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OlawaleBammie:
Yea deal,

What format?? (print or soft)

Soft would do . Happy new month .

OlawaleBammie:
Book?? U mean a well packaged fiction written/compiled by one fellow fighting boredom which necessitate the writing??



Ok dont worry, this is wat happens, i dont read book/novel BUT I WIL B WILLING TO GET U THE BOOK...how about that?? *wink*

Deal . Thank you .
Title : Cave of the Ancient .

OlawaleBammie:
Lol, am just trying to pull someone leg a little more.

As a real yoruba guy, who understands the communication of eyes, i understood na, am not dat daft.

Lols..... Na joke we dey since . We both know

OlawaleBammie:
One more thin...

Me saying i want u to name ur price doenst necessarily connotes monetary figure., inshort i didn't mean it monetarily.


Afterall this is not a typical example of hookers and hookee negotiations

yes, I know . I thought about it but I doubt you'd have the book I want . Cave of the ancient. Dunno the writer

OlawaleBammie:
Madam go to a more realistic options joo.


I get a billion pounds na hin i stil dey for Benin-Ore Expressway by this time?


give me another option jare

By now you suppose don know say you no fit bribe your way now . If not I for no dey mention billion pounds sterling since now .

OlawaleBammie:
Nna

Den u re about killing me.



suggest another tin na, biko!!!

there's no killing anything here o. Another billion pounds sterling then

OlawaleBammie:
Ok, ok ,ok, ok let do it this way


Like let me bribe you, ooh sorry, i mean lemme bribe my way out




Nope, wat i mean is....let me bribe ur divulgence (proper naija way)

Billion pounds sterling?

OlawaleBammie:
Guy how on earth can i manage an incomplete answer??

Na wetin a won use am do biko??

you fit use am do anything you like .

OlawaleBammie:
Sorry for this ridiculous question tho..just forgive if it get on ur nerves. okk??





















































































WHO ARE YOU??

I am Estelle......... A Nigerian from the eastern part of the country . Manage the incomplete answer .

christ007:
ok sir I will and you can also do it if u wanna help

Ok miss but I don't need it . Thanks for your concern

[quote author=OlawaleBammie post=88967616]It only work for women, not for men



She's trying to pay me back in/with my own coins



Dat apart, wait, can i ask a question??[/quote
] I'm sure they have the one that'd work for you .
Yeah , you can ask

OlawaleBammie:
Ooohhh u b gal!!! i tot as much tho.

Lols.... Yes I be female .

U get energy to cook na, no b for people like me, cank kee mysef cus i wan chop

Cooking for 3hrs just for 10mins pleasure

Nah ....doesn't take up to 3hrs .

Hmm, proper example of division of labour, if i hapen to b among u na concoction una go chop anytym its my turn to cook, if u no chop conco una go chop beans tire.
Lmao!! You for don learn to cook before now .. No wahala, we go eat the "purge" like that .



The problem here is i cant get fat, my body tissues has become rigid already. I have also tried every posible means to achieve excess body mass but all to no avail, and i have giving up

Who knows, maybe u can prescribe one for me *wink*

Use the same one your prescribed na. Yes.... That same one

Na just harmattan dust dey this one skull . Always spewing trash .

OlawaleBammie:
Hmm, which mean u cooked another one today and finished it today??, dats nice!!!


pls how do u find everyday cooking pleasurable??




And talking about fatness, if u know the ego and respect that comes with fatness, u wont say dis, u can ask Teni

Yes . I like my vegetable soup fresh . Was brought that way .

We take turns to cook . Twas my turn on the night we had Okro soup . Mum cooked yesterday . Someone else will today .

Ego and Respect? Biko , I don't want a situation I'd be too heavy to move around comfortably . You should try getting fat . Imagine all the ego and respect in your Agbada ... Chai!

christ007:
I think rat portion will make you fat just ask the wizard in menlin

channel this advice to the right person. Op needs it more .

OlawaleBammie:
Nope, nope ,nope!!! Its typical Nigerian way, selfishness and adanikanjopon
So am used to it long ago



Geezzz

How u take chop am

Like u raked everything down into ur stomach at once? U must b a legend.





Seems u wanna get fatter as well, but on a coded levu

'Twas a very small soup . Just one serving . ��� biko, I'm not trying to get fat o.

OlawaleBammie:
Hmm

sorry I didn't invite you to join me then. Soup yaff finish sef

OlawaleBammie:
How wil she be able to hate someone she doesn't even know??

She cant hate me, she can only hate her decision to follow my lead


Btw, com chop chinchin...

Most peeps on here don't know each other but you can feel the hate vibes when they quote each other .
Well, that's her cup of kunu.
Thanks . Just finished have semo with freshly cooked Okro soup .

OlawaleBammie:
Lol, Contrary to the emboldened, i really wanted her to get it and use it, i want her to swell up get fat.

As in, did u get it?? i want her to feel the stress joy and fulfillment dat comes with redundant flesh

Oh no ! she's going to hate you when that happens .

OlawaleBammie:
Lol, even to me that translation sounds somehow, but its stil the perfect translation for her


Epic yoruba way tho

you back tried by telling her the one you know . Whether she gets it or not is not your business . After all , Na she wan fat .

OlawaleBammie:
Lol, what would u have me say to her?? Is that not wat she want??

you told her the right thing , just that "be swelling up, be swelling up" is really funny .

OlawaleBammie:
Ahh!! Me i dont know its English name oo, infact i dont know how it look like if its syrup or solid.

I just know dat maawumaawu means "Be swelling up Be swelling up"

she should be swelling up , abi

ojuolu:
With Corona virus everywherr? Do I know if they are careers too? Or are they not also supposed to stay at home?
Biko, no visitor, I am on isolation, lockdown and self quarantine. Lobatan!

Lmao! Pls, allow Jehovah's people to visit you this period

Angelfrost:
People that don't sing national anthem or pay taxes... They will never observe any sit at home isolation order... They are probably close to your gate as you read this.

Maybe but no one will let them in . I tire for those people

Tundenoni:
The worse has not even arrived.
Just wait until the Jehovah witnesses finds out that everybody is at home
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You should welcome them when they come visiting

Please , mention me when anyone replies .

Sociology555:
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Pls send it for me
anselemakwiwu22@gmail.com

sent it

rex444:
gmailed u

Seen it . Thank you so much . Have a beautiful day .