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Romance / Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Romancelanders by Enegod(m): 9:19pm On Jul 07, 2015
ronald4lif:


Ife na ato uto na egbu kwa egbu oo. Wetin wey dey sweet dey kill oo. But you talk true small sha, how can one be eating just okra, when there's egusi, okazi and oha. E no easy oo. grin
and ofe onugbo too grin I envy Solomon that had 700 wives and 300 concubines
Romance / Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Romancelanders by Enegod(m): 8:54pm On Jul 07, 2015
ronald4lif:


Bad guy. So you na hit and run ba?.
Some girls are crazy. They want to run your life if you get in a relationship with them not to mention that variety is the spice of life cheesy
Romance / Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Romancelanders by Enegod(m): 8:33pm On Jul 07, 2015
ronald4lif:


Na only you waka come?. Where your side chick MrsChima
her toto don expire. I'm Looking for another tight one to devour grin
Romance / Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Romancelanders by Enegod(m): 8:19pm On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
oya change ur sex to "f"... So ppo like enegod will chyke u..

ronald4lif:


Are you insinuating that Enegod is a homosexual?. lipsrsealed

Olisa ama nkwe ka udo di fa mee. Mbanu
undecided undecided

Romance / Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Enegod(m): 9:21am On Jul 07, 2015
Spybradd:


i luv short gurls too..


Pls enegod,kindly give me the link to get glu credits for d.day commando game.
U understand now.
Download glu editor-2.0 apk, install it... off ur data and run it like 3-5 times
Romance / Re: To The Ladies: How Do You Feel About Such A Friend? by Enegod(m): 9:13pm On Jul 06, 2015
misspeggy:
I have this friend, she is also my neighbour. When we got to know each other every well I realized she is very secretive and she love feeling like she is the only girl that have got good morals and maybe character there by making me feel irritated not only that, we were discussing about something when she just told she was a virgin without me asking o... I believed shaa and told one of my other friend who said it was a lie.. Now she has a bf whom I know she loves but stays in another state that's far from where she stays. She met the guy when she went for a holiday there. At times I won't be seeing her again when I ask her younger sisters they will tell me she traveled to the village and this has happened for like 2times and when I see her after like 2 weeks she will tell me the same thing. Oneday I took her phone and was looking at her pics when I saw this pics my "virgin" friend took with her bf inside his room so I now started feeling like mumu I said anyway is not my business.. So I now asked my self how can a lady go and stay with a guy for 2 weeks and with out doing the "thing"? and she will her open mouth I tell me she is a virgin when I no ask am o.. It happened again last week.... Now I see her as a liar I don't believe whatever it is she tells me even though there might be kinda truths in them.. So ladies I wanted to know if you have such a friend and her you feel about them.
angry
Romance / Re: Confused by Enegod(m): 8:46pm On Jul 06, 2015
Aipete2:
There is a problem in my room now and don't know how to settle it. One of my roommates brought her boyfriend sometimes ago n that very day the guy made one of my rummies his school daughter, something like two weeks ago the guy and the lady started quarrelling jez because of my rummie that was made a school daughter. They're not in talking mood since then and i wish to settle, but what am thinking is that the guy is dating the two of them.

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Romance / Re: US Man Applies To Marry A Second Wife Following Legalization Of Gay Marriage by Enegod(m): 10:40am On Jul 04, 2015
cool cool
Romance / Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Enegod(m): 4:50pm On Jul 03, 2015
sandrahnaub:
I'm short tongue
how many inches above soil level are you?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Govt. Created 469,070 Jobs In 2015 Before Leaving Office – NBS by Enegod(m): 9:17am On Jul 03, 2015
Noble11:
Keep looking for it under your girlfriend's Pant.. SMH!
grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:38pm On Jul 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin grin grin grin ayaf died
*gives him 2 shots of ogogoro grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:36pm On Jul 02, 2015
Luedave:
u got my support bro
grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:35pm On Jul 02, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

It's way past your bed time.. Oya, go to bed embarassed embarassed..
ayam waiting for you on top bed cheesy

My gun is heavily loaded cheesy
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:32pm On Jul 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
Even I'm starved I still wouldn't hump that half ass of yours ma'am ,now back off and go get too serious with ya toy at home. angry angry

Just dey form seriousness for njakiri thread....mtcheeew .\
If I slap you eh, your nippple go sing like Timaya. grin grin grin
grin

Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:29pm On Jul 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
We don't care o grin grin
sandrannna fit be misssclassy grin

You know, she is suffering from Multiple personality disorder grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:26pm On Jul 02, 2015
CHM11:

Haba bro...na Quadrant for ecological studies?
abeg I didn't pass Biology.

I no understand wetin you dey talk grin grin

Sleekyshuga:

undecided undecided undecided I'm not as tall as an Iroko, neither as short as a pineapple cheesy..
maybe you are as tall as a YAM grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:02pm On Jul 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin grin grin grin

You dey monitor me for this forum? angry

Come and see what ayam seeing o grin
ayam seeing it...i don send 5 PMs already grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 11:00pm On Jul 02, 2015
CHM11:


This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!
maybe she is one inch above soil level grin
Romance / Re: Contest: The Guy With The Finest picture will go on a date with sandrannna by Enegod(m): 10:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
Na for this thread I go sleep today until my people and Enegod my neighbor come drag me commot. smiley
Wallahitallahi!!!

Bros abeg drop me here... easy free punny don land grin

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Introvert Guys Make The BEST Boyfriends by Enegod(m): 7:40pm On Jul 02, 2015
Isaacmacdon:
Introverts might need a little assistance from you, though.You might need to actually approach shy menand make it easier for them to connect with you. It’s worth it, because successful introverts have exactly what women are hungering for.When you accept the hidden treasure in your introverted boyfriend, you can maximize the connection by boosting his natural strengths. Here are five reasons why introverts make great boyfriends:

1. They Listen More Than They Talk.Introverted lovers think before they speak. It’s natural for them to consider all options before they respond. Some women get frustrated or hurry over the silence. It’s superimportant to remember that introverts process information by listening and not talking. You may need time to get used to your introverted lover’s pace.An introvert’s natural calm doesn’t mean he doesn’t care, though. In fact, the strongest person in the room is often the quietest. Because an introvert doesn’t waste words, he says only what he means. We love when a man listens AND hears what we say.

Girlfriend Tip: Ask your introvert when his best time to talk is. (Some guys are better in the morning over coffee, others at the end of the day.) Plan a chat time that’s good for bothof you and put a limit on it. A 20-minute chat over coffee gives your guy the assurance that you will cut to the chase and cover the basics of whatever is going on. Be sure to leave him plenty of time to respond to a question. Onceyou ask something, do not speak until he answers. (But that’s easier said than done.)

2. They Like Deep Issues.Introverts tend to enjoy meaningful conversations. Superficial chatting isn’t really on their menu — they tend to ask great questions and really tune in to the answers. Once a chatty woman decides she can settle down and show her real self to this man, she can build a deep connection with him. Introverts really do want to know what a woman is thinking and how they can support her.

Girlfriend Tip: Pay attention to the things that fascinate your introvert. He may have political, technical or financial interests. Ask sincere questions about something he’s interested in. Show interest in what attracts him to his passions. Again, if it takes him time to formulate his answer, wait. The best gift you can give him is time to process your question.

3. They Are Experts At Staying Calm..Introverted lovers are low-key. During stressful times, they project a reassuring, calm confidence. It’s natural for an introvert to speak slowly and softly to make a point. They prepare for confrontations and may even rehearse before talking to their partner. A mature introvert may also coach himself internally by dismissing negative thoughts. Able to see the big picture because of standing back and observing, an introverted lover projects security — and that’s sexy.

Girlfriend Tip: Compliment your introvert on his calm nature. Affirm that you feel safe and comfortable because of it. His emotions may not go to the extremes of the spectrum, and he’s probably had someone call him boring. Assure him that his steady nature is very soul-soothing. Value his quiet nature, and he will thrive when he’s with you.

4. They Prefer Texting To Talking..Introverts text more than they talk. Introvertsare sometimes very happy barely even speaking after work. If he has a job where he interacts with people all day, he’s probably drained when he gets home. It’s way easier for him to text you a cute flirty text than to talk on the phone. One couple I know uses a shared journal kept on the living room table. Each member of the couple writes what they appreciate about the other as a daily practice.Their evenings are quiet because they agree to spend time together without speaking. I love when my guy texts me from the other room. Romantic texts are always sexy.

Girlfriend Tip: Set some parameters with yourtext expectations —some introverts feel overwhelmed by a lot of texting. Try to mimic your guy’s ideal texting length and frequency. Be sure to respond right away when he texts you (no games). Be fun and playful. It may surprise you that your introvert is a bit more flirty and light-hearted than you expected through text. Be sure to praise him for how fun he is! It’s a real heart opener for an introverted guy.

5. They Love Their Alone Time..Introverts find that spending time alone is energizing. Being with a high energy girl is exhausting for them. If you have a heavy social schedule, he may need to withdraw to recharge. Part of what makes an introvert such a great partner is his tendency to respond instead of react. When he withdrawsto process something, it’s a good thing. A confident introverted lover knows he needs alone time. He understands what he needs and communicates it clearly and consistently with his partner. When you adjust to his needs for alone time, he will thrive and you will benefit from his recharge time.

Girlfriend Tip: Whatever you can do to help your introvert take his alone time when needed will really pay off. Many women are insecure and feel abandoned when a man goes dark for a few hours. But let him rest and recharge. If his downtime habits take more time than you’re comfortable with — like an 8 hour video game marathon — see#1 and plan a time to talk about your needs.

If you’ve been struggling to find a great guy, I promise you that introverts are much HOTTER than you know...
undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Leave Their Pants In Their Man's House? by Enegod(m): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2015
Women leave stuff behind to have an excuse to come back for more pounding! undecided
Men never leave anything because we won't get it back! undecided

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Romance / Re: Smart Girls That Get The Guys, Things They Do Differently by Enegod(m): 11:39am On Jul 02, 2015
farano:
Na u get your mouth tongue
we are happy for you! wink
Romance / Re: About Honesty To A Woman by Enegod(m): 11:15am On Jul 02, 2015
If you want a "little Advise" or Advice(Try Spell Check! undecided), I would say ask yourself what you would like? undecided
How would you like to be treated? Then just do the same with the Ladies!! undecided
Romance / Re: Smart Girls That Get The Guys, Things They Do Differently by Enegod(m): 10:20am On Jul 02, 2015
Farano is hitting top form gradually cool
Romance / Re: The Sex Story... by Enegod(m): 5:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Nigerian Women Prefer Ghana Men by Enegod(m): 5:35pm On Jul 01, 2015
debolly:
I'm a Nigerian woman & I don't like Ghana men.

ammyluv2002:
Ghana men to Nigeria guys? Not on this planet angry grin

zealot4me:
Those are not good reasons to love Ghanaian men
our ladies have said it all! cool

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Romance / Re: Farting In Love Relationships, Marriage..... by Enegod(m): 5:26pm On Jul 01, 2015
what are you feeding that poor girl!
Romance / Re: An Igbo Guy Apologises To Me On Facebook by Enegod(m): 1:27pm On Jul 01, 2015
onila:
cry

I was surprised when I saw the inbox message yesterday

I have been through so much
I have been extremely bullied by Ghanaians, Yoruba girls, Igbo men and Kenyans in real life
the way I have been bullied in the past, I began to question my faith with ...
and decided to rededicate my life to God few months ago, to find out whats wrong with me

this guy insulted me publicly on facebook in front of everyone
never confronted him abt it because I didn't know if I was right or wrong

but 2 years ago, I was so bitter
and decided to diss him and his whole family . .and also removed him from my facebook
cldnt take it anymore


recently he sent me a lovely message
telling me his sorry and how he used to be unnecessarily loud mouthed and outspoken before

although I will never reply him
I am just grateful someone among all the pple that have hurt me in the past
has apologised to me

very good for my spirit and healthy for me
this is one step for my healing process

to be continued. . .

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Enegod(m): 12:46pm On Jul 01, 2015
Omotayor123:
Dear Ishilove..

Since I don't want to create unnecessary thread. I think this's the right place to ask you my personal question.

pls. why is it that likes at my profile picture get decreased day by day...

I have been noticing for a while. But between yesterday & Today 4likes was deducted.


Any reason(s) for that?
Maybe the four people that liked you picture saw your tribal marks and decided to take their likes back grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Turn: Post A Picture Of Ursef, Let's See How Beautiful U R. by Enegod(m): 8:13am On Jul 01, 2015
95% of Nairaland girls are fvcking ugly without makeup.


spreads mat waiting to see ugly faces! undecided

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