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Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by Erection(m): 11:52am On Dec 19, 2014
tototo

Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by Erection(m): 11:48am On Dec 19, 2014
gogogo

Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by Erection(m): 11:45am On Dec 19, 2014
hohoho

EducationRe: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 12:11am On Dec 14, 2014
Dear God, Please provide jobs for Nigerian youths. #Amen.*
HealthRe: A Bro Is In Need Of Advice On How To Make His Teeths White by Erection(m): 2:47am On Dec 09, 2014
Have you been to the U.k ?? They all got brown teeth. see a dentist, i once had brown teeth but i went to the dentist for teeth polishing.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 3:10pm On Dec 08, 2014
Chiadanin:
I think it is more accutate to say all women have a scent as it should. It is physiologically normal. It really takes some serious lack of personal hygiene for one to have a foul odour.

Bottom line is that every woman has a " smell" and that is normal. It is not a bad thing.


However if you are with a woman whose "scent" , you dont appreciate the thats different story altogether.


I guess the idea of smell is why some wome douce.. its not good and unatural. I say get a good shower with a mild cleanser and its all good and clean.

I find shaving down there helps reduce sweaty unpleasnt smells.
Yea, You're right.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 2:06pm On Dec 08, 2014
MzPreshie:
I'll pass on that.
How ?? can you PM me ??
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 11:03am On Dec 08, 2014
MzPreshie:
Nah... Considering your addiction, it aint safe at all.
You can change me.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 10:50am On Dec 08, 2014
MzPreshie:
My addiction is reading my bible and spreading the word. Not bad, huh?
#Can i read your bible with you ??
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 10:45am On Dec 08, 2014
Ghostlady:
My bad habit is always pressing my phone 24/7 ,and wanting to be alone
i kinda lOVE your addiction cool cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 10:08am On Dec 08, 2014
Fkhalifa:
fawlping
shocked shocked shocked shocked

Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 9:58am On Dec 08, 2014
Rexnegro:
I 8 smelling puccy n body odour
If Do you have sex , you ought to know that all puccy smellz cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 9:49am On Dec 08, 2014
unibenstudent1:
I am a former sex addict ,I have repent now
#Egbon. You never repent. grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op): 9:43am On Dec 08, 2014
marieolae:
yeah we kinda got that from your name undecided
lol.. What's your addiction ??
Nairaland GeneralWhat's Your Bad Habit/ addiction ?? by Erection(op):
My Bad Habit / addiction is sex & smoking grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido's HKN Team Jets Out To Uganda, Shares Photo by Erection(m): 1:35pm On Dec 05, 2014
TEKNO ON TOUR IN THE UK
EducationRe: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 9:39pm On Dec 04, 2014
No one knows who Babymama1 is, No one has seen her picture, No one knows where she lives in the U.S . Send your personal info @ your own risk. #Peace.
EducationRe: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 9:20pm On Dec 04, 2014
sonnie10:
The 50 States. Some scholarships are for $250
Not in Pennsylvania where i reside. cool cool
EducationRe: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 9:09pm On Dec 04, 2014
sonnie10:
Undergraduates write college essays for $500 (less than #95k) scholarship in the US. Fact.
In what state ??
EducationRe: babyosisi Christmas Essay Contest by Erection(m): 8:53pm On Dec 04, 2014
Anyone who participates in this shiit is a broke ass #Nigga.. ?? What is #95k ?? Babymama, You disgust me.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by Erection(m): 8:17pm On Nov 28, 2014
masseratti:
sorry about your experience,i hate rapist with passion,an Indian movie I watched when I was young tuned my brain to hate rapist,cant remember the name of the movie but the main character was killed and the wife was raped after which he killed herself,bottom line the Dog revenge their death.
That said Olamide story for the Gods has nothing to do with rape,he is only bragging about his sexual ability to satisfy ladies,av never heard of where a single guy will rape two ladies at the same time single handedly,without gun,the song has nothing to do with rape,Yoruba is a very funny language a word or sentence might have three or four ning.
The name of the movie is # Teri~mehe~baniya.

TravelWhich State In America Has The Most Nigerians ?? by Erection(op): 9:17am On Nov 28, 2014
# New York ??
TravelRe: US Embassy Receives 220,000 Visa Applications by Erection(m): 5:45am On Nov 26, 2014
America is large enough to contain the world's population, They don't have to complain about the number of Visa Applications they received.
TravelRe: United States VS United Kingdom by Erection(op): 5:07am On Nov 26, 2014
If you are very competitive and value work and money over quality of life, live in the US.

If you value family and leisure time, opportunity for travel, esp. to Europe, and aren't that competitive and hung up on money and material goods, choose the UK.

Weather in the US is usually either too hot or too cold. You might get a few months of good weather but it's balanced out by months of horrible weather. Weather in the UK is horrible in the winter but the summers can be really beautiful and mild.

If you are rich you are better off in the US. If you are poor or average, you are better off in the UK.

I don't like the drinking culture in the UK--too many kids out drinking and beating each other up all weekend. I don't like the gun culture in the US.

There's a whole lot more to it than that but those are my highlights.
TravelRe: United States VS United Kingdom by Erection(op): 4:59am On Nov 26, 2014
I have lived in both places and I'd like to debate which is better. I have the right to live in either place but choose the USA.

At first, I thought that the UK was a better place to live but now think the opposite overall.

I don't think that the UK can offer very much that USA can't and I think that the USA is better overall.

UK folks have a several hour headstart........

Here are my observations/thoughts/viewpoints:

1) USA has more affordable housing (single family homes) than the UK. You can have a yard and/or real land yet still be more easily commutable to a city (in many circumstances) without going broke.

2) I think that overall the UK has less materialistic people than the USA. I think that people are generally a bit more sincere, down to earth, honest in the UK but not much.

3) Wages are overall higher in the USA than in the UK and taxes are lower especially when you are solidly middle class.

4) I think that you have more freedom of speech in the UK. We can legally own guns for the purpose of self defense (while not always used that way unfortunately).

5) I think you all get better vacations/holiday in the UK overall, but for some Americans that can be mitigated by choosing a job with similar benefits.

6) I think the food is better in the UK...better bacon, Chinese, and Indian food overall.

7) There are pros and cons to the medical situation in both places, I think the UK is better overall but I think you get better healthcare here if you can afford it even though it is hit or miss.

cool I think the job market is better in the USA than in the UK. I think that the job market in the UK is hurting worse than in the USA.

9) I think that poverty in the UK is worse than the USA from personal observations.

10) I think that crime is worse overall in the UK than in the USA (besides gun violence). The UK seems to have quite a bit of knife slashings and beatings don't seem to be penalized like they are here. Someone beats someone up in the UK nothing generally happens. If you do that in the USA (even over a single punch) you will probably go to jail/prison for a while. It doesn't seem that there are deterrents for beatings in the UK. (I kind of like that actually but I am sure that it makes for unjustified beatings as well). I think that people may be less inclinded to screw around with each other for no reason because they could get a beat down. Here, we have to "fight with our heads" which I don't always like.

11) Public Transport is better in the UK but I fundamentally dislike public transport due to getting sick more often on it.

12) I think it generally safer for kids to grow up in the USA than in the UK. The judicial system doesn't tolerate neds etc.

13) I think that the UK has a much better safety net than the USA, but I avoid living in areas where a safety net is required.

Conclusion: You have more choices in the USA. If you like something about the UK that you can't get here, you can generally pursue it. It seems that in the UK most of your decisions are made for you and it is harder for the average person to climb above a certain rung in the ladder. In the USA, you can make more decisions for yourself if you are willing to put just a bit more effort into it
TravelUnited States VS United Kingdom by Erection(op):
I have lived in both places and I'd like to debate which is better. I have the right to live in either place but choose the USA.

At first, I thought that the UK was a better place to live but now think the opposite overall.

I don't think that the UK can offer very much that USA can't and I think that the USA is better overall.

UK folks have a several hour headstart........

Here are my observations/thoughts/viewpoints:

1) USA has more affordable housing (single family homes) than the UK. You can have a yard and/or real land yet still be more easily commutable to a city (in many circumstances) without going broke.

2) I think that overall the UK has less materialistic people than the USA. I think that people are generally a bit more sincere, down to earth, honest in the UK but not much.

3) Wages are overall higher in the USA than in the UK and taxes are lower especially when you are solidly middle class.

4) I think that you have more freedom of speech in the UK. We can legally own guns for the purpose of self defense (while not always used that way unfortunately).

5) I think you all get better vacations/holiday in the UK overall, but for some Americans that can be mitigated by choosing a job with similar benefits.

6) I think the food is better in the UK...better bacon, Chinese, and Indian food overall.

7) There are pros and cons to the medical situation in both places, I think the UK is better overall but I think you get better healthcare here if you can afford it even though it is hit or miss.

cool I think the job market is better in the USA than in the UK. I think that the job market in the UK is hurting worse than in the USA.

9) I think that poverty in the UK is worse than the USA from personal observations.

10) I think that crime is worse overall in the UK than in the USA (besides gun violence). The UK seems to have quite a bit of knife slashings and beatings don't seem to be penalized like they are here. Someone beats someone up in the UK nothing generally happens. If you do that in the USA (even over a single punch) you will probably go to jail/prison for a while. It doesn't seem that there are deterrents for beatings in the UK. (I kind of like that actually but I am sure that it makes for unjustified beatings as well). I think that people may be less inclinded to screw around with each other for no reason because they could get a beat down. Here, we have to "fight with our heads" which I don't always like.

11) Public Transport is better in the UK but I fundamentally dislike public transport due to getting sick more often on it.

12) I think it generally safer for kids to grow up in the USA than in the UK. The judicial system doesn't tolerate neds etc.

13) I think that the UK has a much better safety net than the USA, but I avoid living in areas where a safety net is required.

Conclusion: You have more choices in the USA. If you like something about the UK that you can't get here, you can generally pursue it. It seems that in the UK most of your decisions are made for you and it is harder for the average person to climb above a certain rung in the ladder. In the USA, you can make more decisions for yourself if you are willing to put just a bit more effort into it

TravelRe: Crazy/funny Laws In America. by Erection(op): 1:10am On Nov 26, 2014
Monowi (/ˈmɒnɵwaɪ/ mon-o-wy) is an incorporated village in Boyd County, Nebraska, United States. According to the 2010 census, it has a population of just 1 person,the only incorporated municipality in the United States with such a population.

The name Monowi is said to mean "flower" in a Native American language, but the language has not been identified. The town was named on account of many wildflowers growing at the site.


Monowi was platted in 1902 when the Fremont, Elkhorn and Missouri Valley Railroad was extended to that point.[11]

Monowi's peak years were in the 1930s, when it had a population of 150.[12] Like many other small communities in the Great Plains, it lost its younger residents to cities that were experiencing growth and offering better jobs. During the 2000 census, the village had a total population of 2; only one married couple, Rudy and Elsie Eiler, lived there. Mr. Eiler died in 2004, leaving his wife as the only remaining resident. In this capacity, she acts as Mayor, granting herself a liquor license and paying taxes to herself. She is required to produce a municipal road plan every year in order to secure state funding for the village's four street lights.
TravelRe: Crazy/funny Laws In America. by Erection(op): 12:32am On Nov 26, 2014
It’s illegal to ride an ugly horse in Wilbur, Washington.c
chicken crossing It is illegal for chickens to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia
In Quitman, Georgia, chickens may not cross the road.c
In Mohave County, Arizona, if anyone is caught stealing soap, he must wash himself with it until the soap is gone.c
First cousins may marry in Utah, but only after they’re 65 years old.a
In North Dakota, no one can be arrested on the Fourth of July, a holiday that is commonly known there as “Five Finger Discount Day.”a
In Tennessee, it is illegal for children to play games on Sunday without a license.b
It is illegal in Tennessee for an atheist to hold office.b
In Indiana, it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.a
It is illegal in California to lick toads. Apparently, some people were licking toads to get high. Unfortunately, some people were being harmed by the toads’ poison.d
It is against Michigan state law to tie a crocodile to a fire hydrant.a
An old Colorado law states that a person mush have a doctor’s prescription before taking a bath.c
Colorado law states that a man cannot marry his wife’s grandmother.b
In Kansas, when two trains meet at a crossing, “both shall come to full stop and neither shall start up again until the other has gone.”c
A woman in a housecoat is forbidden to drive a car in California.b
According to Minneapolis law, a person who double parks a car will be put on a chain gang with only bread and water to eat.b
woman's hair In Michigan, husbands legally own their wives’ hair
In Michigan, a woman’s hair belongs to her husband.b
In Morrisville, Pennsylvania, it is illegal for a woman to wear cosmetics without a permit.b
A man is forbidden to kiss a woman while she’s asleep in Logan County, Colorado.d
In Challis, Idaho, it is illegal to walk down the street with another man’s wife.b
Flirting in Little Rock, Arkansas, can land someone in jail for 30 days.c
In Truro, Mississippi, a man must prove himself worthy before getting married by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows.b
There are still laws in Pueblo, Colorado, stating that it is illegal to grow dandelions.b
A woman in Memphis, Tennessee, is not allowed to drive a car unless a man is in front of the car waving a red flag to warn people and other cars.b
It is illegal for children under the age of 12 to talk on the telephone unless accompanied by a parent in Blue Earth, Minnesota.b
In Kalispell, Montana, children must have a doctor’s note if they want to buy a lollipop.b
A representative from Oklahoma, Linda Larsen attempted to lower the divorce rate by proposing a law that would require the following before a marriage license would be issued: neither party should snore, at least one meal a week should be prepared by the non-primary cook, toothpaste should be squeezed from the bottom of the tube, pantyhose shouldn’t be left hanging in the shower, and the toilet seat should always be down when not being used.b
guy mustache Men with mustaches are forbidden to kiss women in Eureka, Nevada
In Eureka, Nevada, it is illegal for men who have mustaches to kiss women.b
It is illegal in Waco, Texas, to throw a banana peel onto the street because a horse could slip.d
In Texas, the Encyclopedia Britannica was banned because it contained a formula for making beer.b
Pickles were outlawed in Los Angeles because the smell might offend people.b
It’s illegal in St. Louis, Missouri, for a fireman to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown. If she wants to be rescued, she must be fully clothed.b
Hartford, Connecticut, banned men from kissing their wives on Sundays.d
Buying ice cream on Sundays was illegal in Ohio because it was thought to be frivolous and “luxurious.” Consequently, ice cream vendors would put fruit on top of the ice cream to make it more nutritious, creating the ice cream sundae.b
A woman wearing shorts, a halter top, or a bathing suit to a political rally in Wheatfield, Indiana, could be charged with a misdemeanor.d
In Lander, Wyoming, it is illegal for adults to take a bath more than once a month once the cold weather arrives. Children cannot take a bath at all during the winter.b
According to Florida law, anyone who takes a bath must wear clothes.b
Motorists in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, cannot park a car for more than two hours unless it is hitched to a horse.b
Women in Whitesville, Delaware, could be charged with disorderly conduct if they propose marriage to a man.b
In Kentucky, it is against the law to remarry the same man four times.a
There is a law in South Carolina that allows a husband to beat his wife on the courthouse steps on a Sunday.b
In Arizona, MouthAction is considered sodomy.b
In Arizona, a man may legally beat his wife once a month, but no more.b
girl flirting A girl may not ask a boy for a date over the phone in Dyersburg, Tennessee
In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is against the law for a girl to telephone a boy to ask for a date.b
In Kentucky, a woman is forbidden to wear a bathing suit on a highway unless she is armed with a club or is escorted by at least two officers. The amendment says that the provisions of this statue “shall not apply to a female weighing less than 90 pounds or exceeding 200 pounds.”b
According to an Atlanta, Georgia, ordinance, “smelly people” are not allowed to ride public streetcars.a
Massachusetts passed a law in 1648 that allowed a parent to put to death a stubborn or rebellious son. The law has been repealed by the legislature.b
In Massachusetts, a person could be fined up to $200 for denying the existence of God.d
In 1659, Massachusetts outlawed Christmas. According to state law, anybody observing Christmas would be fined five shillings.b
In California, ostrich steaks are exempt from state sales tax.b
In Lexington, Kentucky, it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in a pocket.c
Policemen are allowed to bite a dog if they think it will calm the dog down in Paulding, Ohio.c
In Zeigler, Illinois, only the first four firemen to arrive at a fire will be paid.
TravelRe: Crazy/funny Laws In America. by Erection(op): 12:08am On Nov 26, 2014
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. shocked shocked grin grin

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