 17
Romance / Re: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by EmzyT(m): 11:46am On May 17
She rub Koror koror for her Kpekus grin

Ntoor tongue cheesy

Crime / Re: Buccaneers Confraternity (The National Associations Of Sea Lords) by EmzyT(m): 10:42am On May 17
Free am na, na him life... Death wey dey kill dog no dey allow am hear the smell.. Leave am

In few months time, we will all read the news of ''How a Promising young guy was killed due to cultism" while Sipping Viju Milk

Leave am


Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Dumped You? by EmzyT(m): 1:16pm On May 11
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by EmzyT(m): 8:45pm On May 09
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Swears bro grin
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by EmzyT(m): 8:44pm On May 09

Who knows maybe we dated the same girl oo

Mad ooo cheesy grin

Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by EmzyT(m): 2:48pm On May 03
I would go to their House and help her with all her House Chores cry

I give her my last dime just for her to be happy angry

How far about the relationship now grin

Was claiming Virgin, and i was happy forming "A guy with a Virgin Babe, na me go break her" cool Little did i know that the girl has pacific Ocean under her leg...

Chaii, I don mumu for this life no be smallcheesy

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