[color=#000099][/color] You're a Nigerian man, and she knows what she's doing. Attempting to serve her a fake or original divorce papers is a double loss for you.

You know western laws empowers women and some take advantage of that to misbehave.

You will lose the right to your child and be spending money on a woman another man will be frolicking with.

So perish the idea of divorce.

Pretend all is fine, and suggest you both should visit Nigeria.

On arriving Nigeria take her straight to her family and tell her parent all her misdemeanors, including profiling your mum a witch.

Tell her she is staying back in Nigeria until she gets back her senses, leave her with your son and be sending allowances for your child's upkeep and education. If she eventually gets back to her senses, you take her back but if she still exhibit those tendencies, she might start seeing other men, then you will have a legal reason for divorce and no Nigerian law will compel you or take your asset and give to her by way of settlement.

May God give you wisdom and divine discernment.

Final score.

Chelsea FC 2-1 Villarreal CF