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sleuthhound:
lol, una eye go clear soon.. U think u will have it soft abi.. hehehe U go collect!

Excess collecting!

Something in me come even de Reason say I won't have Endure that Military style Drilling
Me wey like sleep like kilode!

Even camp sef I doge a whole 2weeks 5am morning exercise/orientation by hiding in hostel or toilet! Then after them don chase everyone I go just go back My bed sleep till de comeback around 10am
(Thanks to our platoon supervisor not taking daily attendance.
The 3rd week I attend one girl was like "Are you sure you're in this Platoon ?" For my mind I was like "B*tch! would you please pipe down and let me do my thing without drawing attention"

Guys na soldiers go train Una and No laugh or joke in this aspect.

From the Screening sef, shey you guys saw how when asked a question each Response you're to Scream YES SIR! Or PRESENT SIR!!!.

Wishing you guys the best jare, I don comot hands

sleuthhound:
bro uno its an offense to be putting up official docs on socialmedia... Dis may look little but na so e dey start.. Phones were usually seized @ karu gates b4, nw they r allowed in u can now see y it must be banned during training cos some cadets will be like goats & wont adhere to simple instructions.. Even durin interview i sight 1dey press fone Lol.. Cos e no go shock me when some go snap upload selfies or carry phone ring enter class during training. Some candidates here asking abt fone dey reason like say here na extension of nysc camp lol

I don modify am sef!

Mudeea:
Omo the training is going to be 12months oo� here at karu, smh

WTF bruuuuh I swear one guy wey enter 2018 tell me same thing (still doubting sha).

To be honest I won't have last those month, me wey small mosquito bite next week na Malaria attack.

Well why the multi colour shade ?

I no wan leave Trace For those Maniacs that would want to Attempt to Encrypt the hidden details


I study accounting no means say I no get basic knowledge for programming and editing!

Tho I was Disqualified that does not mean this thread won't get the few updates I get.

By the way

Here is a Sample of the screening form for BSC.
(What you're expected to bring along)

For LAWYERS ensure your Have all Certificate from LAW SCHOOL or anything related to your Field, same applies for Doctors!

(Because those without the certificate were not accepted)

NOTE:

THE ABOVE FORM IS FOR EDUCATIONAL AND KNOWLEDGE RELATED, ANY OTHER ACT OF USAGE BY ANYONE IN HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

(HE or SHE should be Responsible for that.)

sleuthhound:
lmao.... Water bottle size? Hehehe... Now ur eyes don dey clear see dem drama. Where is "mr merit" 2judge dis middleman mata

Mr based on Merit sef e shock am die

Amajee:
Yea it was as expected. Its okay i understand ur situation. May u find it easy sir

Thanks

maingate27:
as he just see me he started shouting this one na dwarf na make we no waste our equipment.

IMagine just say him get opportunity to be a staff he fee he can treat People

zinny377:
Did you go through with the interview?

No I was disqualified after physical

maingate27:
ohk mine is 1.65

That doctor wicked

maingate27:
ohk mine is 1.65

Forget all this them talks

The above man for middle shey him reach 1.60 ?

And no be staff him be ?

They were looking for Excuse to disqualify you then add Thier own people

Omo reason you connect make em out body

maingate27:
May Allah choose the best for us all

Ameen

I just spoke to my connect he said that's nothing I should just wait for final SMS even with my height at 1.57 and those certificate issue.

That's good news, my mind don Calm small

Ziz123:
Error u where disqualify ure jst kidding �����

Bro I kid you not

sleuthhound:
i go advice am mk im change dat moniker for future sake

Maka why.

You de into Programming if yea then you suppose code. no reason am

kegnufostu:
Please can you kindly elaborate more on the Interview aspect,
what questions were asked and how was it conducted.
Thanks

wishing you great success ahead

Try and know about EFCC activities, who be the big man they arrested last.
Your state governor, your chief and emir, EFCC board chairman and secretary, political party that register for general 2023 election,the interview will be done in group, everybody will have his questions, some people will be disqualified because of height, if your age is above 30 years just pray, go to hospital and check your BP, if it's high take suppression drug to make it normal, you will be taken for x-ray outside the EFCC academy.
Good luck


Thanks to Gensanusi

Guys, thanks for all the Mentions and suggestions I really appreciate.

Amajee:
Error4040 where are you. I'm d interview hall.

Bro no vex we no meet o, hope yours went smoothly?

kegnufostu:
Mehnn, so sorry about that. Have you tried to reach your connect?
if there is anything that could be done?

I would do that this night.

Ibrahim94:
On what ground? I felt for you bro...

Mhn on certificate o, thanks I go still talk to my connection hear.

maingate27:
i was disqualified too by that mumu doctor because of height. However i contacted my connect he said many people have file their problems and they are now waiting for the chairman to come back to Nigeria to effect the waivers. so i guest you should try and contact your connect .

Ehn about this height of a thing did you make 1.60 ? If yes then they do accept 1.60 o.

Mine was 1.57 and the chief agent incharge told me that it was nothing that the case was my certificate.

I go contact my connect this night sef, because my slot no go just go to waste like that LAYE!!!

Thanks.

Well I would say the above is my Fault.

For years I refused to go and collect my Certificate reasons ? Well being Lazy and setting a high standard and all thinking I won't work in Nigeria after NYSC.

Anyway I went with WAEC result Grade slip which (I couldn't present Original because it was black and white colour) and Bsc was Statement of result which I was asked for Certificate and I said I did not collect ( he wrote pending at the side) which was not acceptable.

Well no Biggie, better Days ahead Comrades.

Amajee:
Error4040 where are you. I'm d interview hall

I was Disqualified bro.

kegnufostu:
How is it going over there

I was Disqualified bro.

Amajee:
Ahh me too is tomorrow.. we go jam b dat.. i go hala you for ur mail mek we share contact

Oya na

Hope dai Kana Above 1.67m

Ziz123:
Amajeee hope u reach 1.67 wooo����

kegnufostu:
I wish you guys great success tomorrow as you go for your interview. You guys would come back smile .

We await you for full details if the interview

Trust me na

I go update Una Hot HOT!!!

Gensanusi:
Secretary/board Chairman name.
Former chairmen
Establishment date.
There latest activities

Any Question like "Introduce yourself or Tell me about yourself" ?

Gensanusi:
Yes, if you are not up to the height even me, I can know it by looking at you.

HABA COMRADE

foxriver8:
Third class in linguistics. Any hope for ‘em? As dem never specify class of degree

Class of degree no matter here, BSc na BSc just get strong leg.

Gensanusi:
The last recruitment, they measure height from gate, if you no reach, no need to enter

Omo this one e get as e be o, them go just pick random and tell them "GET OUT" with police no explanation nothing.

kegnufostu:
Thanks so much for your response.

Those scheduled for tomorrow..
Abeg make Una signify..
We still need update on questions as regarding the agency

Mine is tomorrow.