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Popjoan:
I have just discovered a babarian,you are worst than a wild beast in the fields,if you can think of such evil act,you can surely rape a two years old child,idiota..

Fool, rape who with what... ? You condole n defend a child molester. If you think this punishment is barbaric for such act. Your manhood will fall off, because only male psychotic being with yeye tiny manhood will say the stupid thing you just said. Oloshi!

A fon 4??
Na laiiii...

eleko1:
if u say so
That's trademarks of those Evil yoot.Igbo yoots can't do this abomination

Na you sabi.

eleko1:
A man from Abia state RAPE his 9 yrs old daughter . IPOB yoot

So you want to turn this into IPOB mata...

DispatcherLagos:
I know this idiot personally

Thank God I don't know him personally.

People are just stressing themselves beating him... Just boil a pot of water and pour it on him... Den apply Cameron pepper...

Sit back and watch the drama.

Devil incarnate.

Why Anambra boys no dey go church on Sundays... Sleep well sha...

Many people in this country are of the opinion that we need war in this country for one reason or the other.

To them I say, please get a tourist visa to Ukraine I believe It is FREE for now, when you come back, then I will listen to you very attentively.

All in favour say Ay!!!

Suspected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not proven yet.

Now more than ever people need help in relationship matters.

Obviously He is a smart man.

Mtschewwww:
It may sound funny but it is reality. The snake is a spiritual one. He might be feeling some kind of moving objects inside his body hence the ailment. The objects moves inside his body like a worm. It moves, stops for a while and then continues. That's the spiritual serpent inflicted inside him. If he goes to any strong deliverance minister, they would tell him that there is a serpentine spirit already inside him. When he gets delivered through prayer, the serpent will leave him totally and he will be free from the clutches of the marine power. God will certainly deliver him and he needs to be more closer to God this time around.

Amen ohhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mtschewwww:
Your bestie seriously offended a lady from the marine world who reported him to their kingdom.
Now this lady he met at the bank was not a coincidence. She was on a program to retaliate or payback what was decided in her world against your friend.
She is a human and a spirit..She is a serpent that just accomplished her mission on him. The sperm he deposited into her during the sex is being used against him already because she submitted it to her kingdom (the marine kingdom). They used the sperm to monitor him.
So this is not the issue of spiritual husband (which she has) or the case of her having a bad luck. It is a case of payback or vengeance.
She came to destroy his finances and also to inflict sickness on him that would lead him to his early grave. Such sickness kills slowly. It may take few months....
The only solution is for him to go to a church that prays in full deliverance and he would be delivered.
1. He would be separated from the spirit girl
2. His sperm that is currently (in their coven) being used against him would be restored back to him.
3. He needs to be in Christ fully and run away from ladies for now because they (marine) would still be sending their female agents to him for sometime to lure him again.
NB: he is loosing weight rapidly because the girl inflicted sickness inside him. There are serpents already living inside him which is being used to monitor anything he does.
4. You (Eranders) should be prayerful also because you would be monitored too by this spirit beings as you closely associate with him.
Let him go to a prayerful church (Pentecostal) that are into deliverance and he would be delivered.
My suggestion is weird but is 101% fact!

Wahala be like bicycle

Snake in him? Nawa ooo... Dis one weak me oh.

Well thanks for your advise, I'll show him your post.

This is really sad.

They may be lieing, what would you have us do about it?

You better stay informed on the lies, coz wat happens in the world are decided based on those lies.

This is madness. Their bones are too weak for the job.

There should be an age limit on citizens aspiring for presidency.

Ocholu:
Please enlighten me more.

Holy sex? Sex is sex, there is no holy or unholy sex abeg.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Let him invite her and sleep with her again to reverse the curse. Or has his dick stopped working too?
That will be really bad.

Really? Was it a curse? And if so, how can sleeping with her again reverse it. Please throw more light.

Update:

He is very worried and loosing weight rapidly. He just left my house a while a go, and it seems he is now scared of ladies, as he was reluctant to hug me, unlike him.

He read all your contributions and is grateful to the non judgemental fellows.

He has agreed to pray over it. Any other suggestion is so much appreciated in advance.

andy4d2ofus:
Abeg come, is this a movie or some embellished story

It is neither Sir. Things happen, maybe it has not gotten to your turn yet. But one day will be one day.

BigYash:
Wild animal..
Your likes dey forest.. No be nairaland..

See as e pain you.. ; Ahahahaha.

Na your papa e pain... Fool. I pity the unfortunate lady dat is your woman. You lack all types of sense.

BigYash:
If say you know something, you for no carry your "best friend" secret come online dey seek opinion..
Mrs/Miss Nobody wen mumu...

Na tunder go fire you stupid yeye Fool wey no get brain. Who invited you here? Animal!

killmods:
Stop all these unnecessary posts. The first is enough. Let him get closer to God in prayers and find a true church to worship and learn how to get free. Nothing is ever too difficult fo God to do. Absolutely nothing.

It might not be necessary to you. Stop being selfish. Thanks for the advise though.

suffering:
Good. Now he’ll make enough money to fix all the problems.

The problem is not the money. The issues should stop recurring.

BigYash:
Person wen know how the thing dey go dey advice u, and you’re speaking grammatical error.. Who Dey do am,still dey see you. You know nothing .. Be careful hanty

You know nothing Mr. Nobody

flokii:
@OP Abi you too want to go and visit him in his apartment for happy ending.. cos you're sounding jealous, masking it like you truly care.

Yes I care, he is my best friend. Before we became friends he was my crush. So a little jealous can come in every once once

Babaheekmat:
He should just die

Stupid ediot.

Thinking with his dik.

Maybe assholes will learn from this

Na you go die. Silly fool!!!