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femi4:
can't be unlock

esoboy875:
Ar u sure it is all d dept dat wil write d entrance exam?

esoboy875:
Gud mornin dis mornin guys, wen wil one b xpecting admission list for dose dat applied for post graduate studies in ABU. Tnks

femi4:
yes

femi4:
You need to get one of Visafone’s blackberry phone. Make sure to have a minimum balance of N1000 on the sim and send BBCM to 6000.

I learnt that the phone is very scarce now

femi4:
44411092

bigfrancis21:
Good evening. Could you please forward the materials to me? Beaudefrax@yahoo.co.uk.

I have a Dragnet exam coming up soon. Thanks a bunch.

bigfrancis21:
Good evening. Could you please forward the materials to me? Beaudefrax@yahoo.co.uk.

I have a Dragnet exam coming up soon. Thanks a bunch.

Akinsola30:
thanx a lot 4 your help brother rili appreciated

Mystic1:
I go report you give Amadioha ooo. Waka go front now ooo.

Mystic1:
Weyrey! If i write book about this thing now and i come nairaland say make una buy, shebi you go dey among the people wey go abuse me? I dey give am free of charge now and you still dey abuse me. I go wozz you ooo. LOL

Mystic1:
Op i know you are a small boy and you need somebody to spoon feed you(tell you all what you need to say), but i go still teach you.
This one is for Person wey you just jam for road
You: Hi excuse me.
She: faces you/ says hi too.
You: uhmm, My name is Fo.ol and you are?
She: i am Tayo/ okay fool how may i help you?
You: Uhm, i was actually rushing down the street when you caught my attention, i just decided to come get it back from you.
She: giggles, funny you / bones face.
You: if she bones face, just say.. Ewww, your IQ is so low it can't even take a joke and zoom off before slap wey heavy pass thor hammer locates you.
You: But if she giggles or smiles, then proceed to
You: (if she told you her name is Tayo earlier), So Tayo, is it Omotayo or Oluwatayo(say sumtin even if it doesn't make sense, but don't be stupid)
Her: lol! Its omotayo ooo.
You: but if she didn't tell you her name earlier, you can now ask her. So will you tell me your name now or do i need to write an application letter? Before she replys, say wait lemme guess!! Mmmmmm your name is Funke. The magic here is, you must, i repeat you must make sure you get the name wrong. The reason for guessing is not to prove how smart you are or how brilliant you are, its to get her in a tight corner and force the name out without her knowing.
Her: lol! My name is not funke ooo, its Tayo.
But if she told you here name earlier but you still wanna use my guessing game to prolong convo, you can use the guess thing later and ask if shes first or last born, or her birth month(not birthday ooo/ unless u wan fall maga because she go tell you say na tomorrow or next tomorrow or next week.)
(lemme teach you how to frame those guessing question becos i know say you be mumu)
You: wait lemme guess something about you.
Her: what?
You: you are the last born.
Or you were born in april(because you resemble fool)
if you got the guessing, exclaim!!! Yess!!! I thought i lost my guessing mojo, i'm a good guesser oo.
If you got it wrong, fane sad face and say, ohh God!! I thought i already had the worst day after guessing my last test answers wrongly, now this!! I think i should give up on guessing now.

N.B: Any gal wey no support all this packaging with atleast a smile should be left instantly to avoid 'time wasters and ironly pantified chicks'.

Continue you initial convo by asking her where she's going to, where she lives, give her a soft and funny compliment like "i like you hair, did you make it in iya Bisi's place", she'll laugh i swear.
If were she's going isn't far, you can tell her you want to escort her small( just small a few meters, oga no be miles ooo, because as you mumu reach you fit follow am enter her bf house). Every answer she gives you to any question, learn to say sumtin about that answer.

Now to getting the number because i know mumu like you no sabi that one too;
After you must have talked much and you wanna get the number. There is a stupid funny way and a serious way.
Stupid funny way. So Tayo, i want to come and be going because i think ayam now qualified to get your number.

Serious way.. So Tayo I'll really like to talk to you again soon, just give my your number, i'll call you(hand her your phone) mai stop here for now. If anything dey confuse you here, lemme know, though i know you a fo.ol without liver but ayam willing to help your ministry.
idiot! see how u dey here dey waste talent, when you suppose don use this thing win Nobel prize for Literature. And you and soyinka na mate. I PITY your life. LOL


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debris:
can u help me work on any glo modem for universal
Asap hoping to hear from u

femi4:
its very easy to set, just ignore all the advanced settings

femi4:
its very easy to set, just ignore all the advanced settings

femi4:
What is the model of your modem?

ensign:
Tanx boss @femi4. I will just do as u have said. I really apreciate your time for me. May God bless u handsomely

femi4:
Set new APN for your airtel.

Name: Airtel
Dial no: *99#
Apn: internet.ng.zain.com
username: internet
password: internet

Click save and set it as default

Graphy: just got it now,thanx i am most grateful.