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I'm so happy today, man urinated fans were laughing at arsenal yesterday when they were playing 2:2 with le,

.op.what about Benue state ?

.rubbish later

.there's nothing like miracle, miracle doesn't exist, all the miracles in the Bible are all fake.

EagleMenage:
Hello Nairaland,


I have a serious confession to make and this has been killing me emotionally and I can’t keep it anymore.

It all started at age 14, I happen to be the only male child and seeing myself among my sisters I started developing a kind of strange affection for them which is really strange and evil.
My sisters are really beautiful indeed to be honest.

I share room with my elder sister, and there was this night I woke up and realized she was on a phone call with her boyfriend and at the same time using her fingers to play with her vagina, but when I saw her she tried to get my attention to have sex with her but I refused.


Honestly the next day I didn’t inform any of my parents about this and I kept it confidential.

I thought that’s all, but afterwards, whenever am alone then I feel like having sex, I’ll become Hot to the extent that, I easily get moody after some few minutes without satisfying myself.

It went on and on until one day I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to take my elder sister panties and wrapped it round my penis, and this is where it all started, unfortunately I had this idea from no where that I can use that as a means of satisfying myself without any girl.

From the beginning it feels good to me and honestly I was enjoying it, gradually I improved on it.


This is the journey to my addiction…..I started Masturbating with ladies pants everyday at any little opportunity I get.

I can masturbate more than 5 times in a day.

Am an introvert so this really hunt me more and more. It got to a time I feel within myself that it’s evil but I couldn’t talk to anybody about it because I was afraid even my parent couldn’t like me again so I kept it on the low.

I did everything possible to stop this addiction but all failed.

Sometimes I feel a strong energy around me, mostly when am alone and that’s the exact time I’ll start thinking about woman, and this caused me to love porn.


Honestly this hunts me amicably so I decided to have a girlfriend at age 18yrs thinking that will rather help me stop masturbating but it became worst, I even ended up being a womanizer, chasing girls everywhere.

Truth be told, my worst enemy now is Masturbation, I am 28yrs now with a woman and two handsome boys but ridiculously, I still masturbate, it’s eating me up and am getting depressed over this addiction.

Masturbation is reducing me, both physical and spiritually, I feel drained.

Everything is shutting down on me, and I have no one to talk to about this, am really scared my wife will get to know about this and right now things are getting out of hand.

Am facing a lot of trauma, my business isn’t moving anymore and I can’t stop Masturbating.

I can be having sex with my wife and still be masturbating.

This have caused me to have no limit over my sexual life, and whenever am having sex, I feel an extra energy within me that makes me sex for so long without getting tired.


It’s killing me slowly within, right now I’ve developed a waist problem and I don’t know the next damage this will cause me again.


Please everyone here, am pleading you all to help me with a solution, I need help to overcome this, I’ve confessed this to several pastors but couldn’t get any solution……

Please nairalanders, help me.

Op,there's nothing wrong with masturbation ,all you need to do is ,just try to limit it to at least once in a day,them you are good to go,don't let anybody deceive you.masturbation has been helping the sons of men since from the day of Adam and eve,in fact even Jesus basturbate when he was on earth then who are u to say masturbation is bad ?

REASONS MANY RICH DON'T GO TO CHURCH AS OFTEN:

One of the major reasons rich people hardly go to church in a year is because the message preached by most churches is designed for the poor, not for them.
Imagine Dangote sitting in a church and pastor is saying
“Place your hand on your chest, repeat after me, my father my father, any old woman from father’s side, from my mother’s side, that is holding my success, fayayayaya fire fire fire 🔥🔥🔥.”

Or

‘There is someone here, I see a goat🐐, can I prophesy? I see a goat🐐🐐 buried in your compound, and that goat has tied your destiny. Repeat after me, any goat, buried in my village, to spoil my destiny, fayayayaya🔥🔥🔥🔥 ‘

Or

“There are some graces in life that will cause your helper to locate you. Someone you don’t even know will walk up to you and dash you 2 million😂”

Or

‘You cannot prosper in life if you don’t pay tithe. If you don’t pay tithe, your life will be tight. Your seed is what opens doors for you, give an offering to avoid suffering. Everybody pour the olive oil you brought on your head, Let us pray for open doors…”

Or

“Your mother-in-law used your children’s destiny, that's why they can’t pass exams in school. You need deliverance, I see a spiritual husband inside you with spiritual children going to school, that’s why you can’t succeed.”

See, the moment you adopt a billionaire’s mindset, you will begin to see how backward the messages most churches preach are, so it will be really hard for the people like that to relate, we are just lacking behind everyday in the name of prosperity messages in our churches,
Please you're free to correct me with your own facts, it's a free world and we learn everyday,

*_DIRTY POLITICS OF PETROL._*
*_DONT BE FOOLED!_*

1. *Oct 2022* ```NNPC bought Oando filling stations and assets for USD324m.```

2. *August 2024* ```NNPC Retail Ltd, dissolves itself and hands over itself to OVH, owners of Oando.```

3. *September 2024* ```NNPC is the sole buyer of Dangote Petrol.```

4. ```Who's the buyer? NNPC Retail.```

5. ```Who is NNPC Retail? Oando.```

6. ```Oando owned by Tinubu, will decide how much we pay for Dangote petrol.```

WINNERS
1. ```Minister of petroleum - TINUBU.```
2. ```Owner of Oando - TINUBU.```
3. ```Owner of Agip - TINUBU.```

LOSERS
1. Nigerians
2. Nigeria.

Charmingrascal:
I think some of their testimonies happen when they are sleeping, they happen in their dreams.

Like the one that collected gun from armed robbers, the Church has clarified that it is a dream.

I guess the lion rider too was dreaming.

Defending rubbish, when did people begin the tell their dream in church as testimony ?

Why didn't the people who tell their useless dream in church start by saying they had a dream ?

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Righteousness2:

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You done book space no come the talk anyhow here oo.

When i watch some of these testimonies, i can’t help but laugh because that’s exactly the kind of thing their members love to hear. It’s mind boggling that such absurdities can only thrive in a country with a broken system. The lack of critical thinking in Nigeria is evident in these so called testimonies. What’s more disturbing is that these stories reflect who we are as a people the way we operate, the things we accept, everything about it feels abnormal.

The most frustrating part is that we have educated people doctor, professors, engineers, lawyers sitting there and taking this nonsense seriously. You start to wonder how a country can develop when millions of its citizens are caught up in this irrationality. Religion, instead of being a force for good, has become a tool of manipulation, holding us back from progress. The damage is profound, and it’s no surprise that, in such an environment, real development becomes nearly impossible when critical thinking is sacrificed at the altar of blind faith.😂

He even raised a stranger via phone call sef

So where is the God of chosen? Two burials and no single testimony of healing in the family? Dey play! This God they claim saving members from death daily?

Religion have don more harm than good in Africa

Pastor Lazarus Muoka buried his two Wives and could not heal them from their sicknesses.
Yet he has been raising people for the dead.🙄

Yes we know everyone must die but the kind of testimonies Lord's Chosen Members give shows that they can never die. One said she collected AK 47 from Armed Robbers while the other said a Lion carried him on it's back. 🤣🤣

To make matters worse Pastor Lazarus only invited Billionaires to the Funeral. The same people he named Worldly and Sinful. But those who have been swimming inside poto-poto couldn't even come close to the burial ground.

The man never said so.

Hello Nigerians, I have heard your cries from heaven. And looking through the sky I can see how you guys are struggling to survive.

Please am busy with my chosen people called the Israelites. There is a serious war going on there.

You all know that am God of Israel and Jesus only came to save the lost sheep of Israel 🇮🇱.

Don’t you guys read and understand simple English from my coordinator King James?
And how long will you guys keep praying without getting an answer? Isn’t that a sign or dumbness* ?

Thou says tha God of Israel 🇮🇱

. Very ugly girl.

Do you know that the Almighty spaghetti monster created the Jehovah God of Israel,I mean, the God of Abraham, isaac and Jacob ?

Have u wonder how God came into existence ?
The Almighty spaghetti monster is the creator of God the Jehovah.

And u know what u are saying.

obonujoker:
You are saying what you don't know.

Repent from your sins by coming to the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the whole world

sunnymighty:
Young man, be careful of what comes out from your mouth.You can worship whatever you believe in peace without blasphemy.

Shot up if u don't have any reasonable things to say.

See una useless Jesus of many versions here
Idiot that couldn't save himself and died at 33 is promising you eternal life after death and long life here, eti ya werey.

Pastors in the house come let's discuss theoretical school of thought, theology and pragmatic Spirituality.
Let me teach you how plageriasm can never be Originality.
You guys can't be teaching nonsense and dragging our people back to darkness when the universe is raising people like us to bring them into light out of your shitholes.

I am still wondering how a God who is supposed to love his creations unconditionally would create hell simply because of the sin he created himself. Hell ain't real. Wake up from your imaginations 🤔😡 God must be joke 😡😡🤔

Lol 😂😂😂
If Pope can't heal himself.
Who goes other small small pastors?😂

I've stated it clearly that the Pope will remain in that UGLY SITUATION because he have contributed MASSIVELY to the deception, brainwashing and enormous death of many Africans; i also said that if there's power in a rosery, chaplet, and other nonsense they practice in their slave centre ( churches/parish), what stop him from being healed?

May his situation NOT serve as a warning to others.

Chris Oyakilome, Eneche Paul, Ebuka Obi come and heal this Pope and many traditionalists with return to your powerless religion, we are tired of the audio healings of people that are unknown lifting wheelchairs and new clutches everytime.

I put it unto you guys

I will go to hell, because I did not accept the God of the Jews. I will go to hell, because I have rejected Jesus. I will go to Hell again, because I did not follow Mohammed. I don't know how it will work out for me. .Either they will agree (which has never happened) to rule on my case and give me a joint sentence Either I will serve my sentence in the 3 different hells. But as my ancestors taught me to tame the fire, I wait. Calm, I am happy to go and live with my family.

But the reality is ,hellfire or heaven doesn't exist.

God or Satan doesn't exist, there's no reliable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.

Michael547:
Where did you get this information from?

is common sense.

While our resting body relaxing, religious folks saying our soul temporarily separate away from our body...is it true? Or just a fiction...🤔

Christian or Muslim in the house what do u have to say ?

we don't go anywhere,to fall asleep is simple resting,certain portion of our brain shut down temporarily and the other doesn't shut down ensuring that our vital organs keep working

To start with, there is a need to demarcate a clearcut difference between the two "we"

The former "we" refers to the form and structure (physical body) while the latter "we" refers to the abstract self (metaphysical properties)

So, while the former "we" go to sleep, the latter "we" does not. The mind is at work even when the physical body is asleep that is why we dream and even urinate on the bed. When the body is asleep the soul and the mind wander about involuntarily.

WHY DID GOD CREATE THE DEVIL?

To leave religion, the only thing one needs to do is THINK. Critical thinking will unravel what your religious guides call mysteries.

There are no mysteries in religion. The only reason they call absurd tales mysteries is because they do not make any sense.

Let us examine God and the Devil. Every thinking being knows that if there be an omniscient God, who is loving and caring, there won't be a Devil.

It is alleged that God created Lucifer, the angel of Light, who rebelled in heaven and was thrown down to earth to torment man.

The big question is: why should a good God, an all-knowing God, a caring God, create the Devil?

If God knew that the Devil would turn out to be a rebel, and still went on to create him, God is malevolent and unworthy of worship.

If God didn't know that the Devil would turn out to be a deceiver and went on to create him, God could be forgiven but it shows that God is not omniscient.

I have examined the rationale behind the creation of the Devil and it appears to me to be the most stupid, useless, heartless, inhuman invention of religion.

The creation of the Devil by God, according to religious people, shows the mysterious ways of God. For my part, it is one of the most puerile thoughts that ever entered the brain of men.

It is an insult to a God, if there be one. It is not a mystery.

It is perfectly invented to deceive the gullible and to hoodwink the unthinking.

No father would create a monster for his children. No father will put a snake in the midst of his children and allow the snake to kill them.

Any father who does that is a monster that deserves execration.

If a father could not by any means give his children something as dangerous as a snake, why should an omniscient God create the Devil to torment His children?

Who can give me one reason why a good and omniscient God should create the Devil?

What was His purpose? To make the Devil deceive man so that He will have the opportunity and pleasure of burning them forever?

Why did God create the Devil?

Why is it that God cannot do without the Devil?

If the Devil should suddenly die, would God create another?

Does it take anything but common sense to know that the Devil is an invention of religion?

Does it take anything to know that no God has ever saved a starving child, a drowning man, a girl on the verge of rape?

Where man has been succored, has it not always been the work of another man?

Of what use have the Gods been to man?

Who will tell me one thing God has done to stop murder, kidnapping, rape, arson, etc?

Who will give me a reason why worshippers would be mercilessly butchered inside the church by bandits while God watched and did absolutely nothing?

If a God cannot save man in distress and trouble, why should He be worshipped?

Again, why did a good God create the Devil? And then killed his innocent son to save us from sin and leave devil alive the supposed origin of sin? If you believe the Bible stories the picture below describes you