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In Nigeria today, most of the banks we have are very slow in their service, customers would have to wait on the queue for many minutes before they could be attended to.


Now I have devised four funny ways in which you can get answered to on time,believe me,noone would fight or argue with you when the bank cashiers are attending to you ,even if you are the last person on the queue..let's get to it already..

1.Get a Baby!!(lol,not for men though)yea,I am not telling you girls to go and get pregnant oo...just carry the baby of ur neighbour(tell d mother you are going to d bank !!don't let them lynch you ooo!!)when you get inside the bank,fill ur teller,go on the queue and pinch d good baby,when the cry of the baby rings the air..everybody on the teller would be pleading with the cashier to attend to you,(don't forget to buy biscuits for the cool baby oo)

2.Fall down and Faint!!(yes..men this is where you come in..its simple,stay on the queue and just fall down and close your eyes!!and make it some 2 minutes before you open your eyesviola!!you are a celebrity!!anytime you enter the bank,you will be answered to immediately (just pray your neighbour, abi your gf/bf no dey in the bank that day you fall oo)

3.ACT CRAZY LIKE TERRY G..if you don't know how to craze..abeg don't use weed oo..just take dry pepper with you and put it in ur bums..am telling you the craze that will be emanating from you will make headlines...(Lol)

4.Blow Grammars out of proportion: You don't need a dictionary, just go to Patrick Obahiagbon's social media handles,You will find your tools there..When you enter the bank, cooly fill your tellers, nope don't stay on the queue, just walk straight to the cashier....and BLOW YOUR GRAMMARS.

LOL!!! Oya join yours if you have!!!

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Hello Nairalanders,
Pls help am confuse i have actually been writing jamb for the 6years.
My last Jamb in 2015 score was 190 and now have been offered free admission into unimaduguri to study the course of my choice despite i didn't put the school among my choice of institution.
PLS HELP WHAT SHOULD I DO, AM SCARED OF BOKO BOMB

Hello Nairalanders,
I am about entering the University and i fear that i might run mad because i like reading. I have heard so many times that students got mad because of too much/excessive reading. I would like to know your opinion on this

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God of Mercy, i saw this photo on the internet, i dont know how true this is. Please Nairalanders help me out, Is wizkid a gay too?

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