₦airaland Forum

achinaboy:
better start dating evil spirits, because what u found in nigeria babes,is what u gonna find in every other race babe

i dnt think so.. I am london now and i swear their babes na bomb!!

prettythicksme:
So,who cares?

shut up and do the needful

dollyjoy:
This is myopic and baseless!


Nigerian girls are simply the best.

but what the writer mentioned, are they true or false?

A friend posted this on my facebook page and i decided to share because i think he made some valid points.

Why he won't date a naija babe -

1 - naija babes like wearing wrapper. According him, it makes them look old and unattractive.

2 - naija babes love money more than their boyfriends - i think he is right because i recall toasting a girl. After 24 hours she called and demanded money for recharge card from me. I was like, WDF? :O

3 - naija babes are dirty - according him, naija babes hardly take their baths. Some sef no sabi baff sef. He said he invited a lady for a fucck, after removing her pants, he vomited everything he ate that day. Lol funny guy

4 - naija babes are not romantic - he said he invited a babe for a fucck, when they were making love, it seemed he was fuccking a log of wood because the babe wasn't even moving. Lol

5 - naija babes are selfish - he said he broke up with her ex because she always got angry when he offers to help his own family financially. Nawa ooo

6 - average naija babes cheat -

7 - naija babes appear fake all the time - fake ass, fake kitty-cat, fake nails, fake boobz.. He said almost all their bodies are fake

after looking at his reasons why he will never date a naija babes critically, you will find an element of truth in it.

No be me write am ooo.. Na one guy from my facebook page write am before una go come for my head

Dumb thread



and it made fp..





Shame!

I dnt see it clearly

callmelanner:
Surely the OP is covering the rest up Guess it is classified

lol u gat the gist..

You see, the thing is that when i was young, there was this lady that lived next to our house.

The lady was nice to me actually. She used to buy me something and give me money.

She called me her husband. Sometimes when mother wasn't arround, she would call me into her room to either button her bra or rub cream at her back and so many other things that i cant list here.

Please be mindful of who calls your son my husband, you dnt know what she does to your son behind scene.

Thank you!!

prettythicksme:
Abi oti fa weed nii,dont dare talk to me anyhow!mumu boy

i guess u wanna see the other side of me.. Continue trolling, u hear?

Vinshu:
Yeah! Even if you got married yesterday! She can regret getting married to you and cheat. So?

but why are ladies like that So hard to please

samsam2019:
Op always here with his usual shower of sh1t




The last you needed a girlfriend


Then you later said you have one




Today you have a beautiful wife




Ori e ti yi

iffa whoz u slap

Drefan2:
Wait, how aquainted is your friend to you that he had to sit that close to your wife in such indecent manner, and in your private chamber for that matter?

Is is that you have seen him do so other times and didn't say anything or caution him? I don't know how you and you best friends relate, but a friend of mine, whether best or not, wouldn't dare invade my privacy. What the fück? Plus she was sweating?

What did I just read?

You really need to stage a serious wording session with that friend who lacks proper conduct. And that shameless wife needs a lota explanation to do.

What a menance.

me and my friends are tight friends.. Our friendship started way back from primary school..

Maybe thats the reason he did what he did by sitting on my bed with my wife.

izonlucky01:
you opened a thread yesterday saying you just got a girl friend and now you are married after dating for 15 years

why not focus on the thread and stop talking trash

correctyourself:
Go sell this your fake story to nollywood!

i dnt get u..

Are u doubting me or what?

prettythicksme:
Plasma 85inches got me mtchewwww,lie lie!

u again? Wereh

izonlucky01:
This guy again Are you not tired of lieing.. "Mansion" "85 inches plasma"

that u are poor doesnt mean others are. So shut up

falconey:
Crap!
From the look of things you will know.

iffa slap u

4C2215131:
Thought I was the only one that noticed it. We comment on sincere matters never minding how unlikely the situation may seem. This here, in my opinion, is just fodder for the romance board.

get outa

Estharfabian:
Lol..

You're making theories Outta Assumptions.

u again

halfricanadian:
The best revenge for u op is to leave ur wife to please herself you signed up for better for worse you confront her she rebels.

i shud leave her to become wayward harlot? Not possible nah

Vinshu:
Dont be ahead of yourself. Its not because you are bloody rich. Hell if you are, she won't cheat on you on your bed. There are richer dudes obviously.

Bottomline: She is tired of you! You are no longer interesting.

tired of me? We just got married last saturday..

And during the period of dating, we were team no sex till marriage

david2:
I smell lies must u tell us ur plasma is 85inches

na only plasma u notice for the whole write-up...?


Btw, how much is plasma sef? Make i hear word

stevealibi:
D post sef get as em be

how e be? If u no get better thing to say..... U know the rest

Florblu:
No...she's not cheating on you o Entertaining your friend on your matrimonial bed? #Lips sealed # The poster above me sha

u are sounding sarcastic.. I dnt get u........

AirSultan:
Never attach a single iota of importance to any post the poster above me makes. Do that at your own perıl, your life will literally go awry! Tha F

so what is ur opinion?

Vinshu:
She may not be. And even if she is, so what? Check yourself. It means you suck at doing your job or you are just fvcking annoying or you are too boring and slow.

So she prefers someone else.

then why did she accept to marry me in the first place despite dating for 15 years? Or she married me cos i am fuccking rich?

As i stepped inside my mansion, i saw my newly married wife sitting next to my best friend on my matrimonial bed.


Asked what's going on, my gorgeous wife stepped foward and kissed me welcome.

She told me my friend came to check on me, since i wasn't arround, she decided to entertain him. I noded in in affirmation.


Me and my friend exchanged pleasantries and headed to sitting room where we watched ball from my plasma, 85 inches.

But i have this feeling that they just finished fuccking due to the way they were sweating under A.C.

Asked my beautiful wife why they were sweating, she said they just finished having hot tea. Nawa oo


please what do i do now?

Is my wife cheating on me?

Bestman111:
Make una no kill d guy nah. Na im God make am fine, why dis jealousy? If u fine pass am upload urs lets see.

thanks sir... Tell them

izonlucky01:
Lol.. Op, I am hundred percent sure you are faking that picture. If that picture is real you, you won't be littering it all over nairaland. You are just bored and jobless and using all this your senseless threads to keep yourself busy.

k

MrCork:
..the good news is u win the dumbmest thread for 2016!

ifa slap u

Obiano (four hearts) my man.

Haters be like, igbos are chestbeaters

MrCork:
....STOP DATIN UNDER AGE GIRLS...STOP THAT $HIT....bro i swaaaar if u waz hear in london...mennn...U will hate yor sef for doin that $hit....STOP IT!!!!!

stop dying in my matter, i sear if u were here in umuakono, u will blame urself