Ejadike:
keep calm.. you'll know when they storm your school..

.please when are they coming to the military university in Sambisa forest area council

Investnow2017:


Were you created in heaven? And how do you belong there?

Adam and Eve the first humans were noy created on earth either.how did they get here?

Investnow2017:


Who is taking you to heaven? And why?

Thesame christ that we celebrated yesterdy. The reason why you were ask to stay away from work yesterdy. He is coming to take me to where he stays which is where i belong Sire.

My brethren in christ, all of the references sighted in the answers referred to those people as the Lord's brethren just like you are my brethren even without any blood relation. The only tool of confusion here is the English Language. Please dont be deceived, The blessed Virgin Mary is not a prostitute and Joseph isnt a womanizer. If a fellow agrees that his wife would conceive through the Holy spirit, will thesame fellow not be willing to let her remain a virgin forever. Lets not forget that Joseph had been willing to send Mary away secretly just to cover her from shame but for the dream revelation.

If you get to heaven, you will know that the issue of consumating marriage or not is not as important as we have taken it in our present day world. For further knowledge on this, you may read "The Lost Books of the Bible". But until then lets us keep watching and praying until the arrival of the bridegroom. May he meet us as the 10 wise virgins.(AMEN)

Brown4key:
If u want the supper weekend game from us pls just drop ur mobile contact.WE HAVE DECIDE TO GIVE OUT THIS WEEK SUPPER WEEKEND FOR FREE.remember is 5odd and 99% sure.

08064406962 Bikko supermaster add me.

be calm brother, am trying to download it with my torrent. as soon as am through, i would send it to y'all for free

na so e dey easy to talk. when u start am now, u go see say ordinary legia warsaw na im go beat your psg 5-0 for champayne

Sports Interactive have produced the best version of the cult game in years. Football Manager allows players to lead their clubs to glory.As FM17 is released today November 4 2016. who are the easiest team to manage?

The top 10 best teams to start with:

Manchester United – It may seem an obvious choice, and some would say it's too easy, but maybe Jose Mourinho would disagree.

You've got big name new signings like Paul Pogba and Zlatan Ibrahimovic to integrate, a decent budget to spend, and huge expectations.

Can you deliver a first title in the post-Sir Alex Ferguson era, managing the egos and proving you, and not Pep Guardiola, are the top manager in Manchester?

Starting budget: £31.3m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 1/10

Newcastle United – A relatively easy introduction into the game – you're a big fish in a small pond, with a squad that should bounce straight back up to the Premier League.

But can you do it first time – and when you do, will you have enough to stay there?

Long term, can you take the club back to the Champions League? The fanbase expects.

Starting budget: £5m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 3/10

Juventus – You start life with a great squad, and should continue to dominate in Italy, but with the departure of Paul Pogba demonstrating that you aren't able to hold onto your very best.

Champions League glory is the aim, can you lift the big-eared trophy for the first time since 1996?

Starting budget: £20.6m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 2/10

Rangers – It's been a while, but you're back in the big time. How long will it take you to topple Celtic and resume your rightful place at the summit of Scottish football?

And, once you've done that, can you establish yourself as a European power? A tough ask…

Starting budget: £1.2m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 3/10

Guangzhou Evergrande – For the first time you can play in the Chinese Super League, and what better way to get to know the division than with the competition's best squad – and a decent budget to boot!

Starting budget: £23m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 2/10

Boca Juniors – A big-name club, and some even bigger players, with Carlos Tevez and Fernando Gago in your squad, but after a disappointing season last year, can you turn things around?

Money is pretty tight, but there's talent in the first-team and the youth set-up.

Starting budget: £76k Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 4/10

PSG – Domestically, probably the easiest task in the game is to win the French league with PSG – as in real life, they should be dominant.

But, having the biggest budget on the game means expectations are higher. Can you be the first man to taste Champions League success with the Paris club?

Starting budget: £51.6m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 1/10

Southampton – Not exactly an easy save, but a good introduction to the Premier League if you want to find your way around the game.

A talented squad, a brilliant academy, and a fair bit of money to spend – do you go with youth, or import success?

This is a building save, you won't win the title in the first season, but can you grow the club into a force?

Starting budget: £31m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 3/10

Benfica – Domestic champions, an extraordinary talent factory and a strong squad, but Benfica haven't been at the summit of European football since 1962, and keep losing finals.

Can you lift the curse of Bela Guttman?

Starting budget: £13.8m Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 5/10

Belgium – After years of being dark horses Belgium finally arrived at Euro 2016 as one of the favourites… and flopped.

But the golden generation lives on – can you guide the most talented squad the country has ever known to glory?

You have two years to get it right, because you may never get a better chance than the 2018 World Cup.

Starting budget: N/A Sportsmail's difficulty rating: 5/10.(copied from sportsmail).

Have you been criticising top European team managers. Time to go critique yourself. Get on the train!!!

is alrice

Will you people keep your dirty mouth shut and stop congratulating them so that somebody can hear word. Henhen woohs agbejoro what did you say happen to you. They rob you and you are coming home empty handed.Just like that. Soroniyen. Cant you stage Aluta or set up a moot tribunal or moot appeal court there abi. And you claim to be representing OAU and Nigeria. Who ask you to go and be forming "Change begin with you there" Chai! Chai! O Chai! this new breed of OAU students don drink pepper o. Go and read your history well, those people did thesame to me and my colleagues chief Nnamdi Azikwe, Chief Obafemi Awolowo and Sir Ahmadu Bello when we went for thesame event in Chad in the year 13 A.D. They didnt want to give us meat, the rest is inside your history book. Go and read it there. Anyway welldone and welcome back, next time dont gree for them o. Dont beg me and Dont thank me. What are elders for?

Since you didn't mention politician's daughters, let me now go and disflower Fayo'n'se, Bu'm'hari and Wi'm'ke's daughters. I strongly believe they wont do me anything. Oya Nairalanders wish me happy disflowering.

C'mon friends, let's play fantasy UEFA Champions league for fun. Join the Nigerian League for Fantasy Champions League 2016. Here is the link. http://uclfantasy.uefa.com/en/fantasy16/leagues. Run like person wey shit worry and go and pick your team. Its closing in two days. All the best guys.

Ollyray1:


Sup Mukina, The team name is SPARTAN 300 FC. Kindly forward Fa cup code to my box fattylee2000@yahoo.com thanks

Deadline day joining @mukina2.abeg send fa cup n conference code to akinsolayodeji@gmail.com. abeg you will not showrealboo. quickly epp send it bfor EPL baba ijebu counter close. gbayi! tainx.

wristbangle:

i did not ask u to laff o. if d queshion go n come out in jamb english comprehension. pls broda wat should i write

wristbangle:
Despite the saying that all that glitters is not gold, many guys are still being swayed by mere physical appearance/attributes of a lady without thorough or proper evaluation to know if truly these attributes complement the heart.

However, many guys tend to be disappointed and discouraged to stay in a relationship when they later discover that what they thought she is, is not truly what she is.

The following points buttress the misplaced attributes guys check in a lady that often land them into bad relationship/ marriage.

1. Gigantic Butt and Bosoms

I believe that what defines a lady is not the size of butts and bosoms but tell this to some guys and watch them tear you to pieces. Once a lady has huge bosoms and backside, they don't care if her attitude is bad or not. They will try to gain her love and at the end of the day, they will end up regretting because the lady in question only has huge bosoms and but nothing upstairs.

2. Beauty

No doubt beauty remains one of the major reasons why guys approach a lady but what beats my imagination is that, ironically, a lady can be so pretty but won't be able to compute a simple arithmetic. I mean, could it be that these guys are extremely senseless to have chosen a beautiful lady who can't engage in intellectual discussions. To a broad view, one who marries because of beauty may not find joy in that relationship.

3. Skin colour

In Nigeria, guys normally over-hype fair skinned ladies while neglecting black skinned ladies making it look like being fair in complexion is a blessing and that being dark is a curse. I still don't know what skin colour has got to do with good/fruitful marital life. In fact, this neglect and discrimination cause low self esteem to our dark skinned ladies and therefore triggers competition when many of our ladies resort to bleaching.

4. Experienced in several sex positions

The world has gone weird that you will hear some guys saying they cannot date/marry a lady who is not experienced in sex let alone a virgin lady. Most guys are obsessed with ladies who during love making give them scissors-kick style, cow girl, reverse cow, hot doggy, girl style, devastating bllow job etc. The truth of the matter is that infidelity is their watchword when you can't satisfy their high libido. Prof Tosyne and Dr Ronald4lif can bear me witness.

5. Angelic voice

Some guys can urinate on their body when they exchange contact with a lady they met online, only to ring her up and discover that her voice is as angelic as that of Celine Dion. But when they get to meet this lady offline, she will look exactly like Julius Agwu. They will be disappointed and will look for a way to dismiss her. This is to say that sweet voice has landed many guys into wrong choice.

6. Rich Background

The fact that a lady is from a rich background doesn't mean she will be giving you her father's money. The erroneous belief of many guys is that when a lady is from a rich background, they have narrowly escaped from poverty when they date her, not knowing that their financial troubles just begun. This kind of ideology can send such guys to early grave if care is not taking.

7. She's a regular church goer

The fact that a lady is a committed worker in church or mosque doesn't mean she will become a good wife. In fact, some of them are even worse than we could ever imagine. Guys just need to be very careful so as not to be deceived by these ladies lifestyle because even the perceived wayward ladies may actually be the best wife.

8. Body stature

When you ask question to guys on how they want the body stature of their girlfriend or wife to be, you will hear funny answers such as "I don't want orobo or too skinny ladies o", "I can't marry a muscular lady because she won't be romantic and will end up beating me", etc. Lol, anyway what if you marry your preferred body stature and she turns out to be a nightmare in marriage?

Uncle motivational speaker, please which one is 'scissors-kicking style'. are you talking abt love-making between a tailor and a fashion designer

Punchline...the guy don change address.

Hmmmn omo am a victim of showing too much love o

tpiar:


who are the ladies?

Are they Ifa initiates or something?


Do they school anywhere, ?

of course they are students of tertiary institutions within the south-western geo-pol.region

mobaladf:


Guy you get sense. I like the way you predicted the man aim.

shout out to all the fools on this thread attributing the visit of the girls to something to something else other than just a homage visit. Incase you dont know that has been the traditional even before the present ooni was enthroned. I think you guys should rather ask otunba Gani adams why he has chosen the homage visit as part of activities of the annual paegeant rather than opening your maggot-laden mouths to disrespect the young king. Characteristic Nairalanders!

mobaladf:


Guy you get sense. I like the way you predicted the man aim.

shout out to all the fools on this thread attributing the visit of the girls to something to something else other than just a homage visit. Incase you dont know that has been the traditional even before the present ooni was enthroned. I think you fools should rather ask otunba Gani adams why he has chosen the homage visit as part of activities of the annual paegeant rather than opening your maggot-laden mouths to disrespect the young king. Characteristic Nairalanders!

femi4:
That's all you need. Yes, glo 3gb work on PC

tanx ND TANX AGAIN N again

femi4:
lolz....Amen to your prayers.

You can't use mtn bis on PC. To use glo bis on PC:
APN: blackberry.net

i mean i need d full details from the usernamep to assword e.t.c for glo using bis on pc. secondly is it true that the glo N1000 bis of 3gb monthly subscription is usable of pc

my colleagues were robbed same time last year while we were serving in bauchi state along that notorious gidalwaya axis of kaduna state and that singular act force those corpers to redeploy leaving only me in the village ppa.wooh i suffer no be small . FG please do something quickly about those notorious jobless youths of that gildawaya and its environs o.

femi4:
9581708397292333

Femi oo! Femi ooo! Femi oooo! how many tIMES i call u. Hapy new year n thanks FOR YOUR contribution always and everytimes on nairaland. May God continue to take u to greater heights. Abeg give me APN details to use BIS subcription on a pc for GLO and MTN.

Hello@ my ABU seniors. Pls wats d situation in zaria n metropolis cos am due to write d MIAD pg entrance exam on saturdy.pls wil d exam hold or be postponed as a result of d recent protest in zaria. Pls abeg I nid urgent answers, am abt to pay money n enter bus goin to zaria o n I hav only 1 life o. Helpppppppppp!

femi4:
I said you need to reload the OS. That's the last solution to all bb software related issue. If that doesn't work, throw the phone away

lol. throw d fone away ke. For where i go see money dis december. anyway d probs is all resolvd miraculously wthout reloadin oxlade chamberlain or sth. but credit must go to u afta almighty God for standin by. u remain a BOSS.

femi4:
until you followed the last instruction

chai i don suffer. how i wish u dey here to see am that email management dey tell me say unable to open email setup application.contact your service provider

femi4:
it doesn't request for code

@fm afta all said and done i just discovered that my BLACKBERRY INTERNET STATUS in the options area reads not connected. please how can i get it connected because i think thats where the problem lies. pls just tolerate me and help a brother in need. dis tin don frustrate me die

Lynuche:
scam things and even if its not well not sure u wanna work in any place without any sense of timeliness. o rit could be ur phone network that made the msg come in late. thin about it well before u go so u dont waste tfare

tanx bros. a word is enuf.......

femi4:
i swear, you no do am well. Give a competent engineer to reload the OS

make i go back d tread go try am again o. but my blackberry n bold 2 o

femi4:
I already told you what to do

i swear e no work. infact i don loose all d contact for my fone yet e no work o. abeg how i go fit check airtel office wey dey close to my area

pls experienced seniors help me out o. i got a msg for an interview around 3am to report for an interview by 9am dsame day. the sender only gave the address without the company name. is the interview genuine or a scam